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  1. -Mav-

    N.O.B.

    Idiot neighbor story #1... I suspect — based purely on nothing but misanthropia-fueled paranoid conjecture at this point — they are involved in illicit drug production and distribution. They always, and I mean ALWAYS, have at least one window open (and usually 2 or 3), all day every day, rain...
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    N.O.B.

    Planted seven, count ‘em SEVEN, trees in the yard yesterday — a redwood (or maybe it was a redbud, does it really f*cking matter?), a birch “bundle” because apparently we’re going to make a f*cking canoe in a few years, some kind of Chinese/Japanese/Far East weeping and/or drooping cherry that’s...
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    N.O.B.

    Wake the f*ck up, it’s time to work out.
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    RIP Larry McMurtry

    It’s because Diane Lane was in it.* * I know DL has already been mentioned, but Catpaw bylaws clearly state that a pic MUST accompany any reference to Ms. Lane. It’s science, people. YWIA.
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    N.O.B.

    Yeah it really is. I haven’t set an alarm in months and I wake up between 5:00 and 5:30 every day. Day after day after day. I’m basically Phil Connors.
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    N.O.B.

    Damn, Kurt Russell must have fallen on hard times.
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    N.O.B.

    I WANT MY FOURTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS!
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    Legal marijuana for Kentucky

    Wait a second. Didn’t He turn fescue to weed in Matthew? Maybe it was Luke, I dunno.
  9. -Mav-

    N.O.B.

    Still haven’t gotten my Bidenbucks. If that senile old coot was gonna steal the Presidency from Donnie, the least he could do is pay me my money. Thanks Sleepy Joe. Sad.
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    Very Specific Brand Loyalty

    Oreos. Anything else (looking at you Hydrox) is an abomination.
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    N.O.B.

    ⬅ *wonders how high you could get with bionic lungs?*
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    N.O.B.

    HOLY COW AND OMFG!!! — we’ve got The Six Million Dollar Man playing on the retro channel at the office (cause I’ve got an HD antenna cause I’m too cheap to get a dish or cable) and I completely forgot about the episode where Col. Steve Austin f*cking RIPS SASQUATCH’S ARM OFF!!! Talk about a...
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    N.O.B.

    Speaking of genius, this deserves a mention:
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    N.O.B.

    Angst/depression/listlessness/rage primarily fueled my mid 2000s - 2020 posts. Now my life is so good it’s pretty boring...excuse me while I go get pissed about nothing in general and pick a fight. Brb.
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    N.O.B.

    You might be onto something. If tomorrow is like today I’m gonna do a little ‘sperimentin’.
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    N.O.B.

    I can certainly understand why you’d think either constant inebriation or a severe form of cretinism. However, the blame for my posts lies solely with simple good, old-fashioned stupidity.
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    N.O.B.

    I really wish (a) it was acceptable for people in my line of work to day-drink, and (b) killing a fifth of Bailey’s wouldn’t drive me out of ketosis, ‘cause lemme tells ya, I’d get plastered right about now 👀.
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    N.O.B.

    Dang. Figures.
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    N.O.B.

    Speaking of time zones, can someone read this article and then post a summary for us? As always, TIA.
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    N.O.B.

    While we CSTers and ESTers good-naturedly (sp?) aggravate each other, one thing we can all agree on is that Mountain and Pacific times are of the devil and therefore suck.
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