St Johns::Rutgers actually makes sense.
My dad went to both Rutgers (undergrad) and St. Joseph's (Ph.D.) to get his physics start. So those schools are kinda the same in that sense. And the Biblical name John comes from the Biblical name Joseph. Well, okay, it doesn't. But my dumbass friend thought it did and he shot me down when I objected to that playing bar trivia last Tuesday. So according to what we officially guessed, St. Joseph's is somehow mystically related to St. John's, and is also related to Rutgers through my dad. Of course, just like my dad, my dumbass friend has a Ph.D. (His is in computer science with an AI focus.) I'm the real dumbass. My degree's in English Lit.