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GYERO ARCHIVE

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If JFK, Jr. hadn't died, would he have already been President, or would he be getting ready to be inaugurated in a couple weeks?
 
-Much thanks to Anth for the tickets last night. My girlfriend's boys first trip to Rupp, they loved it. Those Schembari's are very generous people.

-BBDK is being a little whiney bitch right now over his quitting smoking, and lord knows in a few days when he is feeling better he will be the first person in his mind on this planet to have quit smoking and did it the best way, better than any other persons method to quit, even though I havent touched one in 67 days. But I have to admit this place is a freaking ghost town without him. Its always this way when he is on vacation or whatever. He disappears and this place becomes dead, boring and you have people making 50 different references to horse cocks during a UK hoops beatdown.

Get it together Andrea. Youre the MVP around here. #makegyerogreatagain
 
That dads lucky! If I was getting sworn in for something I bet you dollars to donuts my damn hilljack sons would be taking turns punching me in the nuts until I puked all over the Bible!!! They're out of control!!!!
 
Always nice to get that text that a house few down from you is on fire.

2017 off to a great start.
 
Why is dabbing even a "thing?"

You stick your face into a bent elbow. And this is.....what? A dance move? A celebratory action? What is this??
 
I do that when I cough. Apparently it is more sanitary than coughing into your hand according to my wife.
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Your wife is correct, at least according to the American Red Cross and Henry the Hand.

I used to tote around a giant inflatable Henry the Hand costume to frighten children into believing this.
 
So it appears, as expected, Allen went to the state driver's school version of anger management. Pick a few hours on a random weeknight, watch a bullshit video, and your rehabilitated.

God, I cannot wait until he punches some unsuspecting guard in the nuts.
 
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