Matt jones said that all byu athletes that wanted

[singletrackcat]

The fact that Pope put a team on the floor under those conditions gives me hope he could be a good recruiter.

 

[Roe07]

Mormons are stupid.

 

[Random UK Fan]

UK players have to carry this around with them around campus/town.

 

[The-Hack]

I’d have to imagine it’s one of the best, like the prohibition, speakeasy’s everywhere thee can see.

Zebodiah, don’t threaten us with a good time!

 

[jeffky]

Dang, I could have played basketball at BYU.

 

[jeffky]

UK players have to carry this around with them around campus/town.

Now that's funny I don't care who you are and bless those pygmies in Africa

 

[The-Hack]

Dang, I could have played basketball at BYU.

Frankly, having sex while playing basketball had never occurred to me, and I’m glad no one suggested it in my youth.

 

[Random UK Fan]

Frankly, having sex while playing basketball had never occurred to me, and I’m glad no one suggested it in my youth.

That’d be a lot of balls bouncing.

 

[awf]

I'd back out too if I couldn't get a coffee on campus.

My nephew married a Mormon woman a few years back......his parents had to sign papers so the Mormon Church would let them get married............hell.......my old man didn't want to sign the birth certificate.....🙄

 

[ukcatz12]

Mormons have all kinds of these loopholes.

Google "soaking"

LOL

Religious loopholes are always hilarious to me. So god is some all powerful omnipotent entity that created the universe but is too stupid to see through a loophole?

 

[The-Hack]

That’d be a lot of balls bouncing.

I’m a pretty good juggler, but hardwood floors have a tendency to be “hard.”

 

[Eagles_Ball]

Imagine a life without alcohol, marijuana or sex

Yeah, I’m out on that. Next thing you’re gonna tell me I can’t drink coffee or play golf.

 

[Rideordiewildcat]

To play sports at byu had to pledge they would not have sex while attending byu and signed copy . Did not know that

I also heard caffeine was illegal in their cafeteria. So I guess if someone had a diet coke it was like...

F**king weird.

 

[Runnin'Ramel]

To play sports at byu had to pledge they would not have sex while attending byu and signed copy . Did not know that

Recall their post player Brandon Davies was suspended for getting caught boning his GF and didn't get to play in the NCAAT when they had a really good team. Wild stuff that everyone just forgot about.

 

[jeffky]

I also heard caffeine was illegal in their cafeteria. So I guess if someone had a diet coke it was like...

F**king weird.

Very odd

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

That’d be a lot of balls bouncing.

So is jogging

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Dang, I could have played basketball at BYU.

Thinking I could have excelled there.