Bob: More advanced degrees than Anth has green eggs.
Anth: 1 college
Bob: Iraq Veteran
Anth: Ordered flag board shorts
Bob:UK Homecoming King/Delt Social chair
Anth: drove Monte Carlo
Bob: Pull up champion
Anth: Penguin arms
Bob: Fat and doesn't care
Anth: Oprah thinks he has body issues.
Bob: Posts on gyero for fun
Anth: Finds wife on gyero
Bob: Powerfully strikes balls
Anth: Powerfully sucks balls.