GYERO

[tommyg4uk]

The end of the above post was a joke, Bristol.

I'm good with everything. Was merely sharing that I have a personal interest in destroying MSU.

GO KENTUCKY WILDCATS!!!!

 

[BristolCat]

I was joking too, it's an awkward quote from Krazy this weekend.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Makes sense. Although not on ignore, krazy is skipped 90% these days. I was also fairly intoxicated all weekend.

 

[krazykats]

What’s so awkward about that?

You assholes had every intention of twisting my post stating, with UK/UF game and my first live NFL game the next day that my wife would probably go into labor causing me to miss both, into me being a shithead husband.

OTOH, I hope you got your bet winnings, because I’m not a bet welching pussy.

 

[BristolCat]

Calm down and take a joke, Krazy.

And yes, thanks for the money. Appreciate it.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Don't thank him for doing what he was supposed to do.

F*** you, Krazy.

 

[drxman1]

It’s amazing how such a fun weekend can be tarnished by a few unfortunate events. Namely a bad 4th quarter, and the near break up of a long and storied friendship, over a cup of water.

Place was primed to explode. The energy of hope was alive in the hot September sun. Gators were being cooked, collides were flying, and spirits were high. Had a blast at the Extav, but needed to take in multiple scenes. It was crazy out there.

Tommy playing Horse in khakis and loafers was fun. Watching him repeatedly try to put it between his legs and completely Muff a layup was comical.
So were his foul shots. PJ Washington thinks you need to work on those.

Also lost was my beating Adrian at horse. That’s two now, and multiple other finals came down to just us. Streaky, but I did drop some
Bombs. Haven’t even touched a ball since gyero league. It’s like Apollo losing to Rocky. Embarrassing for him, really.

But the saddest part of all, was that Adrian and Ritchie we’re both primed to bust some rhymes, but there wasn’t nothing to celebrate. What should have been some epic instastories, ended up no glory.

Beat State.

 

[tommyg4uk]

I can hit anywhere else on the court, as you saw...but foul shots have always been kryptonite for me.

Would have had both of you out early if the ball wouldn't have kept getting stuck on my pants during my between the legs layups.

Luckily the pants didn't matter for the football throw competition I dominated in.

 

[drxman1]

We pushed on the football throws. That was fun though. Also extremely rusty. Maybe I should have gone Vegan like Tom Brady.

 

[UK_Dallas]

To Tell the Truth:

X - "I took money from xx and xxx in horse and football throws"
XX - "I won $$$ beating x and xxx in horse"
XXX - "I won horse and pushed in football"

 

[tommyg4uk]

Didn't push. I beat you the first and third five throw sets.

Everyone is also forgetting the $200 I won in post game horse.

 

[drxman1]

Gyero loves to gambol.

What’s the odds on:

BbdK
Boat
Geese
Tommy
Anth

In a game of horse.

 

[cricket3]

Sorry krazy didn’t mean to imply you were being a shithead husband when you went to an NFL game 2+ hours away while your wife, who is pregnant enough to go into labor at any time, was on bed rest from being hospitalized a couple days before.

 

[catholic_back]

So I've got krazy and Bristol on ignore, guess I've missed a few things this page.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Headliner:

I challenge you to a game of horseshoes, a game of horseshoooes.

 

[krazykats]

Tommy F*** you buddy! I’ve never met you, but I’ve met several who gambol here, and a few have not been as stand up, pal. Real GYERO men, I must say.

Cricket, I’m good with it now, but leading up to a UK/UF game I’d rather keep it sports.

That said, enjoy being a whipped little pussboi, it won’t be long and you too can walk right by a bunch of your friends with out stopping in and saying what’s up! I bet you are looking forward to it too.

 

[drxman1]

Richie and Adrian were kind of dodging each other. Both talked a big game, yet they just couldn’t
Seem to find a time to step onto the court. Sad

 

[BeaveUKGT]

So I've got krazy and Bristol on ignore, guess I've missed a few things this page.

That's like watching Seinfeld with all the Kramer scenes edited out.

 

[Kooky Kats]

So I've got krazy and Bristol on ignore, guess I've missed a few things this page.

Nope. Not a damn thing.

 

[Hankshaker]

Kentucky is typically considered somewhere between a 6b-7a zone for plant hardiness. It’s feasible that in the very near future we will be looking at an 8a-8b situation, which would allow for such plants as sawmill palmetto, slash pine, and for our crape myrtles to really flourish year round. I for one, am excited about this possibility.

F*** crape myrtles but otherwise .

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I have so many people on ignore this thread is like 53 pages on my phone

 

[PTI (pti)]

* From THE FAILING NEW YORK TIMES (couldn't resist)...

A classmate, Max Stier, saw Mr. Kavanaugh with his pants down at a different drunken dorm party, where friends pushed his penis into the hand of a female student.

This sounds like the worst gangbang ever, or like what would come out of your kid's mouth when you ask a 4 year-old to describe sex.

* Fun day yesterday. Over the weekend, my Ring camera caught some dude in a scary mask trying to break into the house. And by "break in," I mean walked to the front door, saw it was locked, then turned and walked away. After the video circulated online, I ended up getting calls and subsequently did interviews with the local NBC, CBS, and Fox affiliates.

here's the video from my doorbell: https://neighbors.ring.com/n/9VxXV

WDSU: https://www.wdsu.com/article/nopd-investigating-masked-person-pulling-on-uptown-home-door/29078661 (here I am repping the Tchoupitoulas Barathon -- 6 miles, 6 bars, 6 beers)

WWL: https://wwl.radio.com/articles/creepy-masked-man-trying-break-homes (purposely did a quick wardrobe change to shout out the Guido Sportif running group)

Fox8: https://www.fox8live.com/2019/09/17/bizarre-videos-show-masked-man-lurking-around-uptown-homes/

* Mychal Mulder signs a Gatorade-League deal with the Miami Heat. $50,000 guarantee. It's been a few years, but my first contract out of college was only $30k, and that was hawking subprime loans to sub-600 FICOs over the phone.

