James Bond Revamped
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Goodbye series. I'm out.
But it is not a complete do-over — with her just taking James Bond’s secret agent number after he retires from MI6, the report states.
Bond himself will still be played by Daniel Craig — and will still adhere to his old-fashioned macho characteristics, an insider told the UK paper.
‘Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail.
The insider called it a “pivotal scene” when Bond is called back from retirement and introduced to Lynch as the new 007.
“It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman,” the source told the Mail.
https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/
Bond himself will still be played by Daniel Craig — and will still adhere to his old-fashioned macho characteristics, an insider told the UK paper.
‘Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail.
The insider called it a “pivotal scene” when Bond is called back from retirement and introduced to Lynch as the new 007.
“It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman,” the source told the Mail.
https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/
And thus begins the death of an iconic 50 year old Hollywood series over a misplaced sense of political correctness.
James Bond is no better than ghostbusters, feminism is cancer
Why is Tracy Morgan playing 007? His forte is comedy.
so they call him out of retirement. does that mean she cant handle her job?
Be ready for transgenders to start playing traditional female roles in remakes.
What are other good things to ruin?
Fine by me I have no issue with liberal remake , it has been lunacy for well over a decade
That lady looks like Caster Semenya. Are libs trying anymore?
Could they not pick an actually hot black chick?
What’s next, casting a woman as Indiana Jones?!?!
Would be better then had they proceeded on trying to make Shai Laboof Indiana Jones.
Joe Biden doesn’t smell black people
Don't shut the door I am coming with you. Over and out. Hollywood has screwed up every good thing in America.
It's possible that the younger generation was not going to see the last few and they are trying to find the next audience.
I don't care.
Most of Hollywood is garbage.
The old James Bond wasn't a superhero. Modern movies have to make you a superhero.
Most of Hollywood is garbage.
The old James Bond wasn't a superhero. Modern movies have to make you a superhero.
Bond was/is a mans man. Today's millennial's are being told that their masculinity is bad. They no longer need to be men but, gender neutral (See Ed, Plat, James,420, and a host of other lefty posters) on this site. Trudeau's butt buddy is in a league of his own as he has to want men (New Canadian law).
Don't worry guys/gays/gals, even though us toxic masculine men are getting older, we are not dead and are still fully functional so, the ladies of your time (unless they are feminist) are in good hands. Your welcome.
Don't worry guys/gays/gals, even though us toxic masculine men are getting older, we are not dead and are still fully functional so, the ladies of your time (unless they are feminist) are in good hands. Your welcome.
I'll admit that Hollywood doesn't give a damn about a baby boomer like me. It's a business model. Yeah I get that but it's so in our face. A giant F-you.
What are you dipshits even up in arms about? Literally the article says that their is a woman secret agent and Bond is still Bond, not really that groundbreaking at all
Did y'all freak out when they made Judi Dench M?
Did y'all freak out when they made Judi Dench M?
We aren’t up in arms I bet you wish we were tho
She also went to Epstein's pedophile island.
I merely find it interesting. It feels more like “we’ll show you you racist misogynist ticket buyers” instead of something that will actually being in more revenue for the film.
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No, but I'll bet you will when Drew Carey plays Martin Luther King, Jr.....
Spica Orbit
James Bond and M are fictional. Martin Luther King Jr is real.
Why would an oppressed woman of color want to help Great Britain? One of the two greatest oppressors in history along with their former colony.
She should work for the Eastern Block. Kill the evil westerners.
She should work for the Eastern Block. Kill the evil westerners.
Was really good and I highly recommend it.
I actually liked Judy Dench, I thought she played a tough character as M but, I did not really care for Craig as Bond. Not liking the direction they are taking it now. I will not watch. Did not watch Captain Marvel and will not watch this.
Liberals ruin everything they touch. Just another reason to ignore them and not give them a penny of my money.
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