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PTI is correct. The bar scene


I fly at least twice per week; typically through cities that have CLEAR. I do not understand how they can save you any time above what TSA pre-check offers.
For example, I was in Newark this morning - place was packed. Still made it through the ID portion of security within three minutes.

The Newark airport may be my least favorite place on earth.
 
If you don’t have delta sky lounge privileges, you’re doing it wrong.

I do have that and I can tell you the food / bar options of the regular airport have significantly closed the gap. The benefit of the lounge is you are away from slobs (e.g., women's sports teams).
 
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The Newark airport may be my least favorite place on earth.
Why? The scenery into NYC is beautiful. Nothing like looking at railroad tracks, oil/hazardous material containers, and barren wasteland while riding the train to Penn Station.
 
- Think I’ve frenchkissed (that’s kissing involving your tongue) like half a dozen babes at Anth’s old house. Really going to miss that place...and my freedom and happiness.

- Little Counting Crows for the afternoon as we wind down another crazy week.

- Has BBdK ever been in a wedding before? Dude has asked me 100 questions. All my other groomsmen- a big fat zero.

- Wow- received an immediate and beligerent scolding via text, Facebook and SnapChat from our Tuscaloosa friend following that suggestion he only had a B.A. Talk about PhDiety- right? smh

- Haven’t heard from BRax in awhile. Odds he’s busy dealing with a grade school PED scandal with one of his little hellions: OVER

- I’m calling for a NKy GYERO Reds game this season. MaxP, Wynn, Willy, etc- you in? We’re the class of this damn thread.

- How’s the good judge doing?
 
The only question I asked you (via my wife) is why you're having the Rehearsal dinner on FRIDAY, then the wedding on Sunday, forcing everyone to spend 3 nights, with a day of nothing in between, in that terrible city.

Great call.

Basically everything about the entire deal (wedding & bachelor party) is everything you've rallied against and cried incessantly about your entire life, so it's kinda beautiful in a way. I still remember you throwing a fit when Jerry asked you to chip in $100 for mine.

How times have changed.
 
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The Barstool guys apparently starting a rumor that the New Zealand Breakers are trying to hire Rick Pitino, and that rumor getting enough traction where reporters are asking Pitino about it, is solid work.

Also, wcc- I dont have facebook, snapchat, or your phone number. Are you sure it wasnt an instagram message from me?
 
The only question I asked you (via my wife) is why you're having the Rehearsal dinner on FRIDAY, then the wedding on Sunday, forcing everyone to spend 3 nights, with a day of nothing in between, in that terrible city.

Great call.
The off day is always the best day.

Wait...
 
The Barstool guys apparently starting a rumor that the New Zealand Breakers are trying to hire Rick Pitino, and that rumor getting enough traction where reporters are asking Pitino about it, is solid work.

Also, wcc- I dont have facebook, snapchat, or your phone number. Are you sure it wasnt an instagram message from me?

Yes! That’s what it was and it was totally out of line!
 
The only question I asked you (via my wife) is why you're having the Rehearsal dinner on FRIDAY, then the wedding on Sunday, forcing everyone to spend 3 nights, with a day of nothing in between, in that terrible city.

Great call.

Actually feel bad about that. Didn’t think about it.
 
BBdK is the most underrated question asker in here. Guy deflects like crazy to get out from under the accusations.

Just watch, he’ll start making fun of me for asking questions, but we can’t hide you here, your thirst for knowledge is known.
 
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Basically everything about the entire deal (wedding & bachelor party) is everything you've rallied against and cried incessantly about your entire life, so it's kinda beautiful in a way. I still remember you throwing a fit when Jerry asked you to chip in $100 for mine.

How times have changed.

The lass is having a 4-day extravaganza in St. Pete so I thought my sleepy little trip to Lex was fairy modest.
 
Yup, those hard plastic seats, $20 burgers and $9 beers have sure closed the gap on free booze and food with WiFi and big comfy seats/couches and tv. Even my gf gets upset that I’ll pay $100 more to fly through airports with sky lounge, but she loves it when we get there.

Have fun with that 2 hour layover with Tammy and Billy from middle Nebraska sitting next to you.

Also, if you fly in a suit good for you. I’ll be comfy in a hoodie and MAYBE jeans (depending on the time of the flight), but definitely wearing flops.

As soon as I land and check-in, I’ll be showering and changing.
 
Southwest guy here:

Jeans/Shorts, Polo, and tennis/boat shoes (with socks) while flying domestically.

Never flown international. May have to rent a tuxedo for that one.

Edit: Flown to the Bahamas but that really doesn't count. Wore Shorts and a polo, FYI.
 
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If you feel comfortable in a suit and tie while crammed into a 2x3 seat have at it. I’d rather just be in pjs basically and try and sleep. Some flights are 5 hours. I’m a bartender, I won’t be running into “clients”.

Do you wear a suit and tie to sporting events as well like it’s 1947? I don’t. I wear my team’s T-shirt and some jeans with flops.

I enjoy southwest but it doesn’t fly here anymore so there’s that.
 
I believe the first teacher I wanted to bang was my 8th grade teacher. Can't remember her name but I can remember her face. I haven't thought of her in a while but all this teacher talk got me reminiscing. May have to put her back in the rotation.
 
The Pitino rumors amaze me that he has many journos keeping his name alive.

Zags is the worst. First NBA teams interested. Then college teams. What a shill.
 
Twitter is going to go off the rails this weekend when the zealots realize Jesus is being played by a black guy in the TV version of Jesus Christ Superstar.
 
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How bout you talk to the people you walked in with and not depend on the bartender to drive conversation between you and your friends?
 
Only acceptable time for a grown man to wear shorts on a plane is if he's on vacation and flying to Florida / Caribbean. Otherwise, slacks (during week) or jeans (Fridays / weekend).

Edit: Did you just say PJs, Rogue? What the hell, dude? Show some class.

Edit 2: Doctors wearing scrubs for flights are below bartenders who wear PJs
 
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