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*interesting week in the hood.

*Heard some news that made me laugh and posted a few bourbon inspired snarky comments on FB. Plenty of messages from people in the know laughing about the situation.

*I had to deal with a male Karen this morning when picking my daughter up for school.

I pull up, give a quick double-tap on the horn to get her attention. Almost immediately, some dude walking his dog comes up to my window. I roll it down and he says, "Did you really just honk a horn on a busy street at 7:30 in the morning."

"Sure did, picking up my daughter from school".

He goes on saying how rude it is and how he can't believe anyone would do that. He ended by saying, "I expect this to not happen again."

I told him to be back tomorrow at the same time and see how his expectations work for him, which really pissed him off.

By that time, my daughter was getting in the car so I drove off. No sense putting her in the middle of it.

Having said all that, had he approached me differently, I would have been more receptive to his complaint. I normally only pick kids up in the afternoon, so when I pulled up, it's basically muscle memory to honk.
 
-The JUCO ruling seems like a good overall step. Baseball would be a big winner. Sounds like most programs have shied away from HS kids anyway. Let them go JUCO without consequence.

-Christmas Instrumental Music Coffeehouse on Youtube has been on repeat at the desk.

-Another SEC retread at QB. I guess we'll see. I think we'll get a win in the SEC but that's about it. 4-5 wins. You gotta be a master team builder to replace that many transfers. I just don't see it with a crew that hasn't shown that ability in 4+ years.

-Night Before Last Night. Need to watch Office Christmas, The Christmas Story, and probably 8-Bit Christmas over the next week.

-Puke at the thought of "Camp Cal". Always came out flat AF after that BS. I could use a nice confidence booster beatdown Saturday. Let's just get our groove back right before the gauntlet.

-I know I should be rooting for OSU with all my heart and soul. But my little internal cheerleader is STRUGGLING with cheering for anything OSU.

-Poor Bama football. NIL is like sooooo hard!!

-Peak bourbon season. This the March Madness of Bourbon.

-Bern, the South End wop creeped out of me Saturday, as well. Crossing a parking lot after the game and a car came rolling through. Way too fast for a very busy lot. People were jumping out of the way. Got within about 5' of us. Women yelling. Jumped right up to his window and unleased a few loud audible displeasures. He didn't even turn his head.

-F*cking elf.
 
As a dog owner, I can tell you, the highlight of my life is sitting at home on an important call when a neighbor comes by to knock on the door. Dogs go absolutely batshit crazy, and all hell breaks loose.



^^ an all-time great clip, that really sums up my enthusiasm.
 
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- One day I need to see IN THE FLESH NYC BBdK. Can’t even imagine the swag he’s showcasing right now.

- “The Night Before” has been my favorite Christmas movie 9 years running. Lol every time.

-My Top 5 Christmas Songs Plays RN:

Merry Christmas from the Family- Robert Earl Keen
Fairy Tale of NY- The Pogues
One More Sleep- Leanna Lewis
Let Me Sleep- Pearl Jam
2000 Miles - Pretenders

- Keira Knightley is captain of the “Put 20 lbs on Her” all-stars. Would be an absolute dime. Already is really.

- Boca is better than Sotto, but Sotto may have better atmosphere. Both are legit.

- The benefits of our comeback dubs over Duke and Gonzaga mentally will pay dividends deep into March. Knowing a game is never irredeemable is superjuice for a team.

- Also think BBN is severely overrating Kelsey just because they gave a good effort Saturday. I mean they’re an NIT team. I don’t even think he’ll meet Mack’s success. He’s fine.

- I don’t believe there was anything better than college Christmas break. Perfect timing, circumstance and amount of time.

- Clever website “brackets” like Best Christmas Movie are stupid, primarily because the seeding is so subjective- which is exactly opposite of what makes a bracket fun.

- Always watch Die Hard over Christmas. Is there ANYTHING that detracts from an attractive woman more than an 80s hairstyle? You could put Sydney Sweeney in an 80s perm and she immediately loses 1-2 points.

- Most underrated SNL sketch of the past 25 years- Inside SoCal.

- So one of the methheads who started the fire that F’d the 471 bridge for 4 months also beat up a baby 14 years ago. The kid just died from the injuries as a teenager.

- Chipotle is garbage probably 70% of the time now. I’m out.
 
Shorts:

- One day I need to see IN THE FLESH NYC BBdK. Can’t even imagine the swag he’s showcasing right now.

- “The Night Before” has been my favorite Christmas movie 9 years running. Lol every time.

-My Top 5 Christmas Songs Plays RN:

Merry Christmas from the Family- Robert Earl Keen
Fairy Tale of NY- The Pogues
One More Sleep- Leanna Lewis
Let Me Sleep- Pearl Jam
2000 Miles - Pretenders

- Keira Knightley is captain of the “Put 20 lbs on Her” all-stars. Would be an absolute dime. Already is really.

- Boca is better than Sotto, but Sotto may have better atmosphere. Both are legit.

- The benefits of our comeback dubs over Duke and Gonzaga mentally will pay dividends deep into March. Knowing a game is never irredeemable is superjuice for a team.

