N.O.B.

[CatGotMyTongue]

Charles vowed he would never come back to the homestead of his own volition. But nevertheless, the sisters persisted.

While the sisters remembered it as a warm and happy place with mother and father. Charles did not.

Father always made him wash up between each chore. The forced smile kept father's hands away.

If Charles misbehaved mother would send the geese for him.

The sisters would groom him to their liking and leave the hair strewn about the grounds to appease the gods.

Charles would work while the sisters played.

The sisters would perform elective dentistry on Charles. They did not like his smile.

The sisters would beat him on a regular basis. Today the wheel of fate landed on 'pillow' therefore Charles would last another evening.

The sisters persisted until late in all of their lives. Each member of the family that fell out of their favor would be eliminated until it was only them. Today Charles was granted the sweet release of death through poisoning.

fin.
​

Charles vowed he would never come back to the homestead of his own volition. But nevertheless, the sisters persisted.

While the sisters remembered it as a warm and happy place with mother and father. Charles did not.

Father always made him wash up between each chore. The forced smile kept father's hands away.

If Charles misbehaved mother would send the geese for him.

The sisters would groom him to their liking and leave the hair strewn about the grounds to appease the gods.

Charles would work while the sisters played.

The sisters would perform elective dentistry on Charles. They did not like his smile.

The sisters would beat him on a regular basis. Today the wheel of fate landed on 'pillow' therefore Charles would last another evening.

The sisters persisted until late in all of their lives. Each member of the family that fell out of their favor would be eliminated until it was only them. Today Charles was granted the sweet release of death through poisoning.

fin.
​

 

[UKGrad93]

Charles vowed he would never come back to the homestead of his own volition. But nevertheless, the sisters persisted.

While the sisters remembered it as a warm and happy place with mother and father. Charles did not.

Father always made him wash up between each chore. The forced smile kept father's hands away.

If Charles misbehaved mother would send the geese for him.

The sisters would groom him to their liking and leave the hair strewn about the grounds to appease the gods.

Charles would work while the sisters played.

The sisters would perform elective dentistry on Charles. They did not like his smile.

The sisters would beat him on a regular basis. Today the wheel of fate landed on 'pillow' therefore Charles would last another evening.

The sisters persisted until late in all of their lives. Each member of the family that fell out of their favor would be eliminated until it was only them. Today Charles was granted the sweet release of death through poisoning.

fin.
​

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Only one thing kept Charles from ending his life by his own hands.

Spoiler

That sweet dumper on sister Fran.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Baby got back!

 

[TriangleUKCat]

An all-timer, funky.

 

[-Mav-]

Charles vowed he would never come back to the homestead of his own volition. But nevertheless, the sisters persisted.

While the sisters remembered it as a warm and happy place with mother and father. Charles did not.

Father always made him wash up between each chore. The forced smile kept father's hands away.

If Charles misbehaved mother would send the geese for him.

The sisters would groom him to their liking and leave the hair strewn about the grounds to appease the gods.

Charles would work while the sisters played.

The sisters would perform elective dentistry on Charles. They did not like his smile.

The sisters would beat him on a regular basis. Today the wheel of fate landed on 'pillow' therefore Charles would last another evening.

The sisters persisted until late in all of their lives. Each member of the family that fell out of their favor would be eliminated until it was only them. Today Charles was granted the sweet release of death through poisoning.

fin.
​

 

[CUJO_1970]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Nice work, Funky. That's an instant classic. Catpaws HOF first ballot inductee.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[Mashburned]

Charles vowed he would never come back to the homestead of his own volition. But nevertheless, the sisters persisted.

While the sisters remembered it as a warm and happy place with mother and father. Charles did not.

Father always made him wash up between each chore. The forced smile kept father's hands away.

If Charles misbehaved mother would send the geese for him.

The sisters would groom him to their liking and leave the hair strewn about the grounds to appease the gods.

Charles would work while the sisters played.

The sisters would perform elective dentistry on Charles. They did not like his smile.

The sisters would beat him on a regular basis. Today the wheel of fate landed on 'pillow' therefore Charles would last another evening.

The sisters persisted until late in all of their lives. Each member of the family that fell out of their favor would be eliminated until it was only them. Today Charles was granted the sweet release of death through poisoning.

fin.
​

I wish I was Charles.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[funKYcat75]

I wish I was Charles.

We wish you were too.

 

[funKYcat75]

Kid in red is a gay. Never took his eye off the ball. smh

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Charles vowed he would never come back to the homestead of his own volition. But nevertheless, the sisters persisted.

While the sisters remembered it as a warm and happy place with mother and father. Charles did not.

Father always made him wash up between each chore. The forced smile kept father's hands away.

