🙋🏻♂️ lobby bathroom user when I know it’s gonna be bad. Don’t even have to lie about where I’m going and my efforts are appreciated.
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Looks like most everyone in here is weird...except Anth.
Shocker. Dude is undefeated.
Shocker. Dude is undefeated.
I do not care how long we have been married, or if the wife lost her hearing, vision and sense of smell.
I will not torment her to a one on one matchup with some max carnage dookie that I am goin to drop on her in a 250 square foot hotel room.
I will not torment her to a one on one matchup with some max carnage dookie that I am goin to drop on her in a 250 square foot hotel room.
We generally rent an Airbnb or VRBO if possible, in part, to get two bathrooms. Other than hotel sex, sharing a hotel room with your spouse sucks if we are being honest.
To this day whenever I hear discussions about o-linemen, I think about the guy that had diabetes and the coach wouldn't let him lose weight.
Occasionally think about the QB coach who showed up the QB on the longest pass thrown by throwing short to an equipment cart that was passing by...sort of a Tin Cup ripoff move but appreciated nevertheless.
Only when I'm entertaining Vern's mom.
In some cultures, it is considered insensitive, rude, and even insulting to go elsewhere to use the restroom. This is particularly true in Japan and France. In those countries, it is also expected that you leave the bathroom door open if you're using it in another person's home or shared accommodations.
I can understand why you would. I lived and shared a bathroom with you.
I just can't imagine, after being married to someone for years, leaving my room to go use a public bathroom.
There is a great foreign film from the 70s directed by Luis Bunuel, a master of "surrealism". I don't remember the name of it, but there was a scene that imagined if people socialized around going to the bathroom instead of eating, as both are necessary bodily functions. People gather in a dining room but it is not used for eating. There are toilets there so they go to the bathroom in between their conversations. When they need to eat, they go off alone to a little room, lock the door, and do so in private as to avoid embarrassment.
-- Just wait until she gets married. Tough day fer sure.
-- It's a little further than Nashville, but tix in St Louis were half of the price on his last tour.
Lobby bathrooms are great the same way eating a non-fancy meal at a restaraunt is great.
Can I get the same meal at home? Sure. But then I gotta clean up, put away leftovers, etc. Sometimes you wanna ignore the aftermath.
Can I get the same meal at home? Sure. But then I gotta clean up, put away leftovers, etc. Sometimes you wanna ignore the aftermath.
HE’S THE PRINCE OF A REGIONAL HVAC DYNASTY, SELF PROCLAIMED CZAR OF ALL THINGS COVID AND NOW THE ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY ON PROPER USAGE OF HOTEL TOILETS WHO ALSO FINDS TIME TO WORK OUT 8 DAYS A WEEK..
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE TRUE LAST STANDING RENAISSANCE MAN… ANTHONY735 .
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE TRUE LAST STANDING RENAISSANCE MAN… ANTHONY735 .
Come to think of it, last time I shared a room with PTI and BBdk, after 24 hours the bathroom floor was covered in gold bond and blood. It also smelled like raw sewage, pti didn't have any toe nails. For the sake of your relationships, sneak off to the lobby bathroom.
Always respected the old dudes in a public bathroom actively trying to put on an audible fireworks display half a second after they sit down in their stall. The sigh/groan after the first wave of chunky shit and farts always makes me giggle a little. Can’t laugh too loud though… that’s disrespectful.
-I too was very scared of quicksand as a youngster. Thought it was hiding in the temperate woods of KY for sure.
-Was banned for 24 hours on FB, which I rarely ever comment on, just answer messages usually, for saying zombies are a shitty villain anymore. Dumb, look fake, boring, been done 189 times.
Zombies are losers. Apparently zombie lives matter or people are identifying as zombies now? 🤷♂️
-in regards to pooing in front of a significant other, who cares? First few months of dating and living together, sure. After a year you’ve already been all those places and you know what people do, who cares?
My ex in KW and I never closed the bathroom doors and would converse while one was pooing. Maybe it’s from being an RN or something idk but it definitely doesn’t affect how I think of them.
I could watch her poo and ask her to climb on in bed for some hanky panky.
-Renoing a house is always interesting. Kitchen cabinets 5K to replace them all, alright I get it. 8K to tear out a bathroom shower/tub and install glass and tile, fair enough.
It’s buying the little things. Matching new door knobs and hinges was like a grand. You don’t really think how many door knobs and hinges you have until you start counting them.
But I also can’t live with those cheap ass looking gold door knobs all over, just an awful look. I know gold is “popular” again for some horrible reason but I don’t get it.
-Was banned for 24 hours on FB, which I rarely ever comment on, just answer messages usually, for saying zombies are a shitty villain anymore. Dumb, look fake, boring, been done 189 times.
Zombies are losers. Apparently zombie lives matter or people are identifying as zombies now? 🤷♂️
-in regards to pooing in front of a significant other, who cares? First few months of dating and living together, sure. After a year you’ve already been all those places and you know what people do, who cares?
My ex in KW and I never closed the bathroom doors and would converse while one was pooing. Maybe it’s from being an RN or something idk but it definitely doesn’t affect how I think of them.
I could watch her poo and ask her to climb on in bed for some hanky panky.
-Renoing a house is always interesting. Kitchen cabinets 5K to replace them all, alright I get it. 8K to tear out a bathroom shower/tub and install glass and tile, fair enough.
It’s buying the little things. Matching new door knobs and hinges was like a grand. You don’t really think how many door knobs and hinges you have until you start counting them.
But I also can’t live with those cheap ass looking gold door knobs all over, just an awful look. I know gold is “popular” again for some horrible reason but I don’t get it.
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In the future if you're going to take my side, don't post it.
I have a Playmakers football helmet, signed by the cast, here in my office.
Isn't that special?
Isn't that special?
You Bengal Boys’ guy Joe Mixon has a warrant out for his arrest for aggravated menacing. Who could’ve seen this coming from a guy that punched a girl in the face on camera in public?
Your dad applies maple syrup to other men's assholes and tosses their salad to pay off his gambling debts.
I actually know the other person (sort of) in the Joe Mixon case. They are the manager of one of my relatives.
She said they had a traffic “altercation,” no accident or anything, but she honked at him and flipped him off. He pointed a gun at her and drove away, so she took a picture of his license plate. She had no idea who he was.
She said they had a traffic “altercation,” no accident or anything, but she honked at him and flipped him off. He pointed a gun at her and drove away, so she took a picture of his license plate. She had no idea who he was.
In my house I’ve always asked the ladies if they killed the bathroom on their way out. Nothing worse than walking blindly into a bathroom after the scientifically proven worst smelling creature defecates. Only thing I know that would make a possum or vulture puke.
Found out an ex Milf I was messing with got arrested for meth and pistol whipping a guy. I knew she was crazy but damn.
So the Chinese, supposedly known for technology, sent a spy balloon to the US. An effing balloon 🎈 Guess their hypersonic aircraft is on the same level as the Russian military.
Found out an ex Milf I was messing with got arrested for meth and pistol whipping a guy. I knew she was crazy but damn.
So the Chinese, supposedly known for technology, sent a spy balloon to the US. An effing balloon 🎈 Guess their hypersonic aircraft is on the same level as the Russian military.
His I'M DEBT FREE! scream on the Dave Ramsey Show was a sight to behold.
I was a big Joe Kane fan and agree that "Kane is able". We didn't get to see what he could do when he came back for his senior season with the Wolfpack. It was a valiant effort against Georgia Tech in the EAC title game and it did save Coach Winters Job. That can't go unnoticed. That said, we are leaving off Tim "He could go all the way" Wayman at Michigan. He did win the Heisman that year. I know Joe had his stint in rehab but that year was a good one for Wayman.
We didn’t do this “100th day of school” thing and dress up like old people back in the day, did we??
Y’all got some cute ass kids, though. So I’ll allow it.
Y’all got some cute ass kids, though. So I’ll allow it.
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