Re: D-League: Time for Nine Edition
I don't know Willy, some of that sounds a bit risky. So, here's one. Go to one of those gag gift party stores and get a can of that spray that smells like cow crap. In the morning, eat a big breakfast, then around noon, start complaining of stomach cramps. Go into bathroom. Stay long. Before exit, spray down the room with the cow crap spray. Repeat every hour. Claim to be gassy as well. Might even spray some in the living space. Wife will be begging you to stay home. FCC.
I don't know Willy, some of that sounds a bit risky. So, here's one. Go to one of those gag gift party stores and get a can of that spray that smells like cow crap. In the morning, eat a big breakfast, then around noon, start complaining of stomach cramps. Go into bathroom. Stay long. Before exit, spray down the room with the cow crap spray. Repeat every hour. Claim to be gassy as well. Might even spray some in the living space. Wife will be begging you to stay home. FCC.