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If UK couldn’t win, I’m glad the title stayed in the feline family/genus/whatever at least.
To recap, in the past ten years...
- Duke has two titles
- North Carolina has two titles
- uCONn has two titles
- Villanova has two titles
IMHO, it was so good it should be worth three points — like most of DiVinnieVega’s shots.
The Big Ragu was barely ranked in the top 150 out of HS. Something like the 35th ranked SG.
But the mofo can ball. And he's just a Sophomore. He's a better college basketball player than most of the kids we have sent/are sending to the league.
Also, chalk up another title for a team with contributing upperclassmen.
But the mofo can ball. And he's just a Sophomore. He's a better college basketball player than most of the kids we have sent/are sending to the league.
Also, chalk up another title for a team with contributing upperclassmen.
Just wait.
Juniors SKJ and Gabriel and B-rad
Super sophs Knox, Washington, Vando, Rick Nickerson, Peej-Wash, Quade and Jarmerl Barkley
Senior transfer Jalen Brunson and/or freshman Zion Williamson
Freshmen Johnson, Herro, Quickey and Montgomery
3 platoons. Everyone averages 13.3 minutes a game. NCAA grants us a 15th scholarship or 16 if we need it that they are taking from UOfL. Team averages 110 points per game on the way to a 40-0 season and we play the NBA champion Washington Wizards for the right to represent the USA at the 2020 Olympics. A new world peace is ushered in as PJ Washington picks up North Korea’s chubby little point guard and helps him dunk at the end of a 150-2 blowout first round game. PJ teaches him the mean mug face and the whole world has a Coke and a smile.
Or we lose everyone who isn’t named after the coach or has a mispelled or mispronounced name, whiff on Montgomery and have to play on Wednesday of the SEC tournament and flame out in the 2nd round of the NIT.
Both are equally plausible.
Juniors SKJ and Gabriel and B-rad
Super sophs Knox, Washington, Vando, Rick Nickerson, Peej-Wash, Quade and Jarmerl Barkley
Senior transfer Jalen Brunson and/or freshman Zion Williamson
Freshmen Johnson, Herro, Quickey and Montgomery
3 platoons. Everyone averages 13.3 minutes a game. NCAA grants us a 15th scholarship or 16 if we need it that they are taking from UOfL. Team averages 110 points per game on the way to a 40-0 season and we play the NBA champion Washington Wizards for the right to represent the USA at the 2020 Olympics. A new world peace is ushered in as PJ Washington picks up North Korea’s chubby little point guard and helps him dunk at the end of a 150-2 blowout first round game. PJ teaches him the mean mug face and the whole world has a Coke and a smile.
Or we lose everyone who isn’t named after the coach or has a mispelled or mispronounced name, whiff on Montgomery and have to play on Wednesday of the SEC tournament and flame out in the 2nd round of the NIT.
Both are equally plausible.
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We don't need a 15th scholly. Gabriel can go on financial aid (cuz he's super poor), B-rad can go on an academic scholly. It will work out.
Cal doesn't win a championship without Billy G's players. That's a fact.
Any chance BCG comes back as an assistant? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure his liver declines the offer.
Ideal coaching staff
Cal - head coach in charge of stomping and screening. gooooooo!
Pitino - recruiting ‘coordinator’
Tubby - in game coach, X’s and O’s And ‘being a good person’ coordinator
BCG - free throw defense coordinator
Joe B Hall - blue hair liaison
Antigua - ‘for gods sake, stay here at UK, the real world is awful’ coordinator
Payne - cool black guy liaison
WWW - bag man
Cal - head coach in charge of stomping and screening. gooooooo!
Pitino - recruiting ‘coordinator’
Tubby - in game coach, X’s and O’s And ‘being a good person’ coordinator
BCG - free throw defense coordinator
Joe B Hall - blue hair liaison
Antigua - ‘for gods sake, stay here at UK, the real world is awful’ coordinator
Payne - cool black guy liaison
WWW - bag man
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Thanks to one of Mav’s likes on twitter I ended up on one of the school shootings kid’s pages and saw that he was advocating for cheaper female sanitary products now. Kids are changing the world I tells ya.
My tweets, “likes,” and “re-tweets” are a veritable road map to knowledge.
I noticed this a lot during the tournament...
Quite a few teams have some pretty cute water-getting girls, or whatever they’re called. A lot of teams do. You know, just like in football.
NOT OUR STUPID TEAM. We have a bunch of loser looking water boys wearing THE WRONG COLOR BLUE SHIRTS!
It’s the little things damnit. If you don’t wanna hire cute girls to help hydrate your team, you can at least make sure your water boys are wearing team fn colors!!! MITCH???! You damn homo. Smh.
Quite a few teams have some pretty cute water-getting girls, or whatever they’re called. A lot of teams do. You know, just like in football.
NOT OUR STUPID TEAM. We have a bunch of loser looking water boys wearing THE WRONG COLOR BLUE SHIRTS!
It’s the little things damnit. If you don’t wanna hire cute girls to help hydrate your team, you can at least make sure your water boys are wearing team fn colors!!! MITCH???! You damn homo. Smh.
I’m telling y’all...the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough just might be the best damn Blue Bell of all time. STG. It’s basically like a big ol Reese cup. The PB flavor is on point, and the chocolate chunks really tie it all together. I would marry this shit.
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Where did that kid go to school? He was 15 and getting serviced that way? Gracious.
Top Button being a pederast is one of the least surprising things ever.
The plebeian, “child molester,” is just sooo passé.
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I, Mav, am an idiot who doesn’t know the difference between editing and replying.
Why, somewhere in Delaware, of course!
That's what everyone says about Delaware: "IF you can find it, rimjobs 4 lyfe". It's an old adage that's been around for a minute. First state and what not.
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Obvy this crew would never frequent the Golf Thread, so I’ll do the rare “double-post”.
My nephew working very hard for golf science.
My nephew working very hard for golf science.
Gonna go on and get this headline out of the way since they’re going to win big anyway.
“gianKarlo stanton”
5 Ks? Cmon, bruh.
4-4 for Gregorious. 8 RBI
“gianKarlo stanton”
5 Ks? Cmon, bruh.
4-4 for Gregorious. 8 RBI
Learned no doubt in them fancy schoolbooks of his
