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-Dropped a 95lb barbell on my chest today, it still hurts really bad. What a f*cking dumbass. Hopefully not a cracked rib.

-Saturday at Oktoberfest I was with G at the kids games, smaller lass was wearing a blue dress with a large RED script "A" on it. I mean... 🤣 I assume her mom skipped over Scarlett Letter in 7th grade. I'm sure little Addison(or Addilyn or Aubrey or Abagail) is a sweet heart, but you may want to use all 3 letters on the next dress.

-83/57 is about the perfect temp day.
 
80, you were the topic of conversation at a 4th grade girls volleyball game on Friday. I was wearing some UK gear and the grandma of one of the kids on Lea's team came up to me and started chatting. Turns out she was from Woodford Co. and I name dropped a few of you assholes and her eyes lit up at your name. I think she has a son your age, Chris maybe?

I'll get more info later. The little girl's last name is Robison, but I'm not sure what granny's was. She is a sweetheart, though. We played again the next night and I was line judge. She had sewn a Kentucky mask for me overnight.

I gotta tell ya, Woodford Co. is climbing the ranks of Wildcat Willy's BEST PEEPS IN KY every day.
I'm essentially a universally loved legend in those parts. Interested to find out who the grammaw was you talked to.
 
UPDATE: this weekend’s tournaments have been canceled. Will be watching the Florida game from the luxurious Silver Shells Beach Resort & Spa with some Merlins Pizza and a case of landshark. Go cats
Nothing better than your kids’ sports getting canceled.

OK maybe watching your kids excel at something they love, but it’s a close second at worst.
 
Landshark beer : "Nothing says I am too embarrassed to be caught out in public drinking a well known cheap beer, so I drink a really shitty tasting cheap beer that cost more, and looks really expensive in the fancy bottle they come in."
IF they had that as their ad campaign, they would crush.

USA did what they came to do, they were who they said they were. BUT, Spieth is still terrible in match play (Thus it is why he went out next to last), and really showed what a little bitch he is when he snatched up his ball with his putter and hit it off the green after a miss,,, again. Him reacting to a bad shot / putt like he should hit THE perfect shot or putt along with his little prissy ass reaction is why I despise him. Great golfer, clean image, and probably a great dude, but just the way he carries himself on the course irks the F out of me. You go Bryson, dude was just living it up and eating up the attention. He was 100% real in his emotions and cheerleading. Sheffler and his interview was my favorite of all of them. I do not know about the comment made by one of the announcers "Sheffler was picked just for Bryson" is very accurate, he earned his spot, Bryson or no Bryson.

The JT / Daniel Berger chugging beers on the 1st tee box was a neat change from normal golf behavior on the course even while not playing. After Spieth's match was over, he just calmly like he is at his local clubhouse bar, just grabs a Mich Ultra and walks around ballyhooing and celebrating. It was a little odd, half the dudes had Mich Ultra in the can, half of them was toting around clear plastic cups with a clear liquid with a lime wedge (guessing Gin & Tonic or a Vodka drink ???) JT was the only player I noticed that had his beverage in a brown styrofoam cup. Wonder what he had in it? Must have been a bourbon mix or Long Island Ice tea or something a little harder. it definitely wasn't coffee or hot chocolate. I am accustomed to seeing them celebrating with champagne bottles popping and spraying each other, but this was more of a common man's laid back, casual going to get hammered all night celebration. Loved it. They was really enjoying each others victory and looked really genuine, Brooks Koepka didn't look real excited, and I am not ashamed to admit I was hoping he would lose his match.

I would give my left nut to be able to play Whistling Straits, such a masterpiece.
 
*Not going to ATL. My drunken self forgot my son is getting his permit tomorrow. Guess I'll save that energy for Saturday.

*Give me San Diego weather all year. 70's and 60's are my jam. T shirt and shorts during the day and a pullover at night. #Weatherboner

*Speaking of, my Aunt invited me out to the island (Coronado for you ignorants) anytime I want to go. Manny Machado lives(d) four doors down. You can see the downtown skyline from their 2nd story. I'd give both nuts to live there.

*Checked out some apartments today in the hood. They're nice. Feels like a Vegas hotel in the halls. I'll probably end up there while waiting on a condo to become available. Can't be away from the kids.

*Maybe it's just a good day but I feel a lot better today. I decided to accept what's happening and it seemed to have helped. Give up hope can be refreshing.

*Plans on Friday night in Lex? I may book a room downtown and head out for the evening.
 
Going small, but I’ll take Philly tonight. Don’t really like them at all, but I’m bored and hope this takes my mind off the fact my wife didn’t fix dinner which usually cost me $150 to eat out.

Middle kid wants guitar lessons. F’n A right I’ll sign you up.

Got absolutely nothing on my to do list done today, but I did get a ton of stuff done though. Love these days as they used to stress me out and now kind of hope for an opportunity to shed a few clients if it comes to that.
 
Landshark beer : "Nothing says I am too embarrassed to be caught out in public drinking a well known cheap beer, so I drink a really shitty tasting cheap beer that cost more, and looks really expensive in the fancy bottle they come in."
IF they had that as their ad campaign, they would crush.

