Hey, both of you. Some of us, I'm not naming names, may suffer from that same affliction.
HA, when I was younger many of my friends always ribbed me about my hair (thinning and receding hair line). Most of them now are bald or near bald and my hair is about the same. (Still use a brush and comb AND a little grecian formula) I am NOT gloating, just thankful to have any.