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Basically, everyone seems to agree that the best months are the least extreme months weather-wise.

To some degree, that is tempered by what sports are available / being played during the extreme months.

The variance depends on the importance that each individual places on the availability of those sports -vs- the degree to which that same individual tolerates or dislikes the weather of that corresponding month.

Not surprisingly, each individual has their own personal preference.

Not rocket science.
 
There are approximately 14M undocumented landscapers in this country. Why is anybody doing any yard work?

My gal Maria and her son the translator already have my yard pruned and mulched and the 3 magnolias are gone. I'm ready for some Spring Entertaining.

* Been battling a nasty cold for over a week. Finally evolved into bronchitis. Doc gave me weak ass antibiotics and I'll still be sick for a few more days.

* The drive back from Atlanta was miserable. I was coughing/blowing my nose nonstop and I did not take the loss well at all. The '15 loss was shock and sadness. Losing to Bruce Weber brought on a straight fit of rage that lasted a few days. I probably take UK basketball a little too seriously, but I don't think that will ever change. It just means more.

* Could the state of KY be getting a major league sport very soon? EEK? #FCCincy in Newport?

Would be huge for the WCC family. Maxxx and I will be tailgating in your yard, TIA.

* Healthy Choice Spaghetti & Meatballs is not good. Wow. I'd rather eat Spaghetti-O's. Terrible.

* I gave up soft drinks for Lent. Just a few more days, Diet Coke...
 
- I respect everyone’s month list/weather preference except for Anth’s. Piss on his opinion, imo.

- Eastside ain’t got no love for FC Newport.

- Everyone knows my opinion on MaxPowerrr. If that sonofabitch showed up at my house with Willy or anyone else, I’d sock him right in the nose.

- Minor Common Injury :mad: Rankings:

1. Stiff neck
2. Charlie horse
3. Eyelash in the eye
4. Canker sore
5. Ingrown hair
 
"Hey woodford, since you're only at home on the weekends, can you take care of some things around house, work in yard so that it looks presentable, and then take your kids to the park?" "Nah, gotta go check out the fireworks (not sure why there are fireworks on a random night in August but whatever), play some golf (I know this will cost $100 and means I'll be gone for 6 hours and you'll have all the kids for yourself but deal with it bitch) drink beer on the patio (you can handle feeding the kids and then bathing them and then putting them to bed yourself while I sit here drinking, right?), then I'm gonna swing by the pool (shouldn't take more than a few hours), go fishing (be back Monday!), go for a run (because I haven't had enough alone time lately) walk our dog (even though we don't have one), look at girls in scantily clothes (you cool with that?), and generally live like I'm 25 and single. Cool?"
 
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"Hey woodford, since you're only at home on the weekends, can you take care of some things around house, work in yard so that it looks presentable, and then take your kids to the park?" "Nah, gotta go check out the fireworks (not sure why there are fireworks on a random night in August but whatever), play some golf (I know this will cost $100 and means I'll be gone for 6 hours and you'll have all the kids for yourself but deal with it bitch) drink beer on the patio (you can handle feeding the kids and then bathing them and then putting them to bed yourself while I sit here drinking, right?), then I'm gonna swing by the pool (shouldn't take more than a few hours), go fishing (be back Monday!), go for a run (because I haven't enough alone time lately) walk our dog (even though we don't have one), look at girls in scantily clothes (you cool with that?), and generally live like I'm 25 and single. Cool?"
Take out that parenthetical malarkey and you've got it!
 
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More on Johnson (lol):
"Kentucky commit Keldon Johnson introduced himself to most NBA scouts for the first time, and he made a strong impression thanks to his slimmed down 6-foot-6 frame, powerful athleticism, aggressive mentality and shooting potential. Johnson showed out as one of the more competitive players to take the floor in Atlanta. He attacked the rim with physicality into right- and left-hand finishes, crashed the offensive and defensive glass, went toe-to-toe with Barrett in the mid-post and brought vocal energy in practice settings. Becoming a consistent threat from the perimeter will be key for Johnson long-term, especially because he's more of a momentum athlete than an overly twitchy, half-court shot creator. He gets good rotation and is certainly capable, but he isn't overly dynamic as a shooter and tends to turn down open jumpers once he misses one or two attempts. Johnson did show that he's more than just a straight-line slasher, though, as he can play out of pick-and-roll and facilitate on the move. Known for his confident approach to the game, Johnson has some alpha dog qualities that should allow him to stand out right away at Kentucky."
 
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The use of the phrase “showed out” is right up there with using “verse” instead of “versus” as a marker of the downfall of society, IMCO.

"God showed up and showed out" is HUGE in small town religious gatherings, especially if they're targeting "today's youth".
 
-depends on the occasion really. Boardroom/courtroom=white...maybe blue. Church/keeneland/daytime weddings=tattersall/checks/stripes. So long as the background color is white/lt blue/lt gray/ecru/pink...it's all good. A dark colored shirt is *never* good with a tie...unless you are a 20's era mob boss...or parking cars.
 
Indeed.

Power Ranking of the top 12 months:

1. October (CFB, CBB tips off, MLB playoffs, weather)
2. November (CFB, CBB, weather, holidays)
3. December (CFB, CBB, holidays)
4. March (best sporting event of the year, but usually ends in heartbreak)
5. September (CFB kicks off, pennant races)
6. January (CBB, NFL playoffs, but the weather sucks)
7. February (CBB getting down to nut cutting time, but the weather sucks)
8. August (CFB previews)
9. May (NBA playoffs, Derby)
10. June (NBA playoffs)
11. July (awful, too hot)
12. April (everything is over, too rainy, don't care about the Masters, CFB still 5 months away)
Learn Florida. Months kind of don’t matter. It gets a little hot for a few...that’s it, but there’s an ocean.

-My beloved Conchs baseball team is really good this year. Pitching staff is legit. Then a police dog hits on a car in the parking lot. Weed pen found inside and our number 2 in the rotation is booted from the team. Taking sports away from kids is so dumb and in no way teaches anyone anything, so is bringing a weed pen to school but regardless.

-2nd day of jiu jitsu today. Loving it.
 
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