Mash’s team is so effing horrible. Did he draft this ensemble of feces?
hahahshahshshaha.
You don’t deserve Buccees.
hahahshahshshaha.
You don’t deserve Buccees.
N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
- Start date
Yet he beat my team of misfits by almost a hundred.
Imma go back to cheating.
Imma go back to cheating.
1. No, I did not draft these losers.
2. IBM Watson drafted my team based on science and math
3. Science and math sucks
4. DONT YOU DARE BRING BUCCEES INTO THIS
Glad Funk is finally admitted to cheating. We can put a big fat asterisk next to all his fantasy accomplishments.
I am open to cheating in order to help Mav win because I want him to make himself a trophy.
Read up on the Teapot Dome scandal of the Fillmore administration. To date, would you say that’s the worst presidential scandal?
I don’t have time for 11th grade social studies right now. I’m relearning Algebra II so I can help my kid next year.
Do your school kids know where Europe is?
A Jr. high history teacher was telling me over the weekend that her class did not know. Said they were guessing. California, Africa, across the Pacific…
Moreover, ex-Falcons coach and current Cowboys DC Dan Quinn is proud of Calvin Ridley for taking a mental health break.
Cowboys DC, ex-Falcons coach Dan Quinn proud of Calvin Ridley for taking mental health break
“A younger person looking up to [him] like, ‘Hey, if it’s OK for Calvin to speak out and get help, I’m going to go and talk to somebody, too.'”
sports.yahoo.com
Bad week, Mash.
Mash used to draft hardened, yoked-up criminals… now he drafts pussies.Moreover, ex-Falcons coach and current Cowboys DC Dan Quinn is proud of Calvin Ridley for taking a mental health break.
Cowboys DC, ex-Falcons coach Dan Quinn proud of Calvin Ridley for taking mental health break
“A younger person looking up to [him] like, ‘Hey, if it’s OK for Calvin to speak out and get help, I’m going to go and talk to somebody, too.'”
Bad week, Mash.
What a free fall. Dude went from draft pick to unplayable.
IMA GO WITH FJB SHITTING HIS PANTS WHEN HE MET THE POPE AMIRITE FELLAS??? LOLOLOLOZ
Nine years ago today I watched the final nail in the coffin of Joker Phillips' UK career on a cold and rainy day at Commonwealth Stadium, losing 40-0 to Vanderbilt. I believe we left about halfway through the second quarter. So yeah, I'll be ECSTATIC with a 9-3 season.
Wow, hard to believe its been that long.
Man those Joker-smoking-a-heater days were the salad days of 'shopping though, ahhhhhhh <Mav sighs wistfully>
I remember someone in the D-League took offense to the one I made where Joker was holding a sign that said, "WILL COACH INEPTLY FOR FOOD" 😂
Is Henry Ruggs available for pickup? Need a murderer to offset my mentally fragile weaklings.
I got similar flack for a posting I made in a string when discussing Joker’s next job. I just pasted a picture of a rat infested Taco Bell.
Funk, I mean we brothers and all, but I'm gonna have to put that aside this Sunday AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT HURTS ME TO DO IT, IT REALLY BRINGS ME NO PLEASURE AT ALL. I've simply got a job to do. To quote the esteemed philosopher Nino Brown as played by Wesley Snipes in the under-appreciated New Jack City, "Friends is friends. This is business."
Your boys are going down. I can't stop it anymore -- and by "it" I mean the Ulcer JUGGERNAUT, of course.
Your boys are going down. I can't stop it anymore -- and by "it" I mean the Ulcer JUGGERNAUT, of course.
Bottom line though, gotta give rats their proper respect. Day in, day out, they are some resilient motherf#ckers.
I’ve got a couple of extra tickets for the football game tomorrow in case any of you chuckleheads are interested.
I’m back in my hotel room after a miserable night of football. Best part of the night was chatting with two hotties in line for the ports potty.
My brother wants to get together and tailgate/ go to a game every year. I end up being travel agent. Arranging rooms, tickets, parking pass. Him and his buddy get here late, forget shit (like the cooler). Going into the game, he fell down, passed out drunk. Bled like a stuck pig.
Got him settled in the truck. Went in to watch the game. UK moved the ball ok. Actually better than I expected. Defense must’ve stayed in the parking lot with my brother.
