Enough teasing, here are your shitdohs:
- 9 years into marriage and forgot the anniversary. We do inexpensive gifts and don't usually make a big deal about it but got damn did I feel about 1 inch tall when she brought home a sixer and a card and she looks at me and realizes my dipshit husband forgot.
- In a move of redemption, we tried City Grille and Raw Bar in d'town Jax. Had Elk for the first time and forever a huge fan. The raw oysters were gigantic and delicious. They'll go out of business with this redneck clientele but great spot while it lasts.
- Pool digging in 2 weeks. Giddy AF and should be poolside around the time the Cayuts bounce from the NIT.
- Brady's post about a coach having rottweilers reminded me of the time my buddy insisted on going to the Magic City skrip club and the bouncer telling us to GTFO because we're not the right tan. There is forever an association between rotties and Master P in my brain. No one made them cooler.
- Jacksonville just now requires you to enter the 3 digit area code. Can't imagine how many necks melted down trying to figure that one out. We're a simple people down here. Please stop messing with us.
- Literally avoid the grocery store like it's a job. I hate it. I hate being there hungry and I hate being there full. But, needed to husband up on Saturday and lol that every default price is $5.25.
- The new bougy neighbor was outside yesterday drying her 160 lb dog with a leaf blower. Dude was loving every second of it.
- Wife got to meet and cut up with John Henry last week. Had no idea who he is but now it makes sense with him coming in to possibly save Monahan. They have a history at Fenway Sports Group. He's got that f-you money that you can just tell someone yeah, I'll drop a billion on this and we'll hope it works out.
- Mbappe going to Real Madrid. Bellingham is the new phenom and is a midfield freak. Those two are going to be fun to watch if you like the futbol.
- Part of Wyndham Clark's 60 at Pebble was saving bogey
the hard way. Believe he also set a Tour record of fewest feet of putts.
- I have over 20 gigs of pictures and videos of doors. To this day, there has never been a better picture of a door than THE door. I miss that excitement and want it back.
- Someone mentioned and not calling anyone out about NIL killing CBB. Make no mistake, that death could be closer than we think and it's going to fall 100% on the NCAA. Rick isn't wrong with what he said. They failed for decades to demonstrate any meaningful value to college athletics. Unfortunately, they still have a lot of control in how things roll out from here so the longer they're involved, the more CBB circles the drain.
- Time to f-off back to work.