When y’all gonna realize you can’t start a fire without a spark?
Stoops would call that gyrating clown a MF five million times.
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Stoops would call that gyrating clown a MF five million times.
Any truth to the rumor that Stoops wants to make “Glory Days” the official pre-game hype song?
The one time he wears a decent hat…
pascal was held on about every play, so glad Piglet got in his thoughts to the crew.
If Mitch doesn’t get rid of those checkerboards, we are doomed being Smokey’s bitch
No.
I was drunk, alone and mad.
Boss came on…
madder. Then I kept reading some yard’s posts in GYERO which threw me over the top.
I almost threw something (bottle of BOoze).
What does a football coach have to say to get a 15 yard penalty? He must’ve really let the ref have it.
Missed the game in person for the first time this season. So that one’s on me.
Missed the game in person for the first time this season. So that one’s on me.
I’ve got my full complement of honkies available today. Bad news for you.
Hey Mash, I’ll trade ya Caught Edmonds for Corduroy Patterson — whaddya say?
Cant do it homie. Your ass is grass this week. My team is without a doubt the best 3-6 team ever assembled.
I mean I'm glad we went back to major suckage at least on the defensive side of the ball. I mean whatever stoops said was quick and to the point.
Speaking of useless, doughboy whiteys, Sam Darnold is moments away from being available on waivers...
Dude looks like a bastard offspring of that murderous weirdo lawyer from South Carolina...
Dude looks like a bastard offspring of that murderous weirdo lawyer from South Carolina...
Short term, my brother is ok. He slept it off in the truck while me & his buddy watched the game. He just got stupid drunk and passed out. Bloody nose & a few cuts on his face from the parking lot stopping him.
Long term, he's got some shit to deal with. He had a childhood friend die this summer & I found out that he's been hitt'n the sauce pretty good since then.
Anyhow, the whole weekend was pretty frustrating. I end up doing all the logistics (rooms, tix, parking pass). These idiots just have to show up and bring a cooler. I've never seen either of their vehicles without a cooler of beer in it before. They forgot the cooler. Wal Mart had one plus enough food for 12 people. Turns out that women aren't flocking to rednecks that have a 7th graders mentality and can't handle their booze. Besides showing up late, we spent another 45 minutes trying to find a small bottle of propane for the grill and a spatula.
Complete Charles Foxtrot. I'll probably repeat the mistake next year like Charlie Brown kicking the football.
Welp, apparently you can't drop players before Monday night's game (seems stupid to me, but whatev). Rest assured though, Darnold can be y'all's tomorrow morning.
Is it just me, or does everybody else look at RAY-O-VAC batteries as the "Great Value" of batteries? Those little bastards may actually kick Duracells and Energizers straight in the nuts, but I never buy them unless I absolutely have to. They desperately need a new image. If I were the R-O-V C.E.O., I'd immediately fire everyone marketing department.
Look, Mav, I know I said I would help you cheat, but I'm a winner at heart. Watson says I got a 2% chance of making the playoffs, and damnit I'm gonna make those playoffs. It's just in my blood.
@AustinTXCat - we really should have the ability to drop a player mid game. Having to wait takes all the emotion out of it.
Helluva DatelineSpeaking of useless, doughboy whiteys, Sam Darnold is moments away from being available on waivers...
Dude looks like a bastard offspring of that murderous weirdo lawyer from South Carolina...
The Home Depot radio commercials make me want to jam a soldering iron through my ear and out my eye socket
The path to 40-0 begins tonight.
Yeah, right about now I’m really wishing I’d started the 40-0 thread yesterday.
Yes, currently hold a 1 match lead over MissSt for first place in SEC. Beat UGA just a few minutes ago, 3-0 in Lex.
Go Cats!
It’s a good thing UK became a rifle & volleyball school and an Olympic T&F factory. And not a moment too soon.
On the upside...
Our next 7 basketball games are against mid majors & directional schools...and our next 3 football opponents are against 2A KHSAA High School level teams that didn’t make the HS playoffs. So we’ve got that going for us...which is nice.
On the upside...
Our next 7 basketball games are against mid majors & directional schools...and our next 3 football opponents are against 2A KHSAA High School level teams that didn’t make the HS playoffs. So we’ve got that going for us...which is nice.
Pretty much describes the Ulcers’s remaining schedule.
Nice 5 points last night, Mav. From 2 players. Your chance of beating the Blue Bells is now down to 40%.
I don’t need 9 players to beat Listeria JUCO.
