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GYERO

This is my favorite move. Kids and wife nagging you all day. “Hey honey, why don’t we do takeout. I’ll go pick it up.”

They love you for it plus you get a break from them to drink a beer.
Have ordered door dash once. For my kid. She was spending the night at a friends, both teenagers, but not driving yet. Texted me and asked me if they could I would pay.

They ordered Penn station. Both got sandwiches, fries, medium drinks and cookies. After fees and a tip I was charged 55 dollars for 2 teenwits to eat sub sandwiches.

I could have just drove myself picked it up and delivered it to them burning my own gas and it would have been much cheaper. And I could have siphoned off some fries and drank that beer Wayne talked about.

Never doing that again. I don't see how drunk college kids afford it. I was lucky to splurge at mad mushroom or tolly ho. And you had to walk to get your food. Cause we were drunk.
 
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