Mulder, 1
PTI (pti), 0

* The football season's short schedule just amplifies every single week. Win versus Florida, and I'm basically guaranteeing we walk into Athens 5-1. I'm still 100% confident we beat Arkansas at home, but all of a sudden a 3-3 start is very possible.

* Gotta go hype my 15 minutes up a little more on social. Out.

 

[wcc31]

Shorts:

- Always knew PTI would be famous and Tommy would end up in Kentucky.

- Happy Bourbon Season, fellas. Should be some good shit hitting the shelves for the next couple months.

- Picked up some Makers 101- as much for the beautiful presentation as anything. In a raffle for some Birthday Bourbon and on the lookout for some Weller Full Proof.

- Incredibly odd basketball schedule- no UNC, Kansas, Duke, IU or UCLA.

- Cal has basically visited every elite prospect grades 9-12 over the last 5 days.

- What happened to Kansas? They don’t seem to be on anyone’s list. I’m sure Shady Bill will fall assbackwards into a couple decommits or transfers late.

 

[rudd1]

- "pti is urging residents make sure their doors and windows are locked tight when they turn in." Gold.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Hole in Backyard will likely never be topped, but Masked Person Pulling on Uptown Home Door is an awesome entry into GYERO local news appearances.

 

[woodfordandwater]

"Let me try this door. Ugh, it's locked. Whatever. I'm out."

Laziest criminal ever.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Very articulate, Ursch.

 

[Wodie Sloot]

Someone please post that pic of SAE on the news.

 

[PTI (pti)]

My home was savagely attacked and invaded by a masked would-be intruder. That asshole had a hole in the ground.


PTI (pti): 1
SAE: 0











ps.....TCCAT: also 0

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Someone please post that pic of SAE on the news.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Was trying to drum up interest at the tailgate Saturday, but I'll be over at the Casina for the game Saturday if any of you want to join and enjoy some live sports gambol - booked my room weeks ago when I learned of the opening date.


'The Book' & New Casino aren't open yet (a month or two away), but they have a full operation set up on Deck 2 just outside of Envy, which is a fine place to watch a game...I've taken in several over there. Little nightcap on the tables afterwards with our winnings. Richie & Brooksie?

 

[PTI (pti)]

Paul Hornung never struck me as much of a gambler. Wow. Go figure.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

I have a hard time trusting people that don't gamble at least a little.

 

[_Chase_]

The Get Your Needs Met shirt was a nice touch.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

The Old Fo 1910 is back around and should be easy to find in Kentucky- I still think that is one of the better bottles around, especially if you enjoy darker/richer stuff. If I had to pick one bottle from the upcoming season it would have to be the Four Roses bottle. I'm still sitting on the 130th Anniversary Bottle for a special occasion

It was a simpler time when the news could report on wholesome stories like "Backyard Hole"

I would imagine, like any other business that grows fairly quick, quality control with some of the KSR articles becomes more difficult. Its also easier for fans like our particular ilk that remember just about everything from the last 30 years to nitpick, especially with some of their younger writers. Sometimes I have to remind myself that a lot of that is geared toward the entire fanbase, and there is a business to attract traffic- not just lunatics with tens of thousands of message board posts. That being said there seems to be a bit of a thin-skinned requirement to be a sports blogger- whether you write for espn or bigblueinpaintlick.com.

My grandmother, circa 90 years old, goes over to the Casino once every couple of weeks with her "Senior Group." Included in her dues they get a voucher for lunch and $10 casina credit. She told me a story last weekend that she had actually tripled up her casino credits doing some casual gambling with some other guys on the bus ride over from her Springhurst patio home community.

Flu shot today. All I kept hearing about was how bad the upcoming season is going to be and you HAVE to get a flu shot. I asked the nurse today if this will even be effective against the flu strain and shockingly "nobody really knows that right now"

Wild Card baseball races still have some teams competing- but this has been a real meh of a baseball season. There was more excitement in the strike year.

 

[cole854]

A stray dog, and a few tires and appliances on the porch behind Pti and that could have been on Live PD.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

The 'Running from the Cops' expose (hit piece) podcast on COPS, the show, is pretty interesting.


Also, anyone listen to 'Over My Dead Body Season 2: Joe Exotic' yet? What a wild ass story that was, really enjoyed that one.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Also, anyone listen to 'Over My Dead Body Season 2: Joe Exotic' yet? What a wild ass story that was, really enjoyed that one.

In the middle of that one right now. Shit is wild.

 

[rudd1]

-table games and horses, the odd $1 gentlemans bet on a sporting event...ala Mortimer and Randolph.

-picking up a few vintage tweeds and a pair of trousers from my alterationist today. Stoked.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Was trying to drum up interest at the tailgate Saturday, but I'll be over at the Casina for the game Saturday if any of you want to join and enjoy some live sports gambol - booked my room weeks ago when I learned of the opening date.


'The Book' & New Casino aren't open yet (a month or two away), but they have a full operation set up on Deck 2 just outside of Envy, which is a fine place to watch a game...I've taken in several over there. Little nightcap on the tables afterwards with our winnings. Richie & Brooksie?

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Thank God I live in a state that has 100% across the board said flat out NO to wagering in sporting events. Look at all that sin. A guy is probably killing him self right there just out of the shot.