N.O.B.

[gobigbluebell]

Devin Askew swims with his shirt on.

News just had a special on some of our new football guys...

Jager Burton looks like an animal. That dude has already put on some pounds. Ideal looking OL athlete.

Our new Australian sounds cool af...obviously.

Boys, we’re winning the East this year. I’ve decided now is the time.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Devin Askew swims with his shirt on.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Askew has a Sideshow Bob winter bush pussy.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

What time is the game today & what channel?

 

[funKYcat75]

2:01 a.m.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

2:01 a.m.

Does that account for daylight saving time change or nah?

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Those tiddays are a decent consolation prize for no March madness. So what do you do when you have free March?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I’ve been busy working outside all day and not near a TV...what seed did we get? Which region? Did the committee screw us again???!!!???

 

[UKGrad93]

I’ve been busy working outside all day and not near a TV...what seed did we get? Which region? Did the committee screw us again???!!!???

I don’t think the brackets are out yet. I’m sure the committee will screw us.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

We got the Guam region as the 99th seed.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Just trying to avoid embarrassment.

 

[funKYcat75]

Just trying to avoid embarrassment.

That button don't work.

 

[Kooky Kats]

It’s Mav’s fault.

 

[funKYcat75]

Wo ist Maverick?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

For starters, mav is at least two hours off on everything.

1) No doubt he forgot about the time change

2) Living where he does...mav is already operating on the devil’s time (CST)...which puts him an hour behind normal people

 

[Kooky Kats]

Devin Askew swims with his shirt on.

It’s a terrible sign that a guy can even swim at all.

Best basketball players cannot swim. Science.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

It’s a terrible sign that a guy can even swim at all.

Best basketball players cannot swim. Science.

You sure about that?

 

[-Mav-]

Hey guys, sup? Long time no see. Anywho, quick question — what time/channel do we play today? As always, TIA.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Buddy I got great news for you. It's foooootballllllllll time in the bluuuuuuueeeegrass

 

[Kooky Kats]

Central time

 

[-Mav-]

Buddy I got great news for you. It's foooootballllllllll time in the bluuuuuuueeeegrass

Man I can’t wait for football, but the March Madness NCAA Big Dance starts today and I’m hoping Cal leads us to #10 (and his third here).

GBB!!!

 

[Kooky Kats]

C

Man I can’t wait for football, but the March Madness NCAA Big Dance starts today and I’m hoping Cal leads us to #10 (and his third here).

GBB!!!

need sum Upton tittie graphics to get me and my unit pumped

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

C

need sum Upton tittie graphics to get me and my unit pumped

Yeah...c’mon mav, post dem 9-40 tiddays!!!

 

[gobigbluebell]

Did the 40-0 debacle kill BJW's dreams as well as Kate Upton because I haven't seen her around in forever.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Them tiddays are prolly sniffing the floor by now.

 

[-Mav-]

Better days...

 

[-Mav-]

 

[gobigbluebell]

That centaur pic gives me nightmares.

Mav, it's almost ball mashing season. You slamming roids and rolling bats?

 

[-Mav-]

That centaur pic gives me nightmares.

Mav, it's almost ball mashing season. You slamming roids and rolling bats?

Oh hell yeah — had our first slowly pitched senior softball tourney in Huntsville two weekends ago. Though I was quite resplendent in my sartorial splendor due to rocking some natty stirrups, I hit a less-than-impressive .625 for the weekend. Rest assured I will return to my usual .800 clip in Nashville next month.

 

[-Mav-]

The aforementioned stirrups...

 

[funKYcat75]

Look out, Slim.

 

[Kooky Kats]

The aforementioned stirrups...

Who’s the skinny guy? We want our cherubic, self-deprecating Mav back.... not some Adonis home run hitting freak.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Damn, Mav, looking svelte. Get that average up a bit and the big leagues will come calling for sure.

 

[funKYcat75]

And all it took was cold showers.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Neck is still thick. Roids?

 

[-Mav-]

Haha, man I’ve dropped (unintentionally, I swear) 32 lbs since December 1st from diving deep into keto and time-restricted feeding. I did it cause my lipid profile/heart disease risk was elevated. It’s been truly amazing how my metabolism has transformed by eating a shit ton of fat (mostly MUFAs), cutting out sugar/fructose, and eating between 2:00-6:00 God’s time every day. All the lipid numbers have dramatically improved, and I lost weight in the process. Haven’t felt this good in 30 years, no joke.

 

[-Mav-]

Neck is still thick. Roids?

That, plus this little device.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Getting slimmer should improve both your reaction time and your range of motion which means you might even be able to finally hit a curve ba...wait...who am I kidding? That ain’t eva gonna happen. Hahaha

Glad you are healthy & feeling well. Sounds like you are a...

 

[-Mav-]

Thanks brother, it’s sure a far cry from my days of endlessly pushing those fish planks up a hill, only to have them roll back down again. As of this morning, I’m 0.5 lbs away from knocking a cool 100 off this all-time high...