Drove All F****** Day Randoms:
- Breaking Bad is far and away my pick (and Better Call Saul is also fantastic). I will confess I have not gotten through The Wire (though I did read Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets and it is EXCELLENT). I know I would need to pay close attention and I just don't have the mental energy to delve into that universe. Same for Narcos. "Ozymandias" is the best BB ep, also.
- I would like to cordially invite each and every lazy dipshit jabroni between NKY and Northern Ohio today who couldn't bother to clean the ice and snow off their vehicle to EMA and DIAF. IDGAF if you're short, or have a tall vehicle, or you're in a hurry. You own a damn broom, sweep that shit off before it turns into an ice missile on I-71.
- Gave Billie Eilish a shot today. I really tried, but I found out that I am apparently too old for the new genre of "Children Making Music While Overdosing on the Ativans Stolen From their Aunt Susan." Fantastic production, tho.
- Turns out Ohio can be beautiful: right after a fresh snow as the sun comes up. It's all downhill from there, though.
- On my drive back, I jumped off the highway long enough to visit the Ohio State Reformatory and see "Shawshank" in real life. It wasn't open for tours today, but even standing just outside the grounds, it's kind of amazing how locked down a decommissioned prison is. The Eastern State Penitentiary in Philly (also a cool visit, btw, you can see where ol' Al Capone lived when he was deep into his Syphilis Brain) didn't have the same restrictions about weapons OSR had posted everywhere.
- Speaking of casually visiting old prisons, my eyebrow girl and I got scolded about another hen in the shop for talking about murders because it could be "triggering." Guess we found the one white 30 something woman in the United States not unhealthily fascinated with murder, SMH. Learn true crime podcasts, toots.
- Speaking of triggering, a law story from me, a lawyer:
Witness today, 100% seriously, testified that in preparation for deposition, he reviewed his paperwork "telling me the date and time and that I had to come give a defamation today." I have never been so glad to have a mask. 🤣
- Go Cats.