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Where the hell have you been the last several years?

Ehhh I done just plum forgot about this site pretty much.

Push notifications and other social media sources took over the rare free time I have. When Matt Jones tweeted that link this morning to this site I just thought OH YEAH I should see if GYERO is still a thing.

Long story short, 35 and married with 3 kids now and living a pretty boring lifestyle.

Side note, according to statistics, a few things should have happened in my absence.

Who:

- got divorced
- got fat
- went broke
- got rich
- took up CrossFit
- went vegan
- came out of the closet
- got a sex change?


Details, people. I need em.
 
NW50 should post a picture of that big tiddy ex gf

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Only one I can see publicly that shows boobage. I have more on an external hard drive somewhere.
 
The rage from these Dr. Pepper farces doesn’t subside between games. It just builds exponentially with every ignominious display.

They need to increase the distance and go to junior sized footballs - or do something else to make overhand throws the only play.
 
They’re five yards away. You don’t throw a five yard shovel pass overhanded, why should they?
 
They’re five yards away. You don’t throw a five yard shovel pass overhanded, why should they?
No shit.

I must’ve forgotten the shovel pass drills during those QB club competitions back in the nineties. Oh wait, they only competed while doing cool stuff that is fun to watch, that’s why they didn’t have them.

That’s why they need to make it farther. But a normal person can throw a collegiate sized football. That’s why the need to decrease the size. WTF is going on here?
 
I’m sure watching a girl who’s never played sports trying to throw a football 10+ yards would be much more exciting.

How about just realizing a 30 second carnival game contest to advertise soft drinks isn’t really there for entertainment.
 
They could change the game to force overhand and still give away prizes. You can throw things farther with one arm than two (unless you’re Kevin love). Do the calculus to find the distance that people will change throwing motion and make the target bigger.

Glory days.
 
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I’m sure watching a girl who’s never played sports trying to throw a football 10+ yards would be much more exciting.

How about just realizing a 30 second carnival game contest to advertise soft drinks isn’t really there for entertainment.
The girls will suck no matter what, but it would force these boys to nut up and spin the pill.

And it is there for entertainment. Otherwise they would just hand them equal checks and congratulate them on being the two sweepstakes winners.
 
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They could change the game to force overhand and still give away prizes. You can throw things farther with one arm than two (unless you’re Kevin love). Do the calculus to find the distance that people will change throwing motion and make the target bigger.

Glory days.
GD!!

I watched that whole thing thinking he canned it from 23...
he didn't
 
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These Hallmark movies, man, they turn my wife and 12 year old daughter into zombies. There are 500 on my DVR, approximately 200 star Candance Cameron.

They all have variations of the same story, it’s like madlibs on TV with cute single girl and guy around Xmas. Is the girl the Scrooge or the guy this time? Who saves who. I dunno, but someone is falling in love by the time the credits roll!
 
I actually read showkillers post to my wife. Same story, same ending every damn time. I’ll read catpaw and twitter while she watches one every now and again and it’s nothing but docboat cheese.
 
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These Hallmark movies, man, they turn my wife and 12 year old daughter into zombies. There are 500 on my DVR, approximately 200 star Candance Cameron.

They all have variations of the same story, it’s like madlibs on TV with cute single girl and guy around Xmas. Is the girl the Scrooge or the guy this time? Who saves who. I dunno, but someone is falling in love by the time the credits roll!


-one thing is for sure: someone will have lost sight of what really matters.
 
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