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Please do it, Mash. I'll Paypal some $ for gas.
Man burns neighbor’s yard to a crisp. Said Coldplay crossed the line.
Just make the dogs owner read the Just because thread over and over, and maybe they’ll just off themselves.
Local man incinerates neighbor's lawn, watches carnage with glassy-eyed soon-to-be-dead stare whilst devouring Blue Bell, says Deputy Cricky Jackhornrammer
WTF is that? Cindog, you rascal.
<> Congrats, kooky.
<> And tee ball schmee ball...it's never too early to teach the younger kookster how to hit a curve ball. Little League is just around the corner...and you don't want a "mav 2.0" type situation at the plate.
<> Good luck 93! Hope you get that promotion.
<> Prayers sent for the neighbor lady.
<> Congrats on the new pup, Willy. Kudos on the rescue effort. But you turn that dog into a vegan and ima set your yard ablaze.
<> mash...I usually encourage a "diplomacy first" policy when it comes to neighbors. But your "Scorched Earth" approach seems appropriate given the extenuating circumstances of your particular situation.
<> And tee ball schmee ball...it's never too early to teach the younger kookster how to hit a curve ball. Little League is just around the corner...and you don't want a "mav 2.0" type situation at the plate.
<> Good luck 93! Hope you get that promotion.
<> Prayers sent for the neighbor lady.
<> Congrats on the new pup, Willy. Kudos on the rescue effort. But you turn that dog into a vegan and ima set your yard ablaze.
<> mash...I usually encourage a "diplomacy first" policy when it comes to neighbors. But your "Scorched Earth" approach seems appropriate given the extenuating circumstances of your particular situation.
I was inspired by Lidia Bastiniach this morning... so I decided to cook.
Dinner:
Sous Vide Double Pork Chops w/Mushroom/Onion/MarsalaThyme cream sauce
Roasted Honey & Balsamic Brussel Sprouts
Joe Mamma Collard Greens w/Ham Hock hot sauce
Salad
Vino
If you can get 13year old to eat Brussels, they’re good.
Dinner:
Sous Vide Double Pork Chops w/Mushroom/Onion/MarsalaThyme cream sauce
Roasted Honey & Balsamic Brussel Sprouts
Joe Mamma Collard Greens w/Ham Hock hot sauce
Salad
Vino
If you can get 13year old to eat Brussels, they’re good.
<> Congrats, kooky.
<> And tee ball schmee ball...it's never too early to teach the younger kookster how to hit a curve ball. Little League is just around the corner...and you don't want a "mav 2.0" type situation at the plate.
<> Good luck 93! Hope you get that promotion.
<> Prayers sent for the neighbor lady.
<> Congrats on the new pup, Willy. Kudos on the rescue effort. But you turn that dog into a vegan and ima set your yard ablaze.
<> mash...I usually encourage a "diplomacy first" policy when it comes to neighbors. But your "Scorched Earth" approach seems appropriate given the extenuating circumstances of your particular situation.
Great stuff KS, lol
Lil Nettles punted on the batting lesson today in deference to neighbor kid riding his bike. As soon as that little guy cruised by, it was over. Neighbor kid just turned 4 and is riding a two-wheeler like Tony Hawk/Greg LeMond... WTF, that isn’t normal. A cycle-savant.
Don’t listen to him Kook. You want your boy to grow up to be a man, right? Well real men only swing at fastballs — pussies swing at curves.
#teamnotapussy
What an awful thread.
It should fold neatly into the D League.
And you guys have bad things to say about fn Foghorn Leghorn??
Foghorn a playa...
“I says, I says when you’re famous, you can grab ‘em by the pussy.”
What's happening? Did it finally explode? I swear, that place has been talked about since I was a little child.
No explosions per se, but some alarms went off or some shit. The “government” said there’s nothing to worry about... except the 42000 birds that were found sleeping in a pile.
I’m immune. More mustard gas for me.
...but really tho? Our sirens didn’t go off?
...and I’m dead
That’s nothing. What govt said this? They didn’t tell us? Citizens of Richmond deserve some sort of reperations for decades of this shit. Carton of cigs and a cube of dew. Something. Chicken. Wal Mart gift card.
Yesterday was national adopt a shelter pet day! Hope everyone had fun with their rescues! You pure breed puppy mill supporters can go DIAF! Neuter your pets!
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We're going to have to put him down. Slip something into his Blue Bell tonight so he doesn't feel any pain. RIP.
Mash should play for the football Cats. Show them fools how to be tough. He’s gotta have eligibility left.
Lavendar Sunshine Coffee .... pssssh
Listeria .... pssssh
VX Gas .... pssssh
Doggies making sweet love to Coldplay .... pssssh
Dude is a MACHINE. Nails. Onions.
Lavendar Sunshine Coffee .... pssssh
Listeria .... pssssh
VX Gas .... pssssh
Doggies making sweet love to Coldplay .... pssssh
Dude is a MACHINE. Nails. Onions.
