You'll know of a better place than I would. Something like last time, not a chain, would be fine. How about Monday next week?
Greys? Dude, the accepted nomenclature is Indigenous Earthlings. They were here before we were you know. Original aboriginals.
My mother used to enter baked goods in the county fair every year. Nearly every year she would win a blue ribbon for her chocolate chip cookies. The women would always pester her to put the recipe in the book they would make each year but she would never relent and give it to them.
I asked her one day if the recipe had came from grandma. She said "no, and I can't give it to them because it's the Tollhouse recipe on the back of the chocolate chips, don't tell anybody".
We laughed about it then and joked about it for many years after that.