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Things people say that make you wonder if they have any brain function

Louis_Skunt

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-Grown men who say the word "Daddy". After the age of 9, it starts getting weird. Example-- "We're going to grill out at Daddys house next weekend"

-Anyone who says the words Jim Dandy. Except for John Short.
 
"Yeah, but"

"It's only a little bit of dementia"

"Only if you touch it first"
 
Originally posted by Mashburned:
"Oprah said..."
Winner winner....
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Originally posted by domino79:
Conservatives who use liberal as a perjorative.

Similarly, liberals who use patriotic as an insult.
People who's first inclination to respond includes partisan politics.

"I know, right?!?!?!"

Outwardly speaking, not typing, "LOL, OMG, IDK, SMH", and any other 13-year-old girl text acronym.

Not something that's said, but it does make me wonder about brain function - driving for miles at the speed limit or less in the passing lane with no one on the right. My expectation that brain function is approaching zero increases when they do it on highways of 3 lanes or more.
 
Originally posted by TheDude73:

Originally posted by domino79:
Conservatives who use liberal as a perjorative.

Similarly, liberals who use patriotic as an insult.
People who's first inclination to respond includes partisan politics.

"I know, right?!?!?!"

Outwardly speaking, not typing, "LOL, OMG, IDK, SMH", and any other 13-year-old girl text acronym.

Not something that's said, but it does make me wonder about brain function - driving for miles at the speed limit or less in the passing lane with no one on the right. My expectation that brain function is approaching zero increases when they do it on highways of 3 lanes or more.
People who don't understand the word partisan.
 
Originally posted by TheDude73:


Originally posted by domino79:
Conservatives who use liberal as a perjorative.

Similarly, liberals who use patriotic as an insult.
People who's first inclination to respond includes partisan politics.

"I know, right?!?!?!"

Outwardly speaking, not typing, "LOL, OMG, IDK, SMH", and any other 13-year-old girl text acronym.

Not something that's said, but it does make me wonder about brain function - driving for miles at the speed limit or less in the passing lane with no one on the right. My expectation that brain function is approaching zero increases when they do it on highways of 3 lanes or more.
I am with you on these. I can't stand those 3-letter acronyms. Rage inducing. The passing lane slow drivers should just be jailed immediately.
 
your-you're
too-to
lose-loose

It's amazing how people still cant comprehend these things.
 
The thing that I've noticed lately is that people who precede statements with "Now," or "I can tell you this....." usually don't know isht from Shinola.
 
once heard this, it was really offensive: "ching, chong chinaman. build me a railroad please?"
 
Those who end each sentence as if it has a question mark at the end.

Anyone that uses the word "literally" more than once a year.

Again, sub-30's that use the words "insane" and/or "ridiculous" inappropriately.
 
Originally posted by -LEK-:
People who think global warming is a myth or evolution is just a guess.
Any run of the mill idiot that equates these two viewpoints. Guarantee his family tree resembles a telephone pole.
 
"I hate the Walking Dead but watch it religiously so I can post about how bad it is"
 
Originally posted by -LEK-:
People who think global warming is a myth or evolution is just a guess.

Actually, it's fact these people have low brain function.
Global warming IS a myth. It is an opiate for the masses.

This post was edited on 3/8 4:26 PM by rodgerblue
 
Originally posted by Big Blue 1977:
Misunderstanding and misapplying famous quotes every single time the topic comes up, even after people have called out your statement for not making sense.
Fixed that for you.
 
On channel 27, Lee K. Howard just described a game winning shot by a Belmont player as "a ridiculous 3"....there was NOTHING ridiculous about it. It was not funny, it was not absurd, it was legitimate. Wow...
 
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