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Tom Jurich is running a rogue athletic program and Texas shouldn't even want him. Courtesy of Fox Sports.
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Here's a law school/LSAT type logic exercise that I want our younger regulars to attempt. I will grade your answers.
Please reconcile the following passage with the underlying, corresponding factoids while maintaining the premise of the passage's argument.
"I don't want to be a part of a world where the wrong are rewarded and truth is valueless. Take a look in the mirror, remember why you love the sports you do and the teams you support, and let's all get back to a time when all that mattered was family, friends, memories, and the chase of a championship."
A. Constant media blasts re: the profitability of a college athletic program.
B. The fleecing of a local government in pursuit of lavish, some would say unnecessary, new arena at the expense of the local tax base and pro sports opportunities.
C. Multi million dollar coaching contracts given to coaches involved in high profile sex scandals.
Please reconcile the following passage with the underlying, corresponding factoids while maintaining the premise of the passage's argument.
"I don't want to be a part of a world where the wrong are rewarded and truth is valueless. Take a look in the mirror, remember why you love the sports you do and the teams you support, and let's all get back to a time when all that mattered was family, friends, memories, and the chase of a championship."
A. Constant media blasts re: the profitability of a college athletic program.
B. The fleecing of a local government in pursuit of lavish, some would say unnecessary, new arena at the expense of the local tax base and pro sports opportunities.
C. Multi million dollar coaching contracts given to coaches involved in high profile sex scandals.
The story dates to 1980. The book is 25 years old. The passage spans all of two sentences on Page 244 of “Raw Recruits,” and it has sat there largely unnoticed and publicly undisputed for a quarter of a century.
Until now.
But in the wake of allegations of staff-sponsored escort services for University of Louisville basketball players and recruits, a tale from Rick Pitino’s distant past has resurfaced with embarrassing implications and rapid denials.
According to the 1990 book written by Alexander Wolff and Armen Keteyian, Pitino’s Boston University team made at least one unscheduled stop following a road game for adult entertainment.
“After one upset victory at Rhode Island,” the book says, “Pitino was so juiced he ordered the team bus to stop at a strip joint on the way back to campus. There he led his players in wolf whistles, even disbursing dollar bills so they could stuff them into the dancers’ G-strings.”
Distant Past Poses Pitino New Problem
Until now.
But in the wake of allegations of staff-sponsored escort services for University of Louisville basketball players and recruits, a tale from Rick Pitino’s distant past has resurfaced with embarrassing implications and rapid denials.
According to the 1990 book written by Alexander Wolff and Armen Keteyian, Pitino’s Boston University team made at least one unscheduled stop following a road game for adult entertainment.
“After one upset victory at Rhode Island,” the book says, “Pitino was so juiced he ordered the team bus to stop at a strip joint on the way back to campus. There he led his players in wolf whistles, even disbursing dollar bills so they could stuff them into the dancers’ G-strings.”
Distant Past Poses Pitino New Problem
Let's go live to Tim Sullivan's bedroom...
“It never happened,” U of L spokesman Kenny Klein said after consulting with Pitino. “The team walked in to get food, thinking it was a restaurant. They found out it wasn’t and walked out.”
Come for the buffet. Stay for the whores.
Come for the buffet. Stay for the whores.
Please reconcile the following passage with the underlying, corresponding factoids while maintaining the premise of the passage's argument.
"I don't want to be a part of a world where the wrong are rewarded and truth is valueless. Take a look in the mirror, remember why you love the sports you do and the teams you support, and let's all get back to a time when all that mattered was family, friends, memories, and the chase of a championship."
A. Constant media blasts re: the profitability of a college athletic program. WE SELL BEER AND BEER MAKES MONEY. AND BEER MAKES THE GAMES MORE ENJOYABLE AND MAKES FOR A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY AND A GOOD ENVIRONMENT FOR WINNING. AND MEMORIES.
B. The fleecing of a local government in pursuit of lavish, some would say unnecessary, new arena at the expense of the local tax base and pro sports opportunities. THE YUM! CENTER IS A SHOWCASE FOR THE ENTIRE CITY. A BEAUTIFUL LANDMARK WE CAN BE PROUD OF. A PLACE WHERE WE CAN CONGREGATE WITH OUR FAMILIES AND DRINK BEER AND HAVE FUN. TAYLOR SWIFT. AND MEMORIES.
C. Multi million dollar coaching contracts given to coaches involved in high profile sex scandals. THE YUM! CENTER HELPS CREATES PRICELESS MEMORIES. AND IF CRP AND CBP HELP MAKE MEMORIES, THEN THERE IS NO COST TOO HIGH FOR GOOD TIMES WITH YOUR FAMILY. AND BEER.
"I don't want to be a part of a world where the wrong are rewarded and truth is valueless. Take a look in the mirror, remember why you love the sports you do and the teams you support, and let's all get back to a time when all that mattered was family, friends, memories, and the chase of a championship."
A. Constant media blasts re: the profitability of a college athletic program. WE SELL BEER AND BEER MAKES MONEY. AND BEER MAKES THE GAMES MORE ENJOYABLE AND MAKES FOR A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY AND A GOOD ENVIRONMENT FOR WINNING. AND MEMORIES.
B. The fleecing of a local government in pursuit of lavish, some would say unnecessary, new arena at the expense of the local tax base and pro sports opportunities. THE YUM! CENTER IS A SHOWCASE FOR THE ENTIRE CITY. A BEAUTIFUL LANDMARK WE CAN BE PROUD OF. A PLACE WHERE WE CAN CONGREGATE WITH OUR FAMILIES AND DRINK BEER AND HAVE FUN. TAYLOR SWIFT. AND MEMORIES.
