Originally posted by Dennis Reynolds:
One time I was in Boulder Colorado at a bar. After several drinks, I went to take a piss. When I walked into the restroom, there was a urinal and a stall. Someone was pissing at the urinal so I went in the stall - the one and only stall.
Well, as I'm finishing up, someone/thing starts banging into the stall door, repeatedly and loudly. Just BAM . . . BAM . . . BAM!
So I go and open the door, and it's this redneck in a wheelchair. He is hammered, and screams at me, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE HANDICAP SHITTER?? WHAT'S YOUR HANDICAP? A SMALL DICK?!!"
Point being, handicap people can be dicks too.