Mash...forget about the local government in Richingburgville. Forget about the problems with your neighbors. Forget about schemes to steal Yeti coolers. Forget about the potential red neck mother/daughter hookup. Faghettaboutit!!! All of it.
What you need to focus 100% of your attention and efforts on starting immediately (if not sooner) is a brand new fail-proof scheme that I like to call: Project Mustard Gas.
You need to get your hands on as much of that stuff as you can. Steal it. Better yet...set up a non-profit shelter company under your dogs name and offer to haul off the mustard gas for a fee.
Then...after some time has passed...and the time is right...sell it to Assad. Sure, you'll need to buy trucks, a cargo plane, and some other expensive stuff...and...well...you'll have to change your name and move out of the country afterwards. And you might feel a little guilty a few months later whilst watching the news...
~~~BUT~~~
Think about it...You will be ridding your beloved hood of very dangerous materials. And in the process you will be making tons of cash on both ends of that operation. And you'll be a filthy rich international arms dealer...which means you can set up high class threesomes all around the world with really hot chicks on the reg. Probably even be invited to join the Clinton Club. Although if it were me personally I wouldn't accept that invite.
C'mon, man! This is your shot at the BIG time!
Do it!
Also...
#TeamPureBreed
(although I applaud any/all rescue efforts)
What you need to focus 100% of your attention and efforts on starting immediately (if not sooner) is a brand new fail-proof scheme that I like to call: Project Mustard Gas.
You need to get your hands on as much of that stuff as you can. Steal it. Better yet...set up a non-profit shelter company under your dogs name and offer to haul off the mustard gas for a fee.
Then...after some time has passed...and the time is right...sell it to Assad. Sure, you'll need to buy trucks, a cargo plane, and some other expensive stuff...and...well...you'll have to change your name and move out of the country afterwards. And you might feel a little guilty a few months later whilst watching the news...
~~~BUT~~~
Think about it...You will be ridding your beloved hood of very dangerous materials. And in the process you will be making tons of cash on both ends of that operation. And you'll be a filthy rich international arms dealer...which means you can set up high class threesomes all around the world with really hot chicks on the reg. Probably even be invited to join the Clinton Club. Although if it were me personally I wouldn't accept that invite.
C'mon, man! This is your shot at the BIG time!
Do it!
Also...
#TeamPureBreed
(although I applaud any/all rescue efforts)
I thought that stuff was just straight poison anyway. No need for additional killing devices. It's the bargain poison!
I've heard about a few leaks at the BG depot.Mash...forget about the local government in Richingburgville. Forget about the problems with your neighbors. Forget about schemes to steal Yeti coolers. Forget about the potential red neck mother/daughter hookup. Faghettaboutit!!! All of it.
What you need to focus 100% of your attention and efforts on starting immediately (if not sooner) is a brand new fail-proof scheme that I like to call: Project Mustard Gas.
You need to get your hands on as much of that stuff as you can. Steal it. Better yet...set up a non-profit shelter company under your dogs name and offer to haul off the mustard gas for a fee.
Then...after some time has passed...and the time is right...sell it to Assad. Sure, you'll need to buy trucks, a cargo plane, and some other expensive stuff...and...well...you'll have to change your name and move out of the country afterwards. And you might feel a little guilty a few months later whilst watching the news...
~~~BUT~~~
Think about it...You will be ridding your beloved hood of very dangerous materials. And in the process you will be making tons of cash on both ends of that operation. And you'll be a filthy rich international arms dealer...which means you can set up high class threesomes all around the world with really hot chicks on the reg. Probably even be invited to join the Clinton Club. Although if it were me personally I wouldn't accept that invite.
C'mon, man! This is your shot at the BIG time!
Do it!
Also...
#TeamPureBreed
(although I applaud any/all rescue efforts)
Dress appropriately, Mash.
Mustard gas is some classic, WW1 shit. Humans back then didn't f**k around.
"Huh? FMJ rounds? Geneva Convention? Bitch WTF you talkin' bout? We bout to drop some mustard and melt your f**king skin plum off."
"Huh? FMJ rounds? Geneva Convention? Bitch WTF you talkin' bout? We bout to drop some mustard and melt your f**king skin plum off."
To be fair, a lot of Madison Countians could stand to have a whole makeover of their skin.
Here's a fascinating thing about chemical weapons: the guy that is considered the 'father of chemical warfare", Fritz Harber, won the Nobel Prize in chemistry in 1919.
I can't remember the comedian that riffed on flamethrowers, maybe Dimitri Martin, but it was pretty funny. Something along the lines of, "You know, I'd really like to set those humans on fire, but they're so far away..."
Napalm, now that's some scary shit -- ignited gasoline that sticks to you like glue. Dupont don't f**k around either.
Napalm, now that's some scary shit -- ignited gasoline that sticks to you like glue. Dupont don't f**k around either.
Youre a Maverick for eternity. Rest easy, and ball with Prince.
