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N.O.B.

What a gorgeous morning for an apocalypse!
F--k it, I'm ready to embrace the horror.

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Trading Places (watched again a couple nights ago for the first time in forever, still hilarious) came out 14 years after Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

It's now been 34 years since Trading Places came out. Let that sink into y'all's skulls.
 
I'm really liking the Faharnen safe auto commercials. How many tentacles does an octopus have fahranen?

Octo meaning 8 and tentacles meaning ten ; an octopus has 18 tentacles.
 
Phil Lynott with the TD strike!*







*hat tip to CastleRubric for the apt comparison
 
I lose my religion, what little I have left anyway, on shit like this. Bad coaching or not, as a GD defender, especially a defender in the GD SECONDARY, at the very least don't you AT LEAST TURN YOUR F--KING HEAD AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND THE FIELD BEFORE THE MOTHERF--KING BALL IS SNAPPED?

JMFTDC, the dude was waving his hands over his f--king head. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he was also yelling "OVER HERE, OVER HERE, I'M WIDE OPEN, THROW IT TO ME!!!"
 
Credit to Del Rio for making the simple play, doing the little things.

Lynn Bowden probably transferred already. He doesn't need this shit. Longer he stays here the more he becomes one of us.

Also, fire Mitch.
 
Craziest thing about that last TD by the Gators is that it came after a time out. HTF are we that confused AFTER a freaking time out? Not only do we have 10 players on the field but we don't even have their WR covered. AFTER A FREAKING TIME OUT!!!

Meh. Even if we had stopped them on 4th down...we would have fumbled the snap on the victory formation anyway.

It is what it is...what it always has been...what it shall forever be. U effing K football.
 
Craziest thing about that last TD by the Gators is that it came after a time out. HTF are we that confused AFTER a freaking time out? Not only do we have 10 players on the field but we don't even have their WR covered. AFTER A FREAKING TIME OUT!!!

Meh. Even if we had stopped them on 4th down...we would have fumbled the snap on the victory formation anyway.

It is what it is...what it always has been...what it shall forever be. U effing K football.

The first time WE FORGOT TO COVER THE WR WHO WAS SCREAMING AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN was after a TO, too, right?

Also, at the end, commentators showed clips of Stoops *attempting* to call a TO on both of those plays...but he couldn't? It was too late or he just didn't try hard enough? Idk, but he was yelling at the ref probably just forgot the words "time out" or something. Stupid fn idiot.
 
The first time WE FORGOT TO COVER THE WR WHO WAS SCREAMING AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN was after a TO, too, right?

Also, at the end, commentators showed clips of Stoops *attempting* to call a TO on both of those plays...but he couldn't? It was too late or he just didn't try hard enough? Idk, but he was yelling at the ref probably just forgot the words "time out" or something. Stupid fn idiot.
Like I once told my ex-manager, "please, just shoot me on the spot".
 
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