If you were on the jury

[Glenn's take]

He walks if I'm on the jury.

Louisville business owner accused of abducting, assaulting alleged shoplifter

Police said it happened in October after an alleged shoplifter stole "a box of vapes."

www.wdrb.com

 

[JonathanW]

Who?

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

He's guilty...for opening a business in Algonquin.

 

[TucsonCat]

Yeah, that's a guy that will have a Netflix documentary.

First episode it'll be the social media videos celebrating him for this with go gos music in the background.

Then next episode is about struggles with fame and eventually, the basement dungeon of runaways.

 

[Blue-ish]

Small businesses will soon hire him. Similar to homeowners that hire a guy to remove squatters.

‘Squatter hunter’: For a price, this California man will rid your home of ‘unwanted guests’ — how he squeezes out squatters​

https://moneywise.com/real-estate/squatter-hunter-this-california-man-will-rid-your-home-of-unwanted-guests

Handyman finds clever way to remove squatters from mother's house

United Handyman Association founder Flash Shelton shares his experience pushing out squatters and explains how he is fighting to help others in similar circumstances.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[Col. Angus]

Not guilty and give him an award.

Thieves should have their hands cut off.

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword]

Extra not guilty for spraying his asshole with pepper spray. 😂