Sex with the bass. Yay or nay?

[crazyqx83]

Small mouth or large mouth? Most of y'all are gonna want the small mouth.

 

[bigbluefattycat]

 

[ymmot31]

Sex with a bass would be kinda crappie I would think.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

 

[funKYcat75]

Bass players like it upright and in the F-hole.

 

[Willy4UK]

 

[PhattyJ4UK]

Sex with a bass would be kinda crappie I would think.

This thread was a total failure until you saved it.

 

[morgousky]

Sex with a bass would be kinda crappie I would think.

Just need to net out a drum and it'll work.

 

[warrior-cat]

Sex with a bass would be kinda crappie I would think.

Yep, sucker fish would be better.

 

[-Mav-]

With enough beers most guys prolly would screw a fish just for the halibut, amirite?

 

[-Mav-]

I’d never screw a bass — at least not on porpoise.

 

[-Mav-]

I was gonna have sex with a bass last night, but she said she had...a haddock.

 

[rick64]

You might be a redneck.

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

Prolly makes your tallywacker smell fishy.

 

[-Mav-]

You might be a redneck.

False. I actually AM a redneck.

 

[Kooky Kats]

@-Mav-

How many Pollocks does it take to screw a Bass?

 

[Kooky Kats]

@Flipper the Dolphin is needed for input

 

[IdaCat]

I would screw this fish.

 

[IdaCat]

 

[Flipper the Dolphin]

HEY LADIES, ONCE YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH AN AQUATIC MAMMAL YOU NEVER GO BACK (I’m yelling in case they’re hard of herring).

 

[IdaCat]

That's why I don't drink water. Fish f*** in it.

 

[Flipper the Dolphin]

I would screw this fish.

I have screwed that fish.

 

[IdaCat]

I have screwed that fish.

 

[-Mav-]

I would screw this fish.

I would have back then, but not now. Daryl has not aged well...

 

[bigbluefattycat]

@-Mav-

How many Pollocks does it take to screw a Bass?

A whole school.

 

[drcats2013]

You can’t strum a drum, but you can tuna bass.

 

[drcats2013]

I would have back then, but not now. Daryl has not aged well...

I’d still hit it.

 

[420grover]

I ran across a video once that's perfect for this thread. I'd find it and post it but I don't want banned. Just Google "Fish Billy Joe" but change "illy e" to "low b".

 

[beltieboy]

I would have back then, but not now. Daryl has not aged well...

 

[warrior-cat]

I would have back then, but not now. Daryl has not aged well...

Sure that is not Steven Tyler in drag?

 

[DSmith21]

I remember a real cute young lady back in high school. She had one quirk, whenever she laughed it seemed that she opened her mouth as wide as she could (and she had a big mouth). She was given the nickname "the bass" for obvious reasons. I don't even remember her real name but I would have had tapped that "bass".

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Bass to mouth