Yes, folks, they told us that we had better expect and demand better of Coach Stoops and his team, or we were fueling mediocrity!
They courageously posted their thoughts under anonymous nicknames, and spoke of Stoops’ nine-million dollar contract at least ten-million times!
Yeah, verily, they Harped, Bitched and Moaned this program back onto the winning track!!!!
Surely, the astute complaints and observations of the likes of those with newly minted Cat sounding monikers were printed and shared throughout the football complex, making it clear that the natives were restless,
And mid-week, the Coaching staff and team had a collective epiphany:
WE MUST WIN IN STARKVILLE AS THOSE FANS WHOSE REAL NAMES WE WILL NEVER KNOW . . . SO DEMAND IT!!!
And even as it had been demanded, so it was produced on the football gridiron in Starkville, Mississippi!