Arkansas should be above court storming against the #7 team in the country. Have some respect for yourselves.
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Meh... It's not that bad. A couple of hours of mindless work, and I get beaucoup "points" for it. I just like to make the annual "Romeesque" type rant Christmas post about. It's a GYERO tradition (for me anyway, I can't speak for anyone else)
We have 2 live trees and 3 fake trees and then 1 or 2 little mini trees. I’m actually jealous of the list system.
3 large trees and decorations galore. Grows by the year. Wife has a work Christmas party every year so she has to impress her fellow hens. According to her, I never put things in the right place so she does it all. Completely off the wall now so I just let her do everything except hanging lights on the house.
8 foot beautiful looking Canaan Fir Christmas tree in our living room.
Smells great, looks great.
Picked it out with the family on Sunday morning at a tree lot downtown as is tradition.
Smells great, looks great.
Picked it out with the family on Sunday morning at a tree lot downtown as is tradition.
- I’m a more trees the better guy. God bless your wonderfully spirited wife, Clown.
- Guess I should have stayed up - only made it to halftime. Duke has yet to impress me. Proctor is a fraud bitch. His coach, too.
- Guess I should have stayed up - only made it to halftime. Duke has yet to impress me. Proctor is a fraud bitch. His coach, too.
Clown, I feel your pain. Two trees, two Dickens Villages, Christmas China, etc. All totes and boxes marked. Half our finished basement is filled with decor waiting for the appropriate season to be unleashed. My job, carry up and down stairs, climbing into the attic for missing items, wrecking my knees in the process. Godspeed.
1 15 ft and 2 12 foot trees mixed in with a ton of smaller trees. It's gotten ridiculous. Just a nightmare to store and get out every year. Those folks who go all out and completely decorate their entire homes with lights, etc. are both insane and amazing at the same time.
Christmas decorations are awful and should be eliminated.
Congrats to everyone on focusing on what’s unimportant and forgetting to put the CHRIST in CHRISTmas.
I know I said yesterday or the day before that Elon was on an apology tour but now he is telling advertisers literally to GFY. Did he see all he needed to see in Israel?
Man, the ol Ascaso Steel Uno PID just pulled a god shot of viscous oily espresso. Will be tough saying goodbye to my Spaniard.
My kid has an earache. Took him to a doc in the box last night… no way to fill script at 10pm. Last time he had ear infection, he had a subsequent rocketing temp that caused a seizure. Loaded him up with Tylenols and checked him through the night. (He’s ok) I am bushed. Nice lil workout and espresso to get me going. I successfully avoided a commute to that awful city to watch my lil man today.
Discussing the fate of an employee today. Only criteria I have for validating your existence: “DO YOU GIVE A SHIT?”
If so, stay. If no, beat it Toots.
I am drinking bourbon tonight. Camp Nelson F Single Rick… found it on shelf in Port Authority Liquor store at retail. Yeah buddy.
My kid has an earache. Took him to a doc in the box last night… no way to fill script at 10pm. Last time he had ear infection, he had a subsequent rocketing temp that caused a seizure. Loaded him up with Tylenols and checked him through the night. (He’s ok) I am bushed. Nice lil workout and espresso to get me going. I successfully avoided a commute to that awful city to watch my lil man today.
Discussing the fate of an employee today. Only criteria I have for validating your existence: “DO YOU GIVE A SHIT?”
If so, stay. If no, beat it Toots.
I am drinking bourbon tonight. Camp Nelson F Single Rick… found it on shelf in Port Authority Liquor store at retail. Yeah buddy.
**** that elf
The only, and I mean ONLY, good part of having TEENS.
I’m pro-Christmas decorations. Gives the house a festive feel during The Long Dark. We keep them up as long as fashionably possible because let’s face it gang- winter post holidays suuuucccckkkkkksssss
Our elf doesn’t show up until St. Nicholas Day - December 6. May seem like a trivial difference, but don’t discount the significance of six fewer nights you have to come up with some “unique” scenario in which to arrange your elf.
By unique scenario I assume you mean moving the elf to one of 3 or 4 places hopefully before you go to bed
“Oh, look! The elf is in a stocking again! That rascal - he loves stockings!”
“Suzy’s elf got into the kitchen and made a mess with candy and flour everywhere! She showed us pictures, it was hilarious! Why doesn’t our elf do that?”
“Suzy’s mom drinks too much.”
“Suzy’s mom drinks too much.”
“Because he’s got a big hog and insatiable desires, Suzy.”
I have a 6 and 4 year old that have no idea of the existence of the Elf as far as I know. We've never done it and they've never asked about it.
#blessed?
#blessed?
We were on the same path until someone got them an elf as a present.
This MFer with his little red trucks hauling a Christmas tree has me cracked up. I can't stop watching and laughing 😂
A few years ago, Marge got me a nice little fake tree for my man cave decorated with blue & white lights and all UK ornaments. She & the girls have gotten me new UK ornaments every year since.
I love it.
The other day, I went down to watch the Miami game and I plugged the tree in. There was a new Ohio State Buckeye guy ornament on it. WTF? I didn't say anything, but I removed it and put it on the big tree upstairs.
Last night, it was back on my UK tree. Touch that. I hid that shit in a drawer in my bar.
I'm sensing the beginnings of a battle.
I love it.
The other day, I went down to watch the Miami game and I plugged the tree in. There was a new Ohio State Buckeye guy ornament on it. WTF? I didn't say anything, but I removed it and put it on the big tree upstairs.
Last night, it was back on my UK tree. Touch that. I hid that shit in a drawer in my bar.
I'm sensing the beginnings of a battle.
My wife opened a box yesterday and was excited but could tell she was trying to keep it a secret from me so I asked her what’s in the f*cking box and it was the elf and some stupid book with the elf and some other box with fake props for the f*cking elf she spent god knows what on and so I guess our family is starting the elf tomorrow so my wife can post it on her social media to show what a good and involved mom she is to cover the guilt from her working. We put up a real 13 foot tree in the living room in addition to the other, fake trees. Was a joy almost dying decorating. No clue how to even put the topper on.
Michigan is -22 vs Iowa and the over/under is 35!
You said "wife," "box," and "excited."
Sorry, that’s false bubbers. Everyone that lives in cold winter weather always tells you they “LOVE the seasons”.
I completely agree though. They should keep lights up til end of Feb just so you don’t want to jump off a bridge due to the 90th straight day of cold, dark, winter hellscape.
I'm plum eat up consuming praise for these basketball cats. I even listened to that jarbled mouth full of rocks Goodman fellate us with robbie Hummel of all people.
It's so good to be back.
It's so good to be back.
My wife asked me to put up the 2nd tree but instead I got a kidney stone and ended up in the emergency room.
On the bright side... still haven't had to put up the 2nd tree.
On the bright side... still haven't had to put up the 2nd tree.
I'm a Deion fan, but this is just ridiculous. 4-8, hasn't won a game in 2 months, and pretty much been a disaster all around during that time. I think he'll make a decent leap next year...but SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR? Maybe in Boulder. Foh
Lets talk about unnecessary expenses... Christmas Cards.
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