GYERO ARCHIVE

[PTI (pti)]

* If I go to an ice cream place, and they have a churched up brownie on the menu with all the fixins -- ice cream, fudge, whipped cream, sprinkles, cherry, etc -- that's my order.

* I absolutely love Mark Bowden, and Doctor Dealer is his best book. But somehow I've been sitting around thinking for 15 years that Larry Lavin was some dorky, stiff bookworm type. False. Legit sounds like any run of the mill Boston gangster.

On that note, Double Dutch Bus is a MF'ign BANGER.



I *dare* you to play that just once and not get hooked.

* At some point, we have GOT to get away from this password reset shenanigan where they ask you questions only you would presumably know the answer to.

what was your first pets blood type?
in what city did your mother lose her virginity?
what was your elementary school teachers maiden name?
what month is your 2nd cousins birthday?

* So, who is everyone's favorite YouTube 1st Amendment Auditor? I was gonna say this guy....



.....but evidently he got arrested for raping a child. Not a good look, but I guaran-freaking-tee you ole boy didn't answer questions, submit to a search, or show ID. He know his rights.

* Cormac McCarthy has TWO novels coming out this year. What a treat. I can't believe that guy is still alive. And, given that he is a complete recluse, I'm not 100% convinced he really is. We could go years before we find out when he actually dies.

* I believe that we will win the football contest tomorrow.

* 'Bout to mess around and buy a pressure washer, and it ain't even Valentine's Day.

* Lassie wants another dog. In fact, she's insisting we will have a second dog by the end of 2022. So believe you me, I know what it's like to be a parent.

* Won a $400 Amazon gift card from a vendor last week as a thank you for a referral......then immediately got sent a W-9 😂

I get it. It's the IRS and all. Just seems ridiculous and petty. Thanks, Obama.

* "Maybe she got a brotha uptown with 9 inches of ding dong knockin' the bottom out that ass." -Rushon

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

One thing you can count on with a Cormac novel - it will be a light-hearted romp that would make for a good Lifetime movie.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I will not forgive Cormac for The Road. Low-down dirty snitch Vol-bastard.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Brady I have MINNY 20/1 for most regular season wins.

very excited for this year.

Watching this space.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

“She’s sassy, she’s single, and she’s breeding stock at a post-apocalyptic rape camp. But could love be around the corner? Cormac McCarthy’s ‘Death Is a Blessing’ starring Candace Cameron Bure is next on Lifetime Movies.”

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Uniform guesses for this weekend?!?

I’ll take a crack

 

[Ron Mehico]

Where’s maxpowerrr anyway? We can’t reasonably expect UCL to carry all the one liners in this thread by himself can we? That’s a ridiculous pace dude is gonna have to be carried out on a stretcher by the end of the year.

 

[pretzel__logic]

UCL may have to keep putting the team on his back tho if Max becomes Judge Powerrrrr. I still haven't gotten to see Judge CoolCat in person, but the odds of me appearing live in a courtroom of a GYERO judge are rising as the election nears.




If he wins, all of GYEROLAW knows to attach Simpsons frames to briefs, right

 

[WynnDuffy]

I’ve been telling all of my friends and family who live in Kenton County to vote for Max’s opposition, solely because I don’t want him taking an eight year hiatus from the catpaw.

 

[cole854]

~My youngest is now a business owner....probably more nervous for her now than at any time during her 27 years.

~I will be at the game tomorrow if anyone wants to meet my awesomeness in person.

~Keeneland twice so far....place is just pristine, and they look to have a better grip on the BC madness that is going to be there in a few weeks than last time.

~One official year in working from home, and weighing the pros and cons is still a battle.

~MLB >>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other professional sport's playoff structure.

~Some of you all are total dicks....but you're still people I have met, talked to, golfed with, and read your life's stories for years....no ill will towards anyone, and I will share a pour with all, but the trash talk both ways will always be a common thread

Sprinkles.


Friday threesome in pics...

Best UK uni ever...

Picture of the year...

DQ has only one choice...

 

[legalbeagle123]

Sovereign citizens are also, without exception, absolute morons.

Tried and convicted a "sovereign citizen" earlier this year on disregarding a stop sign (lol). She only answers to maritime law. Asked judge "permission to enter the vessel" upon entering the courtroom and then asked if she could pay her fine in silver after being convicted.

 

[pretzel__logic]

The king of sprinkles doesn't get sprinkles on soft serve? I'm actually shocked.

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Help an old guy out, what's he running for?

