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man, when i think about what prison life would be like, that gif sums it up.....
 
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That's what drove Eric C. Conn to flee the country. He was terrified of prison rape.

In his letter, Conn called his decision to abscond foolhardy, but he said he did it after becoming terrified of the prospect of being raped in prison.

He said he hadn’t given any serious thought to that concern before pleading guilty. It seemed like something Hollywood had hyped, he said.

But after accepting the plea, Wyatt asked whether he was worried about getting raped in prison by gang members and gave him a brochure on how to cope with being abused, Conn said.

Conn said he started reading about sexual abuse in prisons and became so fearful that one night, he “began to shake all over like a man on the verge of frostbite.”


http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/article193706559.html


 
Hey Eric, man, you worried about getting raped by gang members?

- Well, uh... Wyatt, now that you mention it, yea, that sounds like a problem?!!

Here you go man, here's a brochure on how to cope with prison rape.

- Thanks.
haha. Maybe the judge has a wall full of brochures to hand out when he gives his sentence. Like at the doctor's office.

Here's the brochure on prison rape.
Here's one on prison gangs.
One on prisoner hierarchy.
One on tattoos.
Getting your G.E.D.
 
Probably exactly how it goes down.

But this rape brochure came from a guy (curtis lee wyatt) who worked for Conn Law and helped him escape. Poor Wyatt must have been prison raped and been given a brochure to cope with it, so he did what any good friend would do and passed it along to his buddy who was facing federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison time. Then Conn made the decision (which doesn't sound too dumb when you factor in gang rape) to run far away.
 
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That's what drove Eric C. Conn to flee the country. He was terrified of prison rape.

In his letter, Conn called his decision to abscond foolhardy, but he said he did it after becoming terrified of the prospect of being raped in prison.

He said he hadn’t given any serious thought to that concern before pleading guilty. It seemed like something Hollywood had hyped, he said.

But after accepting the plea, Wyatt asked whether he was worried about getting raped in prison by gang members and gave him a brochure on how to cope with being abused, Conn said.

Conn said he started reading about sexual abuse in prisons and became so fearful that one night, he “began to shake all over like a man on the verge of frostbite.”


http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/article193706559.html

Preview of EC's first night in prison...
 
lol can you imagine what that brochure looks like? How tf do you cope with prison rape? Go to your happy place? Bite on a stick? Identify as a female?

I imagine all these questions were going through Conn's head that night when Conn... became so fearful (of gang rape) that one night, he “began to shake all over like a man on the verge of frostbite.”

I can't blame the guy, and I have no reason to think he's lying about all this...
 
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Haha, much did that fat cocksucker swindle out of Social Security? 500 MILLION? F**k Eric Conn.

IMHO, he can't get raped with ENOUGH frequency (or ferocity) in prison. In fact, were this a just world, he would be sentenced to 40 years hard being-raped (as opposed to hard labor).

Once again, f**k you Eric Conn, enjoy all those BBD that are sure to "come" your way [banana].
 
I was a prison guard at Lee Adjustment Center before it was shut down, they used to have posters everywhere that said "No means no and yes is not allowed". We had a father and son locked up together and one guard walked in on the son giving it to his father. Weird stuff.
 
he doesn't need a brochure, just a endless supply of ky lube and ibuprophen, you know, for the discomfort. i would say all a brochure would tell ya is to find ya a man that has plenty of prison cred and be his bitch. and hope his dick ain't too big. like Mav said, one dick at a time.
 
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Prison rape probably ain’t much different than going undefeated then losing to fn Wisconsin in the Final Four. How tf am I supposed to cope with that, huh??! Where’s the brochure for that???
 
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<> Wenyen may be the smartest student on UK's campus. I really have no idea about that. But his basketball IQ hovers around a steady -37. Love his hustle, occasional 3's, and he has been a beast on the boards as of late. But damn does he ever make some of the dumbest decisions/moves on a basketball court that I have ever seen. All game long. Like it's his first time stepping foot on a basketball court...every time he steps on a basketball court.

<> And WTF? PJ holding the ball on that rebound so he can shoot the free throws...instead of quickly passing it to the guard standing 5' away who probably shoots 20-25% better from the line. With the game on the line. smh

Whatever caused Cal to call Jones a selfish mofo a few years back pales in comparison.

<> Then we proceed to throw it in bounds to PJ on press offense after he just ished the bed at the line on the previous possession. smh

<> A win is a win is a win. And we stole that one.
 
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<> Wenyen may be the smartest student on UK's campus. I really have no idea about that. But his basketball IQ hovers around a steady -37. Love his hustle, occasional 3's, and he has been a beast on the boards as of late. But damn does he ever make some of the dumbest decisions/moves on a basketball court that I have ever seen. All game long. Like it's his first time stepping foot on a basketball court...every time he steps on a basketball court.

<> And WTF? PJ holding the ball on that rebound so he can shoot the free throws...instead of quickly passing it to the guard standing 5' away who probably shoots 20-25% better from the line. With the game on the line. smh

Whatever caused Cal to call Cousins a selfish mofo a few years back pales in comparison.

<> Then we proceed to throw it in bounds to PJ on press offense after he just ished the bed at the line on the previous possession. smh

<> A win is a win is a win. And we stole that one.

Pretty sure it was Jones that Cal called the selfish m-fer.
 
@-Mav- I was passing through your neck of the woods the other day and I saw the newer, bigger confederate flag. Unbelievable. Who owns that property?

I also noticed a smaller flag flying beside it but didn't recognize what it was because it's difficult to notice that sort of thing while driving 85mph and already rubber-necking at a ginormous confederate flag on the side of the road.

Did I miss the big news? Did Reidland annex from the US and become the United Republic of Reidland? WTF is that other flag?
 
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