Naughty Teacher Alert- Edibles Edition

[BlueBallz]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...-box-sheriff/ar-AAPzNTy?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

Elementary school teacher had weed edibles in student prize box: sheriff​

"A South Carolina teacher was arrested on drug charges Friday after being accused of putting marijuana edibles in a box of prizes for her elementary school students.

Staff at Rocky Creek Elementary School in Lexington called authorities on Sept. 23 after a student was found with a pack of pot-laced gummies, saying he grabbed it from his teacher’s box of candy as some sort of prize, according to the sheriff’s office.

The suspect, identified as 27-year-old Victoria Weiss, initially took the first pack of edibles from the student and told him to pick something else from the box, authorities said. But the student went back to the box and “happened to grab another pack of edibles,” Lexington County Sheriff Jay Koon said."

 

[gobigbluebell]

Yassssss qweeen do yo thang

 

[Backer cutter]

Thread title guilty- both ways.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

I was hoping this was about edible underwear

 

[Hank Camacho]

The suspect, identified as 27-year-old Victoria Weiss, initially took the first pack of edibles from the student and told him to pick something else from the box, authorities said. But the student went back to the box and “happened to grab another pack of edibles,” Lexington County Sheriff Jay Koon said."

Not sure this passes the smell test.

 

[Glenn's take]

She is most definitely edible.

 

[Backer cutter]

I was hoping this was about edible underwear

Need a sauce. Everything needs a sauce.

 

[augustaky1]

No wonder Jethro did not make it passed the sixth grade.

Who can blame him?

 

[funKYcat75]

Not sure this passes the smell test.

Are you trying to say her box is not a treasure?

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Need a sauce. Everything needs a sauce.

 

[Lexie's Dad]

Smart kid knew which gummies were the good ones.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Wait a minute…she didn’t even bang a student?

Also, can you even be a Sheriff if you’re named Jay Koon.

 

[Pickle_Rick]

Wait a minute…she didn’t even bang a student?

Also, can you even be a Sheriff if you’re named Jay Koon.

He's a Democrat. They get a pass on that Koon stuff.

 

[BernieSadori]

Not sure this passes the smell test.

Two fingers will tell you.

 

[Smashcat]

In any case, possession of drugs (albeit weak ones) in direct access for children is unacceptable.

Absolutely.

 

[The-Hack]

he grabbed it from his teacher’s box of candy

Uh, I was expecting the usual “grab” from the usual “box of candy,” and, hence enter my objection to the inclusion of this in the time honored genre of Rivals’ Naughty Teacher Alerts!!