* Still waiting for the announcement from UKO....
"I'm not gonna bulls*** y'all, I was drunk the last 20 years. I'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help I need. I apologize to CatPaw, all the posters, and this country I love so much for this message board. I'll let y'all know how rehab is I hear it's super fun."
Would explain a LOT, actually.
* Random celebrity I inexplicably hate: Jack Black.
For those of you who enjoy any of his work -- what in TF is wrong with you?
* 10 of 11 wins for the Junior Circuit. Ugh.
* If I'm the GM here's the Reds I'd be happy to trade, in order......
1> Alexis Diaz (should have happened last year)
2> Frankie Montas
3> Jeimer Candelario
4> Lucas Sims
5> Sam Moll
* Taylor Swift is coming to town for THREE nights around Halloween. Lass and I are trying to rent our house out and GTFO town, in exchange for a princely sum of money, of course. So I joined a few facebook groups to promote our rental. My. Freaking. Lord. These bitches are absolute maniacs.
* I'm not one for red carpet affairs and such, but my man crush Elly shows up at the All Star game in pink suit, all kinds of bling, and a black cowboy hat. Played the game in custom made pink Louis Vuitton cleats.
STOP HAVING FUN YOU PEOPLE!!!!
* I don't remember voting for poet laureate, or any form of transparent, democratic process. Are we sure this Silas House guy is qualified?
* My dog, she kicked it.