If Charles misbehaved mother would send the geese for him.

The sisters would groom him to their liking and leave the hair strewn about the grounds to appease the gods.

Charles would work while the sisters played.

The sisters would perform elective dentistry on Charles. They did not like his smile.

The sisters would beat him on a regular basis. Today the wheel of fate landed on 'pillow' therefore Charles would last another evening.

The sisters persisted until late in all of their lives. Each member of the family that fell out of their favor would be eliminated until it was only them. Today Charles was granted the sweet release of death through poisoning.

fin.
​

Will go down in NOB and Paddock hall of fame.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Same ol' BS. Once again we get the effin late game. Meanwhile...in the other 3 regions...the highest seed in each region gets the early game.

Eff the NCAA. Eff the networks. Eff em all. ALL OF THEM!!!

 

[-Mav-]

Same ol' BS. Once again we get the effin late game. Meanwhile...in the other 3 regions...the highest seed in each region gets the early game.

Eff the NCAA. Eff the networks. Eff em all. ALL OF THEM!!!

With a werewolf chainsaw pecker stoked on fortified, high-dose Cialis, amirite Kaiz?

 

[UKGrad93]

Haha. That werewolf has a cat head.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

With a werewolf chainsaw pecker stoked on fortified, high-dose Cialis, amirite Kaiz?

Damn straight, mav.

 

[Kooky Kats]

• Got a late meeting uptown tonight...thank the lawd the Cayuuuuhts play a nightcap.
• Federal Tax Return IN...creative accounting has me back in Black!!! Thanks, President Trump!
• Booked hotel for College Station Tx (Oct 5-7) for UK Wildcat v aTm Aggie Football Action...boy’s weekend. Holy shit, I’m gonna destroy many brain/liver cells & briskets down there. Come meet me, y’all.
• All in all 10” of snow here. Yawn.
• Yanks are gonna murder teams this year. RIP American League.
• Quade:18P-7A
• Bus is empty
• Spring Practice? Nary a wuhrd. Gunnar.

 

[funKYcat75]

• Spring Practice? Nary a wuhrd. Gunnar.

Nope. Gotta keep it all under wraps. Keep this in NOB, but it's gonna be the three-headed monster of Gunnar-Terry Touchdown-Bowden. It will be an unholy amalgamation of run-pass-qb reception-early punt-pick&roll-hail mary-screen pass-option.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

• Astros are gonna murder teams this year. RIP American League.
• Quade:18P-7A
• Bus is empty
• Spring Practice? Nary a wuhrd. Gunnar.

All in all...I'm cool with everything you typed here. Even the part where the late game works in your favor. Happy for you. And I'm cool with all the rest...except...well except the one glaring, obvious mistake you made when you misspelled Astros.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Nope. Gotta keep it all under wraps. Keep this in NOB, but it's gonna be the three-headed monster of Gunnar-Terry Touchdown-Bowden. It will be an unholy amalgamation of run-pass-qb reception-early punt-pick&roll-hail mary-screen pass-option.

 

[funKYcat75]

All in all...I'm cool with everything you typed here. Even the part where the late game works in your favor. Happy for you. And I'm cool with all the rest...except...well except the one glaring, obvious mistake you made when you misspelled Astros.

More like ASS-tros, amirite?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Effortless' quarterback Gunnar Hoak stars in UK spring game


Thats the headline from last year's spring game. Hopefully he is putting a little more effort into his craft this spring.

This also is yet another reminder that any good news from spring practice in Lextown about the offense should be taken with a huge grain of salt as you remind yourself that in the spring...our offense is merely playing against UK's defense.

As such, the offense should be putting up astronomical numbers in the spring. And if the they aren't, then please proceed with a course of action that allows you to recuse thyself from getting drunk on blue Koolaide induced joyous anticipation and lofty thoughts of high flying, death defying scoring from our offense during the reg season and possible shitey Bowl appearance.

Gunnar.

Unless he starts putting up big numbers worthy of a perfect QB name like that...ima continue to pronounce it goon•när.

 

[Mashburned]

Blue Bell empty. Grabbing new flavor for the game tonight.

Tasty vanilla ice cream loaded with dark chocolate-coated cone pieces, chopped roasted peanuts, all surrounded by a rich chocolate sundae sauce swirl.

Haven't lost a game since Blue Bell came back to my freezer.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I was all set to go over to teh rafters and start a thread titled:
"Perfect Name for this year's Team: The Young Grasshopper-ables"

Now I'm torn between that and:
"The Blue Bell-ables"

 

[Mashburned]

Got a nice ring to it.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Blue Bell empty. Grabbing new flavor for the game tonight.

Tasty vanilla ice cream loaded with dark chocolate-coated cone pieces, chopped roasted peanuts, all surrounded by a rich chocolate sundae sauce swirl.

