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Talked to Ulis

This is exactly why I carry a meter stick with me everywhere I go so I can measure UK players when I run into them. You'll learn from your mistake.
Yeah definitely, I should had my tape measure. Hell I was in the engineering building, I should have grabbed one and made him wait to measure. Crap should have thought about that.
 
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I was such a dork, I said "your Tyler Ulis", he laughed and said yes I am. He looked like he was running behind and its finals week also. I asked if he was an engineering student and he said not they just moved his math class. Cool kid.
Does UK not teach English these days? :facepalm:
 
This thread rayodar. That guy invented running into UK players like ramel Bradley and giving them pointers on how to shoot better. Only on special occasions and leap yr he posts and were blessed with his presence. You should of asked him for an autograph and then go out for a drink sometime
 
The year was 2003. I lived right by the, at the time, new Chipotle that had just opened up on South Limestone across from Two Keys and by Mad Mushroom. I was in line behind a weird looking indian kid that had a shirt that said "Cool as FCUK", with FCUK being some sort of fashion brand. Erik Daniels and Gerald Fitch were in front of said kid, completely stoned out of their minds they were barely able to keep their eyes open. They turned around, looked at that kids shirt, looked at him, and they started cracking up laughing. I as well started laughing after their reaction, and it was basically the three of us laughing at this poor kid for however long we were in line. That is my UK bball story. I really feel like I bonded with those guys after that.
 
The year was 2003. I lived right by the, at the time, new Chipotle that had just opened up on South Limestone across from Two Keys and by Mad Mushroom. I was in line behind a weird looking indian kid that had a shirt that said "Cool as FCUK", with FCUK being some sort of fashion brand. Erik Daniels and Gerald Fitch were in front of said kid, completely stoned out of their minds they were barely able to keep their eyes open. They turned around, looked at that kids shirt, looked at him, and they started cracking up laughing. I as well started laughing after their reaction, and it was basically the three of us laughing at this poor kid for however long we were in line. That is my UK bball story. I really feel like I bonded with those guys after that.
I bet Fitch was the bogart and refused to pass it much.
 
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I claim BS.
OP said absolutely nothing about his body language.
Everyone knows this is how we judge our players...
 
I have another very interesting UK basketball player story. Actually two. One involves Tony Delk, Walter McCarty, and Anthony Epps. The other involves basically the whole team, with the setting being wildcat lodge. The first involves a bit of backward thinking racism. The second involves free use of marijuana. I don't know if it would be politically correct, or safe in the second case, to tell the stories? What do you guys think? Should I share?
 
Yeah the OP is a troll Louisville fan. He was at UK trying to get registered and they showed him the door saying they do not take Louisville transfer credits. He happened to run into Tyler in the elevator and tried to bash his elbow but Tyler slapped his arse until he fell down in a heap. As the elevator door opened Tyler strolled out leaving for his class. The OP then asked for a picture and Ulis kept walking.
 
I have another very interesting UK basketball player story. Actually two. One involves Tony Delk, Walter McCarty, and Anthony Epps. The other involves basically the whole team, with the setting being wildcat lodge. The first involves a bit of backward thinking racism. The second involves free use of marijuana. I don't know if it would be politically correct, or safe in the second case, to tell the stories? What do you guys think? Should I share?
Hell yes
 
I really like the OP - his post read as legit, no embellishments, and he responded to subsequent posts with plenty of good humor. I believe he can go far on Rafters with a little education. Perhaps some of you fine folk can clue RT in on some of the ins and outs?
 
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We talked on in the hall when he was lost also.

You are most fortunate that he was neither on a ramp or a staircase.

Did he ever consider the possibility that it was the class that was lost and Tyler was perfectly in control of his own location.
 
I too really like rt. Dude, keep posting with this attitude and you will be awesome. You have made a great first impression here today. You've got Bko on your side already, you're gold. And I really do appreciate the information.
 
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i've "met" ulis 2 times, he's 5'8 at best, which is backed up by both 2014 and 2015 combine official measurements
 
Who's Tyler Uler?:joy: Watch out the spelling and grammar police are watching.

Tyler Uler was a little known Amish basketball recruit that Cal was after back in the day. His nickname was Amish Butter, because he was smooth. FACT!
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I am taking lean manufacturing class at UK and Ulis got in elevator with me. He thought I worked here because of my name badge. He asked if I knew where they moved his math class. I said no of course. Asked how his arm was and said he's good to go. He seemed taller than 5ft9in, I am supposed to be 5 9 and seemed tall to me. Good to hear him say he's good to go.
No pic=doesn't pass smell test.
 
You are most fortunate that he was neither on a ramp or a staircase.
Yeah,yeah,yeah I meant we talk in the hallway.
I too really like rt. Dude, keep posting with this attitude and you will be awesome. You have made a great first impression here today. You've got Bko on your side already, you're gold. And I really do appreciate the information.
I appreciate that. Can you go ahead and break down the ins and outs that she was referring to?
 
I'm guessing that I can go ahead and pick a few up. Grammar and spelling are paramount on this website and if you didn't take a picture then you're a liar. So I got those, what else?
 
Yeah definitely, I should had my tape measure. Hell I was in the engineering building, I should have grabbed one and made him wait to measure. Crap should have thought about that.
Shoot man, while you had him in the engineering building, you should've gotten the spring constant on his calves so we can finally determine whether he can dunk - you probably should've gotten the Young's Modulus on his elbow tendons to predict the likelihood of future injury, etc.
 
Somebody, anybody tell me what the hell is blueworldorder74's avatar? It creeps the hell out of me every time I see it I think it's a buck tooth puppet that became unemployed when crank Yankers went off the air. No offense dude I just have no clue what the hell it is.

On a side note, somebody needs to dance into ej floreal and show him another move or two to get the team hyped up more.
 
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You could have asked Ulis if the players ever read RR. I have wondered if a player ever gets on here and posts. With all the Willis threads it would be pretty funny if he was on here debating with the posters about his playing time.
 
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