- Also think BBN is severely overrating Kelsey just because they gave a good effort Saturday. I mean they’re an NIT team. I don’t even think he’ll meet Mack’s success. He’s fine.

- I don’t believe there was anything better than college Christmas break. Perfect timing, circumstance and amount of time.

- Clever website “brackets” like Best Christmas Movie are stupid, primarily because the seeding is so subjective- which is exactly opposite of what makes a bracket fun.

- Always watch Die Hard over Christmas. Is there ANYTHING that detracts from an attractive woman more than an 80s hairstyle? You could put Sydney Sweeney in an 80s perm and she immediately loses 1-2 points.

- Most underrated SNL sketch of the past 25 years- Inside SoCal.

- So one of the methheads who started the fire that F’d the 471 bridge for 4 months also beat up a baby 14 years ago. The kid just died from the injuries as a teenager.

- Chipotle is garbage probably 70% of the time now. I’m out.
Good post. Just disagree on your food takes. Only been to Boca once, and while very good, Sotto is just special.

Chipotle is what it is. Predictable, hits a macro when you need it after a workout, etc. Expectations matter.
 
- Keira Knightley is captain of the “Put 20 lbs on Her” all-stars. Would be an absolute dime. Already is really.

20? She needs McD's 24/7 for a year, plus a tit job. Her and a few others in H-Wood have taken the Ozempic route to an extreme.
 
For those going to City for game… and want something to do beyond Demseys.

Cocktails for ladies at Lilly’s Victorian🎄
Boys: Mixology classics at Death & Co
Broad Street for hanging out (Dead Rabbit)
Sammiches: All'Antico Vinaio or Pasillos

Food: Nōksu

Kids : Train show at Botanical Gardens
 
- I try to avoid promoting stuff here in GYERO, but if you're in the Lexington area, I'm hosting all weekend at Comedy Off Broadway for Derrick Stroup. He killed last night, and was a super nice guy. As was the opener, Matt Taylor. If you're a "Kill Tony" fan, Matt is the boyfriend of Fiona Cauley, and made an appearance on the show a few months back. Both are really good dudes. Three more shows (not counting the one that interferes with the CATS game).

- That IU/Notre Dame game tonight is gonna be a SCENE, man.

- Been thinking about that grilled brie appetizer at Carson's. Been thinking about it a LOT.

- Anyone ever used that Captain Rodney's Boucan Glaze? Got a bottle for Christmas and wanted to make the best use of it.

- What's the average amount of time between the moment you receive an Amazon gift card and the moment you spend it? I'm probably at 30 minutes, on average. I knock those things OUT.
 
- I try to avoid promoting stuff here in GYERO, but if you're in the Lexington area, I'm hosting all weekend at Comedy Off Broadway for Derrick Stroup. He killed last night, and was a super nice guy. As was the opener, Matt Taylor. If you're a "Kill Tony" fan, Matt is the boyfriend of Fiona Cauley, and made an appearance on the show a few months back. Both are really good dudes. Three more shows (not counting the one that interferes with the CATS game).

- Been thinking about that grilled brie appetizer at Carson's. Been thinking about it a LOT.

All the best this weekend. May there be an NBC exec in the audience to get you started on a new show about nothing.

Had that app a couple of nights ago....very good, although they need to toast the baguette a tad more, and it goes well w/ a pour of Michter's.
 
I've got two shows coming up in Midway (I'm not on the shows, I just put the lineups together). Sean Smith out of Louisville is gonna be there on January 24th, and he's really good. Then we have an all-female-comic Galentine's Night show on February 8th for the lasses.
 
- Anyone ever used that Captain Rodney's Boucan Glaze? Got a bottle for Christmas and wanted to make the best use of it.
I'm pretty sure that stuff is exclusively used for Christmas appetizers.

Either pour it on a block of cream cheese and serve with crackers or make this:

 
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If college athletes become employees of the university - how could that change sports as we know it?

I think that's something up for contention in '25 via some court jurisdiction or other (I really should have tried to link but i had a thing....)

Or does anything change at all?
 
- I try to avoid promoting stuff here in GYERO, but if you're in the Lexington area, I'm hosting all weekend at Comedy Off Broadway for Derrick Stroup. He killed last night, and was a super nice guy. As was the opener, Matt Taylor. If you're a "Kill Tony" fan, Matt is the boyfriend of Fiona Cauley, and made an appearance on the show a few months back. Both are really good dudes. Three more shows (not counting the one that interferes with the CATS game).

- That IU/Notre Dame game tonight is gonna be a SCENE, man.

- Been thinking about that grilled brie appetizer at Carson's. Been thinking about it a LOT.

- Anyone ever used that Captain Rodney's Boucan Glaze? Got a bottle for Christmas and wanted to make the best use of it.

- What's the average amount of time between the moment you receive an Amazon gift card and the moment you spend it? I'm probably at 30 minutes, on average. I knock those things OUT.

I think I speak for all of GYERO- always promote your stuff here. I really want to come see your act at some point.
 
3 hour train delay getting into the city. Wknd off to a solid start.

People on trains, however, are much more considerate than the assholes on planes. Prob helps that everyone was ponied up at the bar.

Cats by 18 tmrw.
 
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