Movie/TV Tropes that never happen in real life

[TruBluCatFan]

I’m bored, hence today’s topic. What is something we see over and over in movies and tv shows that you find annoying or laughable.

One of mine is uniformed bank security guards. Whenever a scene is in a bank you always see an armed uniform guard. I’ve never in my life gone into a bank and seen an armed uniform security guard. And you know as soon as you see him some shit is about to go down and he’s getting shot.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

people getting shot and shrugging it off like it was a fly that landed on them

 

[Col. Angus]

Men kissing men. I see it in everything. I never see that in real life. Why is there all the goddamn time?

and ya always see the mens’ asses in TV-MA shows. Never a woman’s ass. Why is that?

I think it’s sexist.

 

[MegaBlue05]

TV trope: It takes longer than 2 commercial breaks to get DNA evidence back from a crime lab.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

TV trope: It takes longer than 2 commercial breaks to get DNA evidence back from a crime lab.

A crime is committed and the trial is done with a week later

 

[TruBluCatFan]

A crime is committed and the trial is done with a week later.

TV justice moves at speed of light, real justice like a sloth.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Super Stacie's hook up with a nice normie that was there all along. Yeah, forget that one boys.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

TV doctors who do everything. They take X-rays, put in IVs, do their own MRI. And specialties be damned. A dermatologist doing a brain surgery. LOL.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

TV doctors who do everything. They take X-rays, put in IVs, do their own MRI. And specialties be damned. A dermatologist doing a brain surgery. LOL.

House is notorious for this.

 

[Tskware]

TV justice moves at speed of light, real justice like a sloth.

Sir, you insult sloths. They move way faster than civil litigation.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Women super heroes. Nope

 

[DreadLox]

Someone gets the snuff beaten out of them. Including concussion.

 

[DreadLox]

Women super heroes. Nope

Funny stuff. I remember a similar gag. Someone exclaimed, "That isn't what unicorns look like!"

 

[BigBlueDave]

TV trope: It takes longer than 2 commercial breaks to get DNA evidence back from a crime lab.

Officer Michaels:
You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be. When I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!

Officer Slater:
Yup.

Officer Michaels:
If only there was semen on everything, it would make our jobs easier.

Officer Slater:
Hell yeah!

Officer Michaels:
I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.

Officer Slater:
I mean, who doesn't? It's like your wish that you could walk out of a room and just know where the semen was. You just know like Sherlock Holmes, if he was in his day, Sherlock Holomes, in his day... And this is a proven historical fact. Sherlock Holmes, when he was alive, knew where semen was.

 

[Glenn's take]

I delivered pizza for a friend for a while and the hot chicks all had money to pay and never needed an alternative payment method.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Sir, you insult sloths. They move way faster than civil litigation.

I try not to think about it anymore than I have to since I quit practicing. I see things haven’t changed any.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

The “popping” sound a punch to the face made.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Scenes with heavy gunfire on the inside of concrete buildings, caves, anywhere that generates a hard echo or percussion.

In walking dead when they were in the prison and had a shootout. That would be near deafening, brain fog, near concussion level ear drum busting crazy.

Shows and movies have got better about considering ammunition capacity when filming these scenes now. From the 80s you had unlimited bullet supply without ever changing clips or reloading of any sort

 

[Nightwish84]

One of mine is a character using food or drink as a prop. It's there in front of them or they're holding a utensil, but because they're doing a scene with back and forth dialogue, they either don't eat or tease taking a bite. Same with a character going to someone's house. The homeowner makes them a drink, the character holds the drink during this one to two minute scene, the drink is placed on a table, and the character leaves without taking a single drink. That's just wasteful.