Movie/TV Tropes that never happen in real life

[TruBluCatFan]

I’m bored, hence today’s topic. What is something we see over and over in movies and tv shows that you find annoying or laughable.

One of mine is uniformed bank security guards. Whenever a scene is in a bank you always see an armed uniform guard. I’ve never in my life gone into a bank and seen an armed uniform security guard. And you know as soon as you see him some shit is about to go down and he’s getting shot.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

people getting shot and shrugging it off like it was a fly that landed on them

 

[Col. Angus]

Men kissing men. I see it in everything. I never see that in real life. Why is there all the goddamn time?

and ya always see the mens’ asses in TV-MA shows. Never a woman’s ass. Why is that?

I think it’s sexist.

 

[MegaBlue05]

TV trope: It takes longer than 2 commercial breaks to get DNA evidence back from a crime lab.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

TV trope: It takes longer than 2 commercial breaks to get DNA evidence back from a crime lab.

A crime is committed and the trial is done with a week later

 

[TruBluCatFan]

A crime is committed and the trial is done with a week later.

TV justice moves at speed of light, real justice like a sloth.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Super Stacie's hook up with a nice normie that was there all along. Yeah, forget that one boys.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

TV doctors who do everything. They take X-rays, put in IVs, do their own MRI. And specialties be damned. A dermatologist doing a brain surgery. LOL.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

TV doctors who do everything. They take X-rays, put in IVs, do their own MRI. And specialties be damned. A dermatologist doing a brain surgery. LOL.

House is notorious for this.

 

[Tskware]

TV justice moves at speed of light, real justice like a sloth.

Sir, you insult sloths. They move way faster than civil litigation.