Haven't lost a game since Blue Bell came back to my freezer.

Plan on purchasing more Blue Bell after work today. And beer. Lots of beer.

We can't lose now.

 

[Mashburned]

Atta boy!

The rest of y'all can think ATX and I for this unforgettable March run sponsored by Blue Bell.

 

[-Mav-]

Blue Bell empty. Grabbing new flavor for the game tonight...

Haven't lost a game since Blue Bell came back to my freezer.

Dammit Mash, take that new shit back right now before it's too late. The bedrock, the fundamental, the most basic rule of all winning streaks is...DO. NOT. CHANGE. SOMETHING. THAT'S. WORKING. You know this.

You've gotta eat the same flavor you've been eating -- unless, of course, you've been eating a different flavor for each game. If so, then you have to eat a different flavor for each successive game.

 

[UKGrad93]

Dammit Mash, take that new shit back right now before it's too late. The bedrock, the fundamental, the most basic rule of all winning streaks is...DO. NOT. CHANGE. SOMETHING. THAT'S. WORKING. You know this.

You've gotta eat the same flavor you've been eating -- unless, of course, you've been eating a different flavor for each game. If so, then you have to eat a different flavor for each successive game.

Superstition like this is why I will not participate in Funk's bracket challenge thing.

 

[-Mav-]

Superstition like this is why I will not participate in Funk's bracket challenge thing.

Damn, I forgot to sign up. But, I forgot to do a regular bracket too, so that makes it ok.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Damn, I forgot to sign up. But, I forgot to do a regular bracket too, so that makes it ok.

Still time to sign up. But why bother? Why set yourself up for certain failure?

I'm gonna win. That's a given.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Dammit Mash, take that new shit back right now before it's too late. The bedrock, the fundamental, the most basic rule of all winning streaks is...DO. NOT. CHANGE. SOMETHING. THAT'S. WORKING. You know this.

You've gotta eat the same flavor you've been eating -- unless, of course, you've been eating a different flavor for each game. If so, then you have to eat a different flavor for each successive game.

This!!!

 

[Mashburned]

Damnit, sorry guys. My addiction has probably ruined our chances. I apologize, but I am not sorry. I'd do it again.

But seriously, this brand new flavor looks so money. There is no way we lose when I'm chowing down on delicious, creamy vanilla ice cream flooded with CHOCOLATE COVERED WAFFLE CONE PIECES??!!! + ROASTED & CHOPPED PEANUTS??! + TONS OF RICH VELVETTY CHOCOLATE SAUCE???? GTFO.

This is perhaps the greatest Blue Bell flavor of all time. I will keep you posted.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Damnit, sorry guys. My addiction has probably ruined our chances. I apologize, but I am not sorry. I'd do it again.

But seriously, this brand new flavor looks so money. There is no way we lose when I'm chowing down on delicious, creamy vanilla ice cream flooded with CHOCOLATE COVERED WAFFLE CONE PIECES??!!! + ROASTED & CHOPPED PEANUTS??! + TONS OF RICH VELVETTY CHOCOLATE SAUCE???? GTFO.

This is perhaps the greatest Blue Bell flavor of all time. I will keep you posted.

Sounds good. No worries, Mash. I'm going again with Blue Bell Neapolitan tomorrow evening. Would munch out on it tonight, but gotta drink some good craft beer instead. Beer helps when shouting at the TV.

 

[-Mav-]

Damnit, sorry guys. My addiction has probably ruined our chances. I apologize, but I am not sorry. I'd do it again.

But seriously, this brand new flavor looks so money. There is no way we lose when I'm chowing down on delicious, creamy vanilla ice cream flooded with CHOCOLATE COVERED WAFFLE CONE PIECES??!!! + ROASTED & CHOPPED PEANUTS??! + TONS OF RICH VELVETTY CHOCOLATE SAUCE???? GTFO.

This is perhaps the greatest Blue Bell flavor of all time. I will keep you posted.

I hope you know what you're doing.

 

[Mashburned]

Oh cmon do I look like someone who, for example, would intentionally eat listeria laden blue bell, or something??? I KNOW WHAT IM DOING IN REGARDS TO BLUE BELL MAV.

 

[-Mav-]

Oh cmon do I look like someone who, for example, would intentionally eat listeria laden blue bell, or something??? I KNOW WHAT IM DOING IN REGARDS TO BLUE BELL MAV.

I know you do, I know, it's just pre-game jitters man.

 

[WKBlu]

Oh cmon do I look like someone who, for example, would intentionally eat listeria laden blue bell, or something??? I KNOW WHAT IM DOING IN REGARDS TO BLUE BELL MAV.