Nice try. You're not that old.Thanks, @GrandePdre. That reminds me of the young, pregnant receptionist who died when the tower fell on WLEX and killed her in 1959.
How’s it smell?Bought 2 Amazon pallets and inside one was a medium sized black box with no writing on it. Opened it up and inside is a rubber female genitalia that’s not only life sized but also vibrates. Not sure which of PTI, Wynn or Doc Boat would be happiest with it. Definitely the funniest thing I’ve ever gotten in a pallet and I have no idea which one to send it to.
How much foreplay did it require? 🤓Bought 2 Amazon pallets and inside one was a medium sized black box with no writing on it. Opened it up and inside is a rubber female genitalia that’s not only life sized but also vibrates. Not sure which of PTI, Wynn or Doc Boat would be happiest with it. Definitely the funniest thing I’ve ever gotten in a pallet and I have no idea which one to send it to.
Was the airline ticket refundable?When Lexus of Lexington was still actually in Nicholasville, they had a used Porsche in the showroom. On her last day of working there before moving back home to France, a receptionist asked a salesman to take her for a spin in it. He lost control on Harrodsburg Rd/US 68 when it was still a 2-lane road from Southland Church outbound, hit a massive oak tree, split the car in half, and deposited her lifeless body in Ramsey Horse Farm. He survived but had to be extricated via jaws of life. That was not long after Mash/Avare/Pitino had taken ownership of it and the Toyota store, too.
Stick with Tim & Dave you massive gash boy.
Learn soul & funk music
Stick with ignorant sheepish yard signs bub.
Read this as Brax is coming to Louisville and was confused as to why anyone would be hype about that.Jack in the Bax is coming to Louisville 🔥
Yes, but I think this is the perfect time for us to have a bye week with this schedule.Bye weeks suck.
You mean you haven’t gone out of your way to hit one of the new SHEETZ up in Columbus yet?!I remember being excited when new fast food restaurants came to town..,..when I was 19
Agree. The salad and diet drink sound awful.“Yeah, can I have 2 tacos, some egg rolls, a pita sandwich, a salad, a burger drowning in ranch, some pancakes, a slice of cheesecake, and a diet cherry Mountain Dew?”
-Jack in the Shit
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We share birthdays.I hate that Too $hort got no mentions.
each one you listed is actually worse than the previous one. (Twista excepted)Dre, Pac, SNOOOOP, Scarface, UGK, OutKast, Mannie, P, Gibbs, Bone, Drake, DPG, Cole, Warren, Krit, Jeezy, Quik, Gucci, Lupe, Twista, Ross, Kendrick, Lil
Jon, Jermaine Dupree, Kanye, Cube, goodie mob, Travis Scott, Luda, Meek, Kweli, Em, Eazy, TI, Nelly, ZRo, Royce, Wayne, Common, Future, Ball & G, Three 6/Pat…
Steph with 25 in the first quarter vs the Clippers. 9-9, 5-5 from deep. He's absurd.
Steph with 25 in the first quarter vs the Clippers. 9-9, 5-5 from deep. He's absurd.
What a wild story.Evidently Alec Baldwin killed a woman today.
What a wild story.
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Alec Baldwin Was Told Gun in Fatal Shooting on Set Was Safe, Officials Say (Published 2021)
The actor was told a gun being used as a prop was safe before he fired it on the set of “Rust,” killing the film’s cinematographer and wounding its director, law enforcement officials said.www.nytimes.com