USA did what they came to do, they were who they said they were. BUT, Spieth is still terrible in match play (Thus it is why he went out next to last), and really showed what a little bitch he is when he snatched up his ball with his putter and hit it off the green after a miss,,, again. Him reacting to a bad shot / putt like he should hit THE perfect shot or putt along with his little prissy ass reaction is why I despise him. Great golfer, clean image, and probably a great dude, but just the way he carries himself on the course irks the F out of me. You go Bryson, dude was just living it up and eating up the attention. He was 100% real in his emotions and cheerleading. Sheffler and his interview was my favorite of all of them. I do not know about the comment made by one of the announcers "Sheffler was picked just for Bryson" is very accurate, he earned his spot, Bryson or no Bryson.

The JT / Daniel Berger chugging beers on the 1st tee box was a neat change from normal golf behavior on the course even while not playing. After Spieth's match was over, he just calmly like he is at his local clubhouse bar, just grabs a Mich Ultra and walks around ballyhooing and celebrating. It was a little odd, half the dudes had Mich Ultra in the can, half of them was toting around clear plastic cups with a clear liquid with a lime wedge (guessing Gin & Tonic or a Vodka drink ???) JT was the only player I noticed that had his beverage in a brown styrofoam cup. Wonder what he had in it? Must have been a bourbon mix or Long Island Ice tea or something a little harder. it definitely wasn't coffee or hot chocolate. I am accustomed to seeing them celebrating with champagne bottles popping and spraying each other, but this was more of a common man's laid back, casual going to get hammered all night celebration. Loved it. They was really enjoying each others victory and looked really genuine, Brooks Koepka didn't look real excited, and I am not ashamed to admit I was hoping he would lose his match.

I would give my left nut to be able to play Whistling Straits, such a masterpiece.

This is a great post….



….FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
- I’ve had terrifying (to others) non-COVID congestion for three weeks and finally did a tele-health visit today to get some meds. According to myChart, I hadn’t seen a doctor since 2018: kinda concerning?

- I did see a dermatologist last summer to check out a spot on my shoulder that I couldn’t account for and my wife harangued me about. The doc’s diagnosis: “rug burn.” Then I remember scraping it on the bottom of a pool with a sun shirt on. Nice lil’ copay.

- I am in the warranty fight of my life for my beloved CPO 2016 KIA Sorento (who could’ve seen coming?) It started to overheat just before scheduled maintenance. In the interim, I’ve borrowed my mom’s white FIAT 500 convertible to drive to large industrial construction sites to fly my adorable drone “missions.” Just a win-win.

- I’m *thisclose* to donating all of my sneakers and just wearing fresh Mundial Goals for the rest of my life.

- When salespeople on LinkedIn just won’t give up and keep begging for one phone call to “pick my brain” on how their product could be useful to my market segment / use case, I always offer to gladly discuss it with them for a consulting fee. So far: no takers.
 
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I have to wear spf clothing because of my diseases and the meds I take but only because I HAVE to if I wanna fish or be outside in the sun.
Absolutely miserable in any of them other than Coolibar. Highly recommend but they’re not cheap.
Their oversized bill hat with the French legionnaire flap will keep out the sun but it’s hot as balls and flies off in any wind. Tried the buffs but they’re not any better.
Then add in the sun mask that fits on your sunglasses with mesh opening for your mouth and you’ll be completely soaked in minutes.
And everyone wonders why I like cooler weather. Guarantee, if given the choice, I’d go with sun screen.
 
R. Kelly was found guilty and is looking at life in the federal pen. Good. F*** that child molester. The remix to Ignition still bangs, though. I'm not going to stop listening to his music just because he's evil. Because I'm an adult. An adult who doesn't wear sunshirts.

* 4 and 0.

* 🤣 at "FOR ME TO POOP ON".

* Currently trying to rope my buddies into doing Sober October, mainly just so I can create a reason for my friends to talk shit to each other for a month while having an excuse to get healthier.
 
Kia in America is mostly made in GA and SC. What’s the problem with them? I’ve had excellent luck with mine vs Chevy and Ford.

Now my Ky blue Dodge, that’s a beautiful piece of equipment that has been a tank!
 
I'd be anxious traveling just about anywhere outside the US right now. What if you test "positive" and have to quarantine on arrival? Same thing for getting back home? Are there local protocols in play that aren't publicized? Are the things you want to see or do even going to be available when you plan on being there?
We went to the Dominican for our Honeymoon in late August. Neither had to test when leaving the states (it depends on the destination’s guidelines though). On the way back, I had to test within 3 days of returning. She was cleared from Covid 3 days before our wedding so she only had to bring proof of her positive test and a documentation of recovery from her physician.

At our resort, you had to schedule a time within your last 3 days before returning. If you test positive, they put you up at the sister site. You’re quarantined but have access to the room service, etc. Needless to say, they don’t want you testing positive. The cotton part of the swab maybe got halfway into my nostril. Basically they make sure you’re good to return.
 
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January and February would probably be either the easiest or the hardest. Those months are turrible so it isn't like there are any events you'd miss with not drinking but, on the other hand, those months suck and there is not much else to do beside drink and bitch on CATPAWS about the Cayts.
 
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I can’t think of a reason to intentionally avoid a buzz. I guess if I had to, June/July, but it would be very damn hard not to grab a beer(or 10)while at least grilling out.

80piss, IMO!


<——Owns a Kia Soul

GDit! Upside down a few thousand on her telluride and now I have to consider trading it in.

Stop f’ing posting here toot toot!
 
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