How do you get to "All American" status on here?

[KyFaninNC]

You guys are merciless. I think it takes 10,000 posts.

 

[jr40831]

Used to be you got all SEC then all American after I think 10,000 posts.

 

[ymmot31]

At least you are something. I don't even have "Water Boy" under my name.

As long as you have that location under your name, you'll never get the votes.

 

[SosaUK]

These guys are pulling your chain. It's totally dependent on your gait. If you're a lazy walker, you may never be anything more than a Senior. If you walk more fast paste, you can be an AA.

My paste dried up because I was telling a player how to shoot. My bad.

Send @jedwar a check for $27.99. That's how I got to All American status.

It's on it's way. I wrote it as "To whom it may concern". I won.

Does it honestly mean that much to you?

Yes, does it bother you?

To become an AA you must outsmoke the guy in your avatar. Goodluck!!!!!

What guy? I'll smoke someone under the table, who wants to provide the herb?

Why does it matter to you?

See above. Does it bother you?

Post really nice things about all of the regulars here. If you post enough of them, they'll consider you for All American status.

There is a quicker way, but I hesitate to post it in an open forum....

Well, OK, Maybe it will be alright.

If you want to get to All American status quickly, Rick Roll one of the moderators successfully.

Moderators are my beeches. It's a give and take relationship.

 

[Kycatspaws]

When you achieve All American Poster Status, they will usually send you an email notification something like this. Congratulations on becoming an All American from the Cats Illustrated Staff. Here is the nifty little badge they sent me when I made it a few years back.

 

[UKrazycat2]

I've been an AA numerous times. It only takes one profanity laced rant toward a rival to get you busted back down here with me though.

 

[ok-cats-computer]

I joined a decade ago, but I'm just a sophomore. Apparently, I'm on the 20 year plan to graduate.

 

[hmt5000]

OT--People make fun all the time but Pliny The Elder was an incredible man. He sailed to Pompeii on a mission to save a whole lot of people who were trapped amidst falling ash by the wind and wave patterns following the eruption. They all would have died, but he saved them: his mission was a success even though he personally died during it due to the effect of the ash on a breathing disorder he had always had. Also, despite what has become the popular folktale of an idiot too interested in studying a volcano, he was not at all excited about the prospect of getting that close. But he knew he had to save those people. That's why, when embarking, he made the world-changing statement: "Fortune favors the bold."

Talk about an All-American

i cant forgive him for getting the whole name change thing going. enough senior is a bad name but to change it up to pliny the elder is what got us puff daddy... p diddy... diddy. 50 cent... fifty... fitty... i blame pliny for getting this started.

 

[screwduke]

Get a AA studies degree from UNC

 

[Bluemoon725]

Duke won't accept me, I like females.

But how do you feel about jewelry?

 

[wentzel25]

I noticed I'm a senior. What's a guy gotta do to be an All American? My numbers are solid.

Post nudes

 

[SosaUK]

But how do you feel about jewelry?

Only if I can purchase it based off of future earnings.

Post nudes

Okay, that's gay.

 

[wentzel25]

Only if I can purchase it based off of future earnings.



Okay, that's gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

 

[UKWildcats#8]

It's probably never going to happen OP...so just let go of that goal.

 

[TyCatPrice14]

Ouch ^

 

[GnarlsBarkley]

Ever seen Highlander?

 

[UKrazycat2]

Been on here since the Wall recruiting days. Started 2 threads since then. They went off the first page faster than a fart in a Saudi sandstorm. Can't help it if others don't recognize my brilliance.

Now I restrict myself to troll patrol.

 

[SosaUK]

It's probably never going to happen OP...so just let go of that goal.

Yeah, we all can't be as bad as you.

 

[TrustinCal]

Got to tweak your posting style. We'll see if you get there.

 

[.S&C.]

WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER!! WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH! OMG DUDE CARES SO MUCH WHY? THIS IS SOOO STUPID!

YES I TOOK TIME TO TELL HIM THIS IS SO STUPID CUZ IT IS AND I WANTED TO SAY IT!

 

[zannmann]

Who knows?

 

[Jkwo]

Get yourself ranked between 40-60 and attend Duke.

Wanna bring this up for some more appreciation. Pay attention, youngins: this post right here is All-American quality.

 

[83Cat]

7500 All SEC, 10,000 All American. 50,000 Hall of Fame?

 

[treyforuk]

post more. Post better. Get voted in. I used to be a Hall of Famer before the board transition and now it appears that All American is the highest honor you can get.

I've been around longer than you, aand i can't type that much BS in my life time.

 

[treyforuk]

psh... yes you can. Gotta have that can-do attitude. Like my mom always said "Can't never could do nothin".

Well, i guess u have to have a silky touch.

 

[Mike-D]

Get yourself ranked between 40-60 and attend Duke.

 

[ccukuk]

Get your name retired in the rafters, get voted an AA, help win an NC, don't whine, eh, yeah those things.

 

[cathead64]

Really depends on how bad you want it!

 

[uk never falls]

I noticed I'm a senior. What's a guy gotta do to be an All American? My numbers are solid.

No idea. The system is rigged.

 

[kyfan606]

checking to see post count

 

[mebeblue2]

one post closer to being an AA on CI