Things Mark Stoops would screw up

[Basil Cat]

Sunset over the water
Offensive coordinators
Good meal
Starting QB’s
Snow on Christmas
Last 2 minutes before halftime

 

[Chad Rock]

Sunset over the water
Offensive coordinators
Good meal
Starting QB’s
Snow on Christmas
Last 2 minutes before halftime

Putting your best freshman RB (and usually 1 of only 3 RBs available during that game) on KOC…

 

[UKGrad83]

Shorter list would be things he couldn’t screw up..

 

[Bluesbrother]

Sunset over the water
Offensive coordinators
Good meal
Starting QB’s
Snow on Christmas
Last 2 minutes before halftime

this list is way too short.

 

[TOMCATS1990]

Packing up his &$@$ and getting out of town (Lexington)

 

[YardCat]

He could F’up A One Man Parade
Stoops couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

 

[blubo]