As a tangent, I’ll throw in Dot’s cinnamon sugar pretzels. I believe the dusting on the pretzels also contains crack. I have to limit my portions and access to these.
Hold a damn minute! Are pretzels crackers??? Are bagels pretzels???
Is the end piece on a loaf of store bought bread a bagel??
I love me some cracker diversity, but this thread just got chippy.
The next think you know, someone is pulling out a bag of Lays and saying, “Gooooood cracka!” No effing way man.
Now, get this bag back on the crack track.
If you want extreme, give me some L.H. Koloko Pea Crackers, Extreme Spicy, but none of this pretzel logic.
Put it on a Ritz!