Stoops is better than what we’ve had traditionally, but 7-8-9 wins is the best we can hope for. Kinda a mediocre team. We need a team that can routinely beat our rivals - UT, UF, MSST.
Lots of orange in Kroger tonight too. That was annoying. Not just in one corner, but peppered all over. They dirty, they low down, whatever. They still beat us.
My brother wants to get together and tailgate/ go to a game every year. I end up being travel agent. Arranging rooms, tickets, parking pass. Him and his buddy get here late, forget shit (like the cooler). Going into the game, he fell down, passed out drunk. Bled like a stuck pig.
Got him settled in the truck. Went in to watch the game. UK moved the ball ok. Actually better than I expected. Defense must’ve stayed in the parking lot with my brother.
Stoops is better than what we’ve had traditionally, but 7-8-9 wins is the best we can hope for. Kinda a mediocre team. We need a team that can routinely beat our rivals - UT, UF, MSST.
Lots of orange in Kroger tonight too. That was annoying. Not just in one corner, but peppered all over. They dirty, they low down, whatever. They still beat us.
I just realized my record (6-2) is the same as UK’s was heading into a very winnable week/game. If only FFL used “time of possession” as a stat I’d be guaranteed a win.
Assuming your brother is OK, and he spent all game in the truck sleeping it off…he probably made the right decision.
Mav, you would have shot my TV in a fit of rage last night if you would have seen this shit…
Ok. UK loses in embarrassing but predictable fashion. You leave the room and wonder into the kitchen for some snacks to ease the pain. You round the corner, glance up at the kitchen TV and GD BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS SINGING FN CHRISTMAS SONGS. Holy hell I just laughed and wtf is going on here? Then I immediately thought about how mad you would if you encountered THE BOSS singing Christmas music immediately after witnessing that Uk shit. It was some SNL re-run and that exact moment was a close up of his squinty face belting out some glorious tune.
There were a lot of funny things last night. You had to appreciate them, or else.
1. Mark Stoops called those refs “mfers” for 4 quarters straight. All the time. I laughed at every f word. I have no idea why we didn’t get the calls.
2. That one ref tripped, stumbled and fell like a dumbass!
3. That dude in the booth with Beth Mowins….had no clue what the score was when we were going for it on 4th down. He keep stammering on about tough decisions, if we give UT the ball back here, and yada yada. It was beyond dumb.
Let’s go Bengals!!!! Go team Blue Bell!!!
Mav, you would have shot my TV in a fit of rage last night if you would have seen this shit…
Ok. UK loses in embarrassing but predictable fashion. You leave the room and wonder into the kitchen for some snacks to ease the pain. You round the corner, glance up at the kitchen TV and GD BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS SINGING FN CHRISTMAS SONGS. Holy hell I just laughed and wtf is going on here? Then I immediately thought about how mad you would if you encountered THE BOSS singing Christmas music immediately after witnessing that Uk shit. It was some SNL re-run and that exact moment was a close up of his squinty face belting out some glorious tune.
There were a lot of funny things last night. You had to appreciate them, or else.
1. Mark Stoops called those refs “mfers” for 4 quarters straight. All the time. I laughed at every f word. I have no idea why we didn’t get the calls.
2. That one ref tripped, stumbled and fell like a dumbass!
3. That dude in the booth with Beth Mowins….had no clue what the score was when we were going for it on 4th down. He keep stammering on about tough decisions, if we give UT the ball back here, and yada yada. It was beyond dumb.
Let’s go Bengals!!!! Go team Blue Bell!!!
There is zero doubt I would have been buying a new TV today 😂
I never flip through channels, but I too, saw the SNL BOSS under lights… and I thought, “who wants to see this? - eff you”
“Let’s Go Brandon” breaks out at a dance featuring two dudes in sports bras…
It was this exact face lol. I could not even find a YouTube clip, but I found something even better. A detailed review of the performance from… https://www.blogness-brucespringste...teen-s-joyous-saturday-night-live-performance
When y’all gonna realize you can’t start a fire without a spark?
Wasn’t it some great comedic therapy of sorts? I just felt like Big Blue Jesus put that shit on my TV knowing I would angrily stumble into the kitchen looking to drown my sorrows with Diet Dew….and Bam! The Boss! Isn’t that random and funny? Especially given what feels like decades worth of well documented Springsteen hate from Mav. It was such a fitting tribute to a shittastic night in the KROGER FIELD.