C. Multi million dollar coaching contracts given to coaches involved in high profile sex scandals. THE YUM! CENTER HELPS CREATES PRICELESS MEMORIES. AND IF CRP AND CBP HELP MAKE MEMORIES, THEN THERE IS NO COST TOO HIGH FOR GOOD TIMES WITH YOUR FAMILY. AND BEER.
THE BOYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST YOUR TYPICAL 24 HOUR BUFFET WITH BLACK WINDOWS AND GIANT NEON TITS ON THE SIGN WE WALK IN LOOKING FOR A CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL AND SEE A WOMAN INSERTING A LAMP INSIDE HER. THE BOYS SAID COACH WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR THIS TYPE OF TBING WE JUST WANT SOME SIRLOIIN AND MEATLOAF. I SAID GODD BLESS YOU BOYS GET ON THE BUS I AM SO SORRY. THIS WAS 13 YEARS BEFORE 9-11
We thought it was a petting zoo. We immediately left. - Rick Pitino
Can you imagine how disappointed Chane was when he didn't get to pet the rabbits?
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BRax.
Small explosion reported on ULs campus, Jurich's head when he heard Cady was going to be on KSR? Shew, that's going to be fun. The passive aggressive attack mags is laying on is great. Also my boy Sully digging up some old dirt. Never heard that story.
Soooooooo.... is this a national story yet? I mean, it's getting some coverage by national college bball writers but is it actually a national sports story? Haven't really seen much on the multitude of "sports debate" shows or heard a whole lot on national sports talk radio.
Listened to the Cady interview with UL gafs....OMG. What a bunch of freaking dumbasses. No wonder Mags has 38 times their ratings.
Anth they asked really dumb questions, tried to nit pick a few insignificant details, attempt to discredit him...he basically clowned them. Can't wait to hear him on KSR.
They are grasping for straws. It's really quite pathetic, yet hilarious.
Anth they asked really dumb questions, tried to nit pick a few insignificant details, attempt to discredit him...he basically clowned them. Can't wait to hear him on KSR.
They are grasping for straws. It's really quite pathetic, yet hilarious.
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I have a source that says she was stoned the entire time she wrote the book.
Who?
I'd rather not say.
No she was lucid the entire time.
Lol. I disagree. I trust my source. She's a whore.
Who?
I'd rather not say.
No she was lucid the entire time.
Lol. I disagree. I trust my source. She's a whore.
The KSR dramatic readings of the book....
These are high times boys, enjoy.
That's phenomenal.
@MaxPowerrr nailed it the other day. You aren't going to get some sweet little ole grandmother to give up details on whorin' and drugs because she doesn't have a clue. You're gonna get whores and drug addicts since you know, they're the ones doing the drugs and whorin' around.
GYERO has been phenomenal since this story broke. Well done, kids.
Inserting a lamp for all the lolz. Christ. Can barely get any work done.
You fools deserve some of that Internet money.
You fools deserve some of that Internet money.
More than the SS, shit they armed every living citizen, and yes.
-bwaha. "Mike we did more, we almost kicked the door down, she was stoned, he wouldn't answer, he's an old indifferent guy in it for the money, he doesn't believe it, would stand behind it, LLC 20 minutes after the email." The dude wasn't indifferent about the book, he was indifferent because two dumbasses were asking him leading questions that questioned his integrity. Idiots.
With all the rosy conspiracy shit they're painting they still are ignoring if even 1 of those texts are true they're f*cking toast. Watching their years as this unfolds... and hopefully it takes a year or more... is going to be glorious. Especially those two clowns.
I'm at the point that I don't even care if it's true or not. I'm not much for the social media bs but that ksr stuff was hilarious
Good thing Cal doesn't have to stoop to Bill Self's level and recruit guys with possible eligibility issues.
Have a few buddies that swear this will be like BG/UK where stories come out for along time about things at UL. Honestly think the media will have a part in running both Pitino and Jurich out of here with all the "disrespect" and then even more stories will begin to flow from what's been going on.
What if I told you...
...that an establishment for higher learning hired a football coach who left an employer with a note on a locker, then was fired from his following employer for whorin' around and wrecked a motorcycle with his mistress who he hired as a state employee, the left his next employer after one season where we owed a seven figure buyout.
...that the University financially held an entire city hostage by corporate and real estate theft by negotiating a borderline illegal lease using state funds and taxpayer money; that the same University was paying seven figure hush money buyouts to BOT members via slush funds using taxpayer dollars.
...that the head basketball coach cheated on his wife with a whore in a public restaurant while his lackeys were on lookout; I did, down my leg; paid for her to have an abortion in another city, married the whore off to an assistant of his; had another assistant paying prostitutes to **** basketball players and recruits as well as **** their dads on recruiting visits in the players dorm on campus.
...Tomma Jurich A Titty Man.
...GYERO.
...Also, whores.
/Fin 30 for 30
...that an establishment for higher learning hired a football coach who left an employer with a note on a locker, then was fired from his following employer for whorin' around and wrecked a motorcycle with his mistress who he hired as a state employee, the left his next employer after one season where we owed a seven figure buyout.
...that the University financially held an entire city hostage by corporate and real estate theft by negotiating a borderline illegal lease using state funds and taxpayer money; that the same University was paying seven figure hush money buyouts to BOT members via slush funds using taxpayer dollars.
...that the head basketball coach cheated on his wife with a whore in a public restaurant while his lackeys were on lookout; I did, down my leg; paid for her to have an abortion in another city, married the whore off to an assistant of his; had another assistant paying prostitutes to **** basketball players and recruits as well as **** their dads on recruiting visits in the players dorm on campus.
...Tomma Jurich A Titty Man.
...GYERO.
...Also, whores.
/Fin 30 for 30
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