You've mentioned this establishment before, but it just dawned on me; given their location, I bet they don't even own yachts!! Wow, I guess you really have to be "in the know" to get these rascals' humor
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If you’re re with a gal that orders a side of ranch....run. She gon be fat.
Pizza, no matter where it comes from, is the most overrated food on the planet.
“People always ask why our wings are so good... We’re a nautical themed bar next to a tire shop in Northside.”
Now that’s a stupid ass pizza.
If a poster wished your dog to DIAF, I’m not sure anyone would come to your defense right now.
- It is scientific fact that a 73.1 mi radius struck from the Central Park ice rink has the only edible pizza prepared in the US.
- The word “toppings” is only used by the uninformed/unwashed pizza eater
- If your pizzeria doesn’t make their own mozzarella, GTFOH.
- Coal oven or wood fired
- If you’re from Chicago, that thing you eat is a cake. A horrible cake invented by a redneck.
Major League Soccer to make a “major” announcement in Cincinnati next Tuesday.
Soccer balls rejoice!
Soccer balls rejoice!
Hopefully the major announcement is that they’ve outlawed soccer in the United States and all existing teams will be disassembled and their stadiums burned to the ground.
Don’t worry, Chase. I’m sure it won’t affect those less cultured places in the world, like Beaver’s Ass, KY.
The beautiful game is for the more civilized peoples who make this giant soccer ball spinning around the sun their home. And apparently for hipsters who like to paint their faces, bang drums and drink beer that WODIE SLOOT turns her nose up at.
Don’t be jealous of our success, Louisvillians. There is a chance you could be our minor league team in soccer now, too.
The beautiful game is for the more civilized peoples who make this giant soccer ball spinning around the sun their home. And apparently for hipsters who like to paint their faces, bang drums and drink beer that WODIE SLOOT turns her nose up at.
Don’t be jealous of our success, Louisvillians. There is a chance you could be our minor league team in soccer now, too.
That’s a bit unreasonable. The stadiums could potentially be repurposed.
MLS is a status symbol for major metropolitan cities these days. Think of it as an Audi in the driveway of the elite young professional.
Cincinnati continues to improve and appeal to the younger demographic.
Meanwhile, Louisville still has the Kentucky Derby, which is really neat, too.
Cincinnati continues to improve and appeal to the younger demographic.
Meanwhile, Louisville still has the Kentucky Derby, which is really neat, too.
Cincinnati Royals - They now play in Sacramento
Cincinnati Bengals - Have they ever won a playoff game? And their stadium cost $25 billion
Cincinnati Reds - Sad sad sad what has happened to that once proud franchise
So now you're trying Major League Soccer? I guess. We know how this will turn out.
Btw, we have 1 Major League product. The Derby. And it's ****ing great.
Cincinnati Bengals - Have they ever won a playoff game? And their stadium cost $25 billion
Cincinnati Reds - Sad sad sad what has happened to that once proud franchise
So now you're trying Major League Soccer? I guess. We know how this will turn out.
Btw, we have 1 Major League product. The Derby. And it's ****ing great.
What do you know? Dadgum Roy brings another player back for a Senior year.
You follow UK football, a notoriously shitty product, religiously.
So, that nullifies any dumbdick insecurity complexed point you were trying to make.
Amphitheater call me when you actually have a full on completed theater you half assed Greek wannabe
I don’t think there was any chance that dude was ever leaving.
Cincinnati Royals = Kentucky Colonels. Where are they playing these days, I forget?
Yes, 73, the Cincinnati Bengals have even made it all the way to the Super Bowl twice. I would think a sports fan would know that.
The Reds are sadly going thru a never-ending rebuild. I guess 2 division titles plus a wildcard berth in the last 8 years will have to suffice for the only things close to success for a while.
But the best Louisville can do is be the home for the players not good enough to make the Reds squad.
Sorry Louisville wasn't even considered for MLS. That's a shame.
The Derby is great. For 2 minutes a year, Louisville is the shit.
Let's be honest, though. If it was as great as you act like it is, wcc would be getting married at Churchill Downs.
New Yorkers swear that it's their GD tap water that makes their pizza so great. Seems legit.
Actually, just last year, FC Cincinnati defeated 2 MLS squads live on ESPN on the way to making the semifinals of the prestigious US Open Cup. And they have made the playoffs in each of their first 2 seasons.
To me, that is a little better than being the venue for Tyler Childers or the Turnpike Troubadours. But hey, to each his own.
I think everywhere is great in their own right.
As a BIG TIME YOUTH SOCCER dad, I enjoy the prospect of being close to an MLS club AND a championship-winning minor league soccer club.
Sorry, Willy. Your argument is fatally flawed because it’s based on soccer not sucking, which it does.
Awesome, another day of northern kentuckians showing their complex and sucking off a state they don't even live in
At least you're comparing Cincy to Beaver dam now, definitely a fairer fight
At least you're comparing Cincy to Beaver dam now, definitely a fairer fight
The "BRO OUR TAP WATER THO" sort of seems like a Louisville argument, really. Not a good look for New York.
I'm sorry you feel that way. I used to hate soccer, as well.
Then I evolved and got better. You should strive to do the same. Be the best version of yourself.
I believe in you, Ben. Climb that ladder. The children are the future. Lead the way.
Chase your dreams, Chase. Chase the stars.
Or something like that.
Then I evolved and got better. You should strive to do the same. Be the best version of yourself.
I believe in you, Ben. Climb that ladder. The children are the future. Lead the way.
Chase your dreams, Chase. Chase the stars.
Or something like that.
-i like soccer...but it is a 3rd world sport, at heart.
![[jumpingsmile]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/happy/happy0028.r191677.gif "Jumping Smile [jumpingsmile]")
That's about the only thing that's fitting Willy these days.
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