 

[Hank Camacho]

Tried and convicted a "sovereign citizen" earlier this year on disregarding a stop sign (lol). She only answers to maritime law. Asked judge "permission to enter the vessel" upon entering the courtroom and then asked if she could pay her fine in silver after being convicted.

I actually kind of respect that.

 

[UKRob 73]

I'm a big fan of sovereign citizen traffic stops. They almost always result in the window getting broken and pulled out of their car.
You would think they would relate to their sovereign buddies that " officer I'm not driving I'm traveling" doesn't seem to be working.

 

[SAECATFAN]

I also miss Max and will join the prayers he is unsuccessful in real life.

 

[CatManDoo]

• Would never eat a Butterfinger on its own, but in a Blizzard it can't be beat. Reese's is close. I can get close to an Oreo Blizzard with a top-notch Cookies 'n' Cream, so meh. An M&M Blizzard is simply unpleasant.
• Malt > Shake
• GirlTweon is thisclose to transferring to UK from UofL for her sophomore year. UofL's student life is just non-existent. It's an urban commuter school and always will be.
• Anyone ever watched "The Changeling" with George C. Scott? Great spooky film for this time of year.
• The Hulu Jerry Falwell Jr. documentary could not come at a more opportune time. BoyTweon sent LibertyExGf a scorched earth text that would make GYERO proud. Won't post the whole thing, but the final line of the text was "Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, F you." It had an early-GYERO BBdK feel to it, which was simultaneously horrifying and gratifying.
• We're losing tomorrow and going 7-5 aren't we? Sonofabitch.
• Friday Five:
  • "Telegraph Road (live)" - Dire Straits
  • "Dragula" - Rob Zombie
  • "Patient Number 9" - Ozzy
  • "Twilight" - ELO
  • "That Time of the Night" - Marillion

 

[BernieSadori]

Guess he's put that whole mistrial thing behind him.

Good for him.

 

[80 Proof]

Sovereign citizens do in fact suck. The videos of them getting educated on police interactions are interesting in the same way as a train wreck.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Not sure anyone is nicer today than they were 20 years ago than BBdK. That rascal has really become an overall pretty swell dude, imo.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Not sure we’ve ever discussed “The Changeling” on here. Good topic for discussion imo

 

[CatManDoo]

Not sure anyone is nicer today than they were 20 years ago than BBdK. That rascal has really become an overall pretty swell dude, imo.

From what I can tell, PTI(pti) is the only one who is still as much a prick now as he was 20 years ago.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Can you imagine saving/budgeting $300,000 for your kid to go to UofL and get a Spanish degree?

Gonna be taking Starbucks orders en Espanol if she ever puts that degree to work.

 

[Irish Beck]

Spooky Season Wolf Themed Friday Five

Turbowolf - Electric Feel (Tremendous Cover)
Mastodon - The Wolf is Loose
Portugal, The Man - AKA M80 The Wolf
Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf
Powerwolf - Resurrection by Erection

 

[CatManDoo]

Can you imagine saving/budgeting $300,000 for your kid to go to UofL and get a Spanish degree?

Gonna be taking Starbucks orders en Espanol if she ever puts that degree to work.

Prosecution rests, your Honor.

$300k??? Man, it's commuting to UofL. Not even close to $100k, much less $300k.

 

[KingLlama]

- Has there EVER been a good Thursday night NFL game?

- Sam Morrill in Lexington this weekend at Comedy Off Broadway. One of the best in the game, IMO. Highly recommend.

- Final cross country race for my senior tomorrow. The first official "last" of her high school life. Won't lie, I'm a bit scared that my emotions will well to the surface. Cross country has been a mainstay in our summers and falls for eight years now, will be sad to see her hang up the spikes.

- T-minus 70 minutes until MY Guardians try once again to slay the giant in the Bronx. I hoped for 81-81 this year. For them to have won 90 games and a playoff series, with the youngest roster and one of the smallest payrolls in baseball, has been a fun ride. Everything at this point is gravy.

- Perfect Big Blue Madness would be minimal Lady Kats action, no Cal speech, no injuries, and whatever kind of hype atmosphere will result in a bunch of verbals over the weekend. Odds of this scenario actually happening: Playball's actual age-1.

- Heath blizzard. Anything chip from Graeter's. And I've never scoffed at a good scoop of Butter Pecan, since I'm an old white fat.

- "Hocus Pocus" sucked then, and it still sucks now.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

The only reason to still watch Madness anymore, even for 5 minutes, was the "first look" at the new guys.

Given we got to see real games this summer, it's hard to even generate casual interest. I'd much prefer them not scrimmage at all at this point, for the obvious reason I don't even care to mention.

Cal's 'Summer Ball' agenda seems to really be picking up, btw. Think the Tucker article was already linked, but a good read and seems to have NABC and key figures on board. Fantastic idea, w/ some really fun possibilities for a few cool showcases in the Dead of Summer when there isn't shit going on in sports, imo.

 

[B Rax]

“She’s sassy, she’s single, and she’s breeding stock at a post-apocalyptic rape camp. But could love be around the corner? Cormac McCarthy’s ‘Death Is a Blessing’ starring Candace Cameron Bure is next on Lifetime Movies.”

Man I can almost hear the end-credit music to “unsolved mysteries” as I read this

 

[anthonys735]

-PTI is an idiot. That's been established years ago. Decades even. He's the dumbest smart person I know.

-Rogan with Tulsi was damned good. Intelligent, sensible politician who's also a smoke show. Shew.

Just started his Rick Rubin episode for all you hip hop music heads. What a life that guy has lived.

-I need to go fishing.

-Probably the most important game in Stoops career since that (15?) State game where all the cheating rumors were running rampant. Going against the SEC all time leader in completions this week. Backs against the wall.

-Confirmed Mountain Loin in Iowa.

-Appears supply chain is slowing starting to catch up right as everything else grinds to a halt, people actually looking for jobs, and layoffs rolling. **Slow Clap** Lot of notes of those that over played their leverage during those hard months.

-I don't have the article but Dejaun Wagner credits Cal with saving his financial life. Cal basically made him go pro, he got paid, and then sick all in short order. Had Cal not done that, he'd never gotten a NBA contract. Kid was always coming here.

-Speaking of Cal, good lord, two assistants(or is it more?) with pretty rough off the court incidents in a year. Clean up your house, man. Car running, passed out, covered in vomit. That's either a 19 year old or a way far gone alcoholic. How is that his right hand guy?

-Apparently going to Madness... 😴

 

[PTI (pti)]

Tweonz likely going to UK and we're budgeting $250k-300k. 🤢

* Congrats on the degree, tho.

* Rogan/Tulsi was great, until Joe claimed his friend sent his kid to a school where they had to install litter boxes in the bathrooms because a student identified as a furry.

That’s some Q’anon/National Enquirer nonsense.

 

[DNOKAT]

 

[VernHatton52]

-I don't have the article but Dejaun Wagner credits Cal with saving his financial life. Cal basically made him go pro, he got paid, and then sick all in short order. Had Cal not done that, he'd never gotten a NBA contract. Kid was always coming here.

That's what Cal does, he works miracles for young men. He got Wagner millions when he didn't have a colon. He got MKG millions when he didn't have a jumpshot. He's a modern day Anne Sullivan.

 

[cricket3]

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Weird pre-pubescent girls acting like animals and getting picked on has been going on for decades. There were horse girls in my middle/high school in the 90's, went around galloping and neighing in the hallways.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

There were horse girls at my high school, too. They all walked funny because they had intercourse with a guy nicknamed “Horse.”

 

[PTI (pti)]

I bet he was black.

 

[Wodie Sloot]

-Chocolate chocolate chip at Graeter’s for me. I like to mix with a scoop of strawberry chip occasionally.

-We are going to Madness so the Beans don’t break up with us. I saw Cal pulling out of Mass this morning. He gave me a wink and the gun (and said he’d always be a Wildcat forever).

-BMW coming by any chance, @SAECATFAN ? I understand you’re in the trenches right now, so I get it if you gotta skip again. But I’m hopeful!

-Is there a more annoying errand than going to the UPS store to return Amazon stuff, mail random returns and what not? It’s not even that hard. It’s just one of those things I hate doing so all the crap piles up in my car for weeks until I have to pack up a large bag with all my returns or make multiple trips to the car. I feel like they look at me and think, why don’t you just buy less stuff on Amazon? I used to feel bad about how much stuff I would return until I realized I’m helping @btodd0224 and his pallet business.

-Chicken and barbacoa tacos tomorrow.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Dog dad PTI telling actual parents that something happening in schools is fake is some UKO shit.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Dog dad PTI telling actual parents that something happening in schools is fake is some UKO shit.

Well a student forcing his/her/ella school to install litter boxes in the bathroom because they identify as a furry is completely fake. That's my point. I guess if you're going to be outraged, just do it about something that actually happened. Telling the truth isn't really a huge ask, imho.

 

[cole854]

-Is there a more annoying errand than going to the UPS store to return Amazon stuff, mail random returns and what not?

Setting up a return, printing a label, putting it on the box from the comforts of your home, and handing it to the USPS carrier is almost up there.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]