Warrant Issued For Sex Act In McDonald's
Cops: Woman, 37, pleasured man in middle of eatery dining room
Christine Alana Chafin, 37
Woman in trouble for working under the table at McDonald's
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This is my favorite thread of all time. Bob, I can't thank you enough.
The downside of knowing people offline in this thread is the inability to share some great stories.
Shit. At McDowell's. That bitch woulda got a free Big Mick
That's my kind of happy meal!
Vibrating minion toy or butt plug? You decide.
We'll have to assume since he didn't call the cops on you too that you did a better job than she did.
I'll have a McBlowjob with a side of licken McTesticles.
She has a purty meth mouth. I haven't read the article, but what part of Louisville is she from? As for kids, I'm going with 3 on the over/under. The black dudes were absolutely lovin it.
As someone who can attest for oral sex at a mcds, I had the decency to go out to the car this skank and her douchebag bf couldn't even finish their McNuggets first.
As someone who can attest for oral sex at a mcds, I had the decency to go out to the car this skank and her douchebag bf couldn't even finish their McNuggets first.
Licken McTesticles lol
So, if I compare this to breast feeding in public can I guarantee 6 pages?
She walked under it with a broom told me to "lift my feet". Big deal
She walked under it with a broom told me to "lift my feet". Big deal
Almost positive I watched about 20 minutes of that chick trying to sell "sex vids" at 1140pm sitting in a Starbucks that was about to close. Trying to get a hotel room. It was.... entertaining. Should have bought em.
Never touch a midget. You don't know where they've been.
She walked under it with a broom told me to "lift my feet". Big deal
She fondled his Mcnuggets and he spilled his Mcflurry all over her face.
Definitely would make for some great porn dialogue. Trying to not get this deleted, but here goes the PG version of it.
Woman behind counter "Welcome to McFondles (name changed due to trademarks) can I take your order?"
Guy customer "I'll have a BigSack (trademark). What does that include?"
Woman behind counter "It has a set of buns that we slide your big Half Pounder (trademark) into and then it comes with special sauce."
Guy customer "That sounds great."
Woman behind counter "Would you like a small fry with that? We can take your small fry and make it larger if you like."
Guy customer "Sure, super size me."
Woman behind counter "What would you like to drink?"
Guy customer "What do you recommend?"
Woman behind counter "I like a milkshake. I take the straw and put it in my mouth and suck on it until I get a big gulp of that creamy goodness down my throat"
Guy customer "Da da da da daaaa I'll be loving that."
Brown chicken brown cow
End of first scene
Second scene probably involves two female co-workers on lunch and eating pie for dessert.
Final scene is the boss getting ready to fire one of his female workers for poor customer fellations and she talks him into giving her another chance by doing some "on the job training".
Of course there would be interesting dialogue in the other scenes as well, but I will leave those to your imagination. Now mods please don't hit the delete button.
Woman behind counter "Welcome to McFondles (name changed due to trademarks) can I take your order?"
Guy customer "I'll have a BigSack (trademark). What does that include?"
Woman behind counter "It has a set of buns that we slide your big Half Pounder (trademark) into and then it comes with special sauce."
Guy customer "That sounds great."
Woman behind counter "Would you like a small fry with that? We can take your small fry and make it larger if you like."
Guy customer "Sure, super size me."
Woman behind counter "What would you like to drink?"
Guy customer "What do you recommend?"
Woman behind counter "I like a milkshake. I take the straw and put it in my mouth and suck on it until I get a big gulp of that creamy goodness down my throat"
Guy customer "Da da da da daaaa I'll be loving that."
Brown chicken brown cow
End of first scene
Second scene probably involves two female co-workers on lunch and eating pie for dessert.
Final scene is the boss getting ready to fire one of his female workers for poor customer fellations and she talks him into giving her another chance by doing some "on the job training".
Of course there would be interesting dialogue in the other scenes as well, but I will leave those to your imagination. Now mods please don't hit the delete button.
