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Diallo staying and going, per the multiverse theory.

Son_Of_Saul

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Good news!

And bad news!


One universe has him staying at Kentucky.

One has him going to the league.

One has him becoming an Amish minister and preaching to toads from the back of a triceratops and quitting basketball altogether…

Plus, there’s an infinite number of other options, including one where Diallo is really Richard Simmons with a 44 ½ inch vertical and merges basketball with interpretive dance.
 
Diallo is actually in a spaceship flying close to the event horizon of a black hole so time has slowed down for him.

He actually has 67 more years to make a decision from his frame of reference. But relative to our frame of reference he has to decide before midnight eastern time.

He's using the extra time to fix his jump shot. All orchestrated by Cal, who is again one step ahead of the game using general relativity to redefine the college landscape. Genius.
 
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Call talked the NBA and NCAA into them letting UK be a D-League so Hami can move back and forth between UK and NBA. Another first for Call and UK.:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
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