Haven’t been in awhile and thought I’d give it a try. Started out nice and slow which was okay but as it got a little faster I began getting nervous. As it broke into a full gallop it threw me off but my foot was stuck in the stirrup so it was wildly slamming me around and my head bashed against the pavement a couple of times. I was about to pass out from the pain but fortunately the cashier at Dollar General unplugged the sumbitch, she also forbid me from riding the elephant and merry go round.
