If I were Stoops/Barnhart, or anyone of actual intellectual capacity at UK, I would seek NIL advice from fans, the QB Club, boosters, etc.
Start an NIL "suggestion box" on the internet.
Have some fun: think outside the box!
How 'bout NIL beer, and other goods available for sale at every sporting event? (That is stunningly simple, and hardly "outside the box.")
How 'bout 50 cent dedicated NIL toilets? Seriously: set aside one pay-to-pee/sh!t stall with a place to put two quarters in, and place the team logo of whoever we are playing in the bottom of the NIL toilet. I'd gladly give 50 cents to piss on UT and U of L every-other-year.
Yes, NIL will largely be funded by large donors, but find ways to raise nickel-and-dime money, as it can stack up pretty quickly.
Are my ideas "corny."
Yeah.
But wait 'till you see what I leave behind in the NIL toilet!!!!
Hey, how about a "coming and going approach?" Sell NIL beer at an extra dollar, and each beer cup has a bar code that allows your use of a few NIL dedicated Heads? Market it as "Drink to UK, and piss on everyone else!"
Are lottery-like drawings allowed?
Have one each football game, at 5 bucks a ticket, to be drawn in the end of the third quarter.
In short, we all need to quit bitchin' about NIL and have some damn fun with the new reality of college sports. It beats the hell out of the old days when bags of money were being paid to athletes.
Start an NIL "suggestion box" on the internet.
Have some fun: think outside the box!
How 'bout NIL beer, and other goods available for sale at every sporting event? (That is stunningly simple, and hardly "outside the box.")
How 'bout 50 cent dedicated NIL toilets? Seriously: set aside one pay-to-pee/sh!t stall with a place to put two quarters in, and place the team logo of whoever we are playing in the bottom of the NIL toilet. I'd gladly give 50 cents to piss on UT and U of L every-other-year.
Yes, NIL will largely be funded by large donors, but find ways to raise nickel-and-dime money, as it can stack up pretty quickly.
Are my ideas "corny."
Yeah.
But wait 'till you see what I leave behind in the NIL toilet!!!!
Hey, how about a "coming and going approach?" Sell NIL beer at an extra dollar, and each beer cup has a bar code that allows your use of a few NIL dedicated Heads? Market it as "Drink to UK, and piss on everyone else!"
Are lottery-like drawings allowed?
Have one each football game, at 5 bucks a ticket, to be drawn in the end of the third quarter.
In short, we all need to quit bitchin' about NIL and have some damn fun with the new reality of college sports. It beats the hell out of the old days when bags of money were being paid to athletes.
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