Tuesday's "We're one day closer to death" Observations:
- Days are getting shorter, mornings are colder, winter is on the way!
- Football team is reeling and injured just in time for the toughest part of the schedule.
- 12-14 hr. work days are straight ahead!
- Nuclear war? Maybe!
- Stock market still tanking? Droughts? Rising King Tides? Don't forget about #wildfireszn!
HOOORRRAYYYYY APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!
Ahem,I digress. Now that all of that is out of the way:
- My daughter is about to be 15. She's long and leggy like me, but looks like her mother. I'm in trouble, fellas. I'm biased of course, but she's genuinely gorgeous. Gonna try and stay outta prison, but I can't make any promises. * (See the addendum post below for any of you sick bastards that took this out of context) Good thing she's been raised right. I trust her.
- I was watching a rerun of a syndicated sitcom the other day. Maybe it was Big Bang Theory or something. It was just left on as some background noise and I remember being kind of "thrown off" from hearing the laugh-track. A sound from the not so distant past, that sounds totally foreign and cheesy now.
- Speaking of comebacks, wonder what the future holds for the braided rope belt? Gotta come back at some point, right?
- One of the many problems I have with #soupseason is the destructive nature of soup. Sure, soup leaves you unfulfilled and famished. But it also ruins any future meals for later! Taste buds are ruined from the scalding hot broth so you can't actually taste anything enjoyable for the rest of the week. Plus, the roof of the mouth is blistered and shedding skin which makes it painful/uncomfortable to chew. It's not enough that soup sucks for one meal; it continues to mess you up for at least 6 other meals and snack. Great job, soup.
Top 5 Soups:
5. Chunky's steak and potato - yeah it sucks; so does soup in general
4. Campbell's chicken noodle - If you're eating this, you're probably sick anyway and don't have an appetite so who cares?
3. Taco soup - Yeah, it's a simpleton take. But anyone who is a connoisseur of soup is a simpleton imo
2. Chicken tortilla - See #3.
1. My mema's "football" soup - Her version of beef vegetable, but she thought if she gave it a "unique" name, I would be more apt to eat it when I was a kid. She knew.
- I don't know, maybe I'm just a nihilistic bitch. And you